Since every post ends up with them critiquing each others posts, figured we'd contain it in one place.
Quote from: BH on September 22, 2009, 12:32:50 PM
Since every post ends up with them critiquing each others posts, figured we'd contain it in one place.
I like the one where TDubbs says something that means something and Fork says something that means nothing and sometimes they both say things that are sometimes something, but mostly nothing.
(PS: I know, I have tons of room to talk.)
At least it shouldn't take too long.
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 12:37:15 PM
At least it shouldn't take too long.
Um...that's what she said?
I blame the Cubs for this thread.
Did Visanthe show his dong yet?
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on September 22, 2009, 12:34:34 PM
Quote from: BH on September 22, 2009, 12:32:50 PM
Since every post ends up with them critiquing each others posts, figured we'd contain it in one place.
I like the one where TDubbs says something that means something and Fork says something that means nothing and sometimes they both say things that are sometimes something, but mostly nothing.
(PS: I know, I have tons of room to talk.)
I like you
Guh.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.
Not sure what you were expecting.
I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".
Ad infinitum.
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.
Not sure what you were expecting.
I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".
Ad infinitum.
You could really say that about any thread here.
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.
Not sure what you were expecting.
I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".
Ad infinitum.
You could really say that about any thread here.
But what about this one?
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.
Not sure what you were expecting.
I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".
Ad infinitum.
You could really say that about any thread here.
But what about this one?
Well this one is mostly about disappointment.
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.
Not sure what you were expecting.
I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".
Ad infinitum.
You could really say that about any thread here.
But what about this one?
Well this one is mostly about disappointment.
Perhaps we can at least have it contained.
Quote from: Oleg on September 22, 2009, 04:18:41 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.
Not sure what you were expecting.
I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".
Ad infinitum.
You could really say that about any thread here.
But what about this one?
Well this one is mostly about disappointment.
Perhaps we can at least have it contained.
A stash box, if you will.
Man, this is way better than my retarded thread.
Quote from: Canadouche on September 22, 2009, 06:00:30 PM
Man, this is way better than my retarded thread.
Yeah, the subjects actually post in this one.
Quote from: BH on September 22, 2009, 12:32:50 PM
Since every post ends up with them critiquing each others posts, figured we'd contain it in one place.
Yes. Good thinking.
(http://home.uchicago.edu/~ghajek/IMG_0365_1.jpg)
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.
Not sure what you were expecting.
I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".
Ad infinitum.
You could really say that about any thread here.
But what about this one?
Well this one is mostly about disappointment.
How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 07:55:02 AM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.
Not sure what you were expecting.
I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".
Ad infinitum.
You could really say that about any thread here.
But what about this one?
Well this one is mostly about disappointment.
How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?
This thread has found a way.
This thread halted any posting on this entire site for the most part. No one's talking this morning and I could really use a distraction from one of you savants today.
Only a MikeC post in the Atheismo Bloodorgy thread could save the day - but even then probably not.
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 07:55:02 AM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.
Not sure what you were expecting.
I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".
Ad infinitum.
You could really say that about any thread here.
But what about this one?
Well this one is mostly about disappointment.
How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?
I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.
Quote from: Miraculous Mark: Diviner of Mysteries on September 23, 2009, 10:16:45 AM
This thread halted any posting on this entire site for the most part. No one's talking this morning and I could really use a distraction from one of you savants today.
Only a MikeC post in the Atheismo Bloodorgy thread could save the day - but even then probably not.
That just justified the existence of this thread for me.
Quote from: TDubbs on September 23, 2009, 10:24:13 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 07:55:02 AM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.
Not sure what you were expecting.
I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".
Ad infinitum.
You could really say that about any thread here.
But what about this one?
Well this one is mostly about disappointment.
How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?
I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.
shouldn't you be off somewhere letting Cubbiejulie use your face for a bicycle seat?
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 11:51:03 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 23, 2009, 10:24:13 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 07:55:02 AM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.
Not sure what you were expecting.
I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".
Ad infinitum.
You could really say that about any thread here.
But what about this one?
Well this one is mostly about disappointment.
How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?
I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.
shouldn't you be off somewhere letting Cubbiejulie use your face for a bicycle seat?
Holy shit. I just LOLed at a ForkJoke.
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on September 23, 2009, 12:01:43 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 11:51:03 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 23, 2009, 10:24:13 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 07:55:02 AM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.
Not sure what you were expecting.
I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".
Ad infinitum.
You could really say that about any thread here.
But what about this one?
Well this one is mostly about disappointment.
How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?
I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.
shouldn't you be off somewhere letting Cubbiejulie use your face for a bicycle seat?
Holy shit. I just LOLed at a ForkJoke.
Thread satisfaction. You're welcome.
Quote from: BH on September 23, 2009, 12:07:51 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on September 23, 2009, 12:01:43 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 11:51:03 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 23, 2009, 10:24:13 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 07:55:02 AM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.
Not sure what you were expecting.
I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".
Ad infinitum.
You could really say that about any thread here.
But what about this one?
Well this one is mostly about disappointment.
How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?
I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.
shouldn't you be off somewhere letting Cubbiejulie use your face for a bicycle seat?
Holy shit. I just LOLed at a ForkJoke.
Thread satisfaction. You're welcome.
Even though I laughed as well. Blind squirrel. Nut
Quote from: IrishYeti on September 23, 2009, 12:13:01 PM
Quote from: BH on September 23, 2009, 12:07:51 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on September 23, 2009, 12:01:43 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 11:51:03 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 23, 2009, 10:24:13 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 07:55:02 AM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.
Not sure what you were expecting.
I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".
Ad infinitum.
You could really say that about any thread here.
But what about this one?
Well this one is mostly about disappointment.
How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?
I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.
shouldn't you be off somewhere letting Cubbiejulie use your face for a bicycle seat?
Holy shit. I just LOLed at a ForkJoke.
Thread satisfaction. You're welcome.
Even though I laughed as well. Blind squirrel. Nut
So...in before lock?
Because this thread is clearly good for nothing else whatsoever, and anything would be a better use of the bandwidth, let's change things up a bit...
http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE58M4Z320090923
QuoteLOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actress Mackenzie Phillips said in a memoir published on Wednesday that she had an incestuous affair for years with her father John Phillips, the late singer with 1960s band The Mamas & the Papas.
In the memoir "High Arrival", which was published a year after she was arrested for cocaine possession, Phillips writes that she had sex with her father at age 19, the night before her 1979 marriage to Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones' entourage.
The former star of TV sitcom "One Day at a Time" said she and her father used drugs that night. John Phillips died in 2001.
"My father was not a man with boundaries," Phillips writes. "He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night to find myself having sex with my own father."
Phillips' half-sister, Chynna Phillips, told US Weekly magazine she believed Mackenzie's story. Chynna said Mackenzie told her in a 1997 phone call about the incest and that it lasted for 10 years.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 23, 2009, 04:17:57 PM
Because this thread is clearly good for nothing else whatsoever, and anything would be a better use of the bandwidth, let's change things up a bit...
http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE58M4Z320090923
QuoteLOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actress Mackenzie Phillips said in a memoir published on Wednesday that she had an incestuous affair for years with her father John Phillips, the late singer with 1960s band The Mamas & the Papas.
In the memoir "High Arrival", which was published a year after she was arrested for cocaine possession, Phillips writes that she had sex with her father at age 19, the night before her 1979 marriage to Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones' entourage.
The former star of TV sitcom "One Day at a Time" said she and her father used drugs that night. John Phillips died in 2001.
"My father was not a man with boundaries," Phillips writes. "He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night to find myself having sex with my own father."
Phillips' half-sister, Chynna Phillips, told US Weekly magazine she believed Mackenzie's story. Chynna said Mackenzie told her in a 1997 phone call about the incest and that it lasted for 10 years.
So, an incest thread is what you want, ehh? You sir, are contributing to the
moral decay status quo of this message board.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 23, 2009, 04:17:57 PM
Because this thread is clearly good for nothing else whatsoever, and anything would be a better use of the bandwidth, let's change things up a bit...
http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE58M4Z320090923
QuoteLOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actress Mackenzie Phillips said in a memoir published on Wednesday that she had an incestuous affair for years with her father John Phillips, the late singer with 1960s band The Mamas & the Papas.
In the memoir "High Arrival", which was published a year after she was arrested for cocaine possession, Phillips writes that she had sex with her father at age 19, the night before her 1979 marriage to Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones' entourage.
The former star of TV sitcom "One Day at a Time" said she and her father used drugs that night. John Phillips died in 2001.
"My father was not a man with boundaries," Phillips writes. "He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night to find myself having sex with my own father."
Phillips' half-sister, Chynna Phillips, told US Weekly magazine she believed Mackenzie's story. Chynna said Mackenzie told her in a 1997 phone call about the incest and that it lasted for 10 years.
That name is conveniently coincidental
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 23, 2009, 04:17:57 PM
Because this thread is clearly good for nothing else whatsoever, and anything would be a better use of the bandwidth, let's change things up a bit...
http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE58M4Z320090923
QuoteLOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actress Mackenzie Phillips said in a memoir published on Wednesday that she had an incestuous affair for years with her father John Phillips, the late singer with 1960s band The Mamas & the Papas.
In the memoir "High Arrival", which was published a year after she was arrested for cocaine possession, Phillips writes that she had sex with her father at age 19, the night before her 1979 marriage to Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones' entourage.
The former star of TV sitcom "One Day at a Time" said she and her father used drugs that night. John Phillips died in 2001.
"My father was not a man with boundaries," Phillips writes. "He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night to find myself having sex with my own father."
Phillips' half-sister, Chynna Phillips, told US Weekly magazine she believed Mackenzie's story. Chynna said Mackenzie told her in a 1997 phone call about the incest and that it lasted for 10 years.
The fuck? 10 years? That's 10 trips around the sun, correct? I mean, I understand the 10 nanoseconds after she woke up with her dad inside her and being kind of caught like a deer in the penis trap, but 10 YEARS? Holy fuck, even a backwards swamp creature like me knows 10 years is too long to boink a family member.
Quote from: IrishYeti on September 23, 2009, 04:38:27 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 23, 2009, 04:17:57 PM
Because this thread is clearly good for nothing else whatsoever, and anything would be a better use of the bandwidth, let's change things up a bit...
http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE58M4Z320090923
QuoteLOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actress Mackenzie Phillips said in a memoir published on Wednesday that she had an incestuous affair for years with her father John Phillips, the late singer with 1960s band The Mamas & the Papas.
In the memoir "High Arrival", which was published a year after she was arrested for cocaine possession, Phillips writes that she had sex with her father at age 19, the night before her 1979 marriage to Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones' entourage.
The former star of TV sitcom "One Day at a Time" said she and her father used drugs that night. John Phillips died in 2001.
"My father was not a man with boundaries," Phillips writes. "He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night to find myself having sex with my own father."
Phillips' half-sister, Chynna Phillips, told US Weekly magazine she believed Mackenzie's story. Chynna said Mackenzie told her in a 1997 phone call about the incest and that it lasted for 10 years.
That name is conveniently coincidental
Heh heh heh. I get it.
bump
bump.
Bump.
Quote from: BH on December 17, 2009, 02:22:15 PM
Bump.
What thread? What did I miss? Does it matter?Never mind.
Bump.
yep
Aaaaaaaaand bump.
Re-purpose BUMP for the Fork vs. Thrill "If I'm so gay, how come I'm not as gay as you?" continuous exchange.