The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Tdubbs vs Fork Better Poster, Better Man Rant Thread

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Because this thread is clearly good for nothing else whatsoever, and anything would be a better use of the bandwidth, let's change things up a bit...

http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE58M4Z320090923

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actress Mackenzie Phillips said in a memoir published on Wednesday that she had an incestuous affair for years with her father John Phillips, the late singer with 1960s band The Mamas & the Papas.

In the memoir "High Arrival", which was published a year after she was arrested for cocaine possession, Phillips writes that she had sex with her father at age 19, the night before her 1979 marriage to Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones' entourage.

The former star of TV sitcom "One Day at a Time" said she and her father used drugs that night. John Phillips died in 2001.

"My father was not a man with boundaries," Phillips writes. "He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night to find myself having sex with my own father."

Phillips' half-sister, Chynna Phillips, told US Weekly magazine she believed Mackenzie's story. Chynna said Mackenzie told her in a 1997 phone call about the incest and that it lasted for 10 years.

[Gil Gunderson]

Because this thread is clearly good for nothing else whatsoever, and anything would be a better use of the bandwidth, let's change things up a bit...

http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE58M4Z320090923

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actress Mackenzie Phillips said in a memoir published on Wednesday that she had an incestuous affair for years with her father John Phillips, the late singer with 1960s band The Mamas & the Papas.

In the memoir "High Arrival", which was published a year after she was arrested for cocaine possession, Phillips writes that she had sex with her father at age 19, the night before her 1979 marriage to Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones' entourage.

The former star of TV sitcom "One Day at a Time" said she and her father used drugs that night. John Phillips died in 2001.

"My father was not a man with boundaries," Phillips writes. "He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night to find myself having sex with my own father."

Phillips' half-sister, Chynna Phillips, told US Weekly magazine she believed Mackenzie's story. Chynna said Mackenzie told her in a 1997 phone call about the incest and that it lasted for 10 years.

So, an incest thread is what you want, ehh?  You sir, are contributing to the moral decay status quo of this message board.

[Philberto]

Because this thread is clearly good for nothing else whatsoever, and anything would be a better use of the bandwidth, let's change things up a bit...

http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE58M4Z320090923

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actress Mackenzie Phillips said in a memoir published on Wednesday that she had an incestuous affair for years with her father John Phillips, the late singer with 1960s band The Mamas & the Papas.

In the memoir "High Arrival", which was published a year after she was arrested for cocaine possession, Phillips writes that she had sex with her father at age 19, the night before her 1979 marriage to Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones' entourage.

The former star of TV sitcom "One Day at a Time" said she and her father used drugs that night. John Phillips died in 2001.

"My father was not a man with boundaries," Phillips writes. "He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night to find myself having sex with my own father."

Phillips' half-sister, Chynna Phillips, told US Weekly magazine she believed Mackenzie's story. Chynna said Mackenzie told her in a 1997 phone call about the incest and that it lasted for 10 years.

That name is conveniently coincidental

[*In a Nutsack]

Because this thread is clearly good for nothing else whatsoever, and anything would be a better use of the bandwidth, let's change things up a bit...

http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE58M4Z320090923

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actress Mackenzie Phillips said in a memoir published on Wednesday that she had an incestuous affair for years with her father John Phillips, the late singer with 1960s band The Mamas & the Papas.

In the memoir "High Arrival", which was published a year after she was arrested for cocaine possession, Phillips writes that she had sex with her father at age 19, the night before her 1979 marriage to Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones' entourage.

The former star of TV sitcom "One Day at a Time" said she and her father used drugs that night. John Phillips died in 2001.

"My father was not a man with boundaries," Phillips writes. "He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night to find myself having sex with my own father."

Phillips' half-sister, Chynna Phillips, told US Weekly magazine she believed Mackenzie's story. Chynna said Mackenzie told her in a 1997 phone call about the incest and that it lasted for 10 years.

The fuck?  10 years?  That's 10 trips around the sun, correct?  I mean, I understand the 10 nanoseconds after she woke up with her dad inside her and being kind of caught like a deer in the penis trap, but 10 YEARS?  Holy fuck, even a backwards swamp creature like me knows 10 years is too long to boink a family member.

[Slaky]

Because this thread is clearly good for nothing else whatsoever, and anything would be a better use of the bandwidth, let's change things up a bit...

http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE58M4Z320090923

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actress Mackenzie Phillips said in a memoir published on Wednesday that she had an incestuous affair for years with her father John Phillips, the late singer with 1960s band The Mamas & the Papas.

In the memoir "High Arrival", which was published a year after she was arrested for cocaine possession, Phillips writes that she had sex with her father at age 19, the night before her 1979 marriage to Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones' entourage.

The former star of TV sitcom "One Day at a Time" said she and her father used drugs that night. John Phillips died in 2001.

"My father was not a man with boundaries," Phillips writes. "He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night to find myself having sex with my own father."

Phillips' half-sister, Chynna Phillips, told US Weekly magazine she believed Mackenzie's story. Chynna said Mackenzie told her in a 1997 phone call about the incest and that it lasted for 10 years.

That name is conveniently coincidental

Heh heh heh. I get it.

[TDubbs]

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[CT III]

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This may be TDubbs most interesting post ever.

[CBStew]

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We get it.  You like attention.

[BH]

bump.

[BH]

Bump.

[Oleg]

Bump.

What thread?  What did I miss?  Does it matter?

Never mind.

[PenFoe]

Bump.

[Richard Chuggar]

yep

[Gilgamesh]

yep

I can't believe I'm writing this, but Crabs was right.

[Saul Goodman]

Aaaaaaaaand bump.