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Oleg

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #510 on: August 14, 2009, 10:43:16 AM »
Well, if this is going to be that kind of party...

PenFoe

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #511 on: August 14, 2009, 11:14:04 AM »
Quote from: Weebs on August 14, 2009, 10:08:02 AM
Thank you Kurt, for managing to make me look competent and self-aware.

That.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #512 on: August 14, 2009, 11:15:11 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on August 14, 2009, 10:43:16 AM
Well, if this is going to be that kind of party...
Hey! You leave those mashed potatoes alone, mister!
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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Canadouche

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #513 on: August 14, 2009, 02:50:37 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on August 13, 2009, 04:22:44 PM
Wheras you enjoy date-raping unconscious bull-dykes in order to prove to the world that you aren't a cock-hungry homo.

I retract this statement, incidentally.  I have no personal knowledge of Chad and his behavior toward women.
M'lady.

Slaky

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #514 on: August 14, 2009, 02:55:16 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on August 14, 2009, 02:50:37 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 13, 2009, 04:22:44 PM
Wheras you enjoy date-raping unconscious bull-dykes in order to prove to the world that you aren't a cock-hungry homo.

I retract this statement, incidentally.  I have no personal knowledge of Chad and his behavior toward women.

Apology rejected!

Gil Gunderson

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #515 on: August 14, 2009, 03:25:12 PM »
Quote from: Slak on August 14, 2009, 02:55:16 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 14, 2009, 02:50:37 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 13, 2009, 04:22:44 PM
Wheras you enjoy date-raping unconscious bull-dykes in order to prove to the world that you aren't a cock-hungry homo.

I retract this statement, incidentally.  I have no personal knowledge of Chad and his behavior toward women.

Apology rejected!

Captain Needa?


theoneandonlyjim

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #516 on: August 26, 2009, 08:47:55 AM »
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/08/bradley-i-face-hatred-on-a-daily-basis.html

Charming.  Just think, only two more years of his cheerful, good-natured attitude.
Too many late nights raising hell worked a little all too well...

Eli

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #517 on: August 26, 2009, 08:57:55 AM »
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on August 26, 2009, 08:47:55 AM
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/08/bradley-i-face-hatred-on-a-daily-basis.html

Charming.  Just think, only two more years of his cheerful, good-natured attitude.

Maybe I'm letting my Milton-love blind me here, but I think the headline makes his statement more dramatic than what he actually said.  I know he talked about facing "adversity and hatred on a daily basis," but when it's picked out of the quote to stand alone as a headline, it has a different ring to it.

Saul Goodman

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #518 on: August 26, 2009, 09:01:44 AM »
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on August 26, 2009, 08:47:55 AM
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/08/bradley-i-face-hatred-on-a-daily-basis.html

Charming.  Just think, only two more years of his cheerful, good-natured attitude.

Two more years of games like he had last night are okay with me.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Chuck to Chuck

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #519 on: August 26, 2009, 09:03:14 AM »
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 26, 2009, 09:01:44 AM
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on August 26, 2009, 08:47:55 AM
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/08/bradley-i-face-hatred-on-a-daily-basis.html

Charming.  Just think, only two more years of his cheerful, good-natured attitude.

Two more years of games like he had last night are okay with me.
Still five days before the waiver trade deadline.

Ghost of Dave Rosello

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #520 on: August 26, 2009, 09:12:35 AM »
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 26, 2009, 09:01:44 AM
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on August 26, 2009, 08:47:55 AM
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/08/bradley-i-face-hatred-on-a-daily-basis.html

Charming.  Just think, only two more years of his cheerful, good-natured attitude.

Two more years of games like he had last night are okay with me.

Be nice if he had them when they were still in the race.

Saul Goodman

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #521 on: August 26, 2009, 09:16:50 AM »
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 26, 2009, 09:12:35 AM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 26, 2009, 09:01:44 AM
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on August 26, 2009, 08:47:55 AM
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/08/bradley-i-face-hatred-on-a-daily-basis.html

Charming.  Just think, only two more years of his cheerful, good-natured attitude.

Two more years of games like he had last night are okay with me.

Be nice if he had them when they were still in the race.

Yes, if only the team had lost all those games by one fewer run, I know I'd feel much better.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #522 on: August 26, 2009, 09:50:33 AM »
Quote from: Eli on August 26, 2009, 08:57:55 AM
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on August 26, 2009, 08:47:55 AM
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/08/bradley-i-face-hatred-on-a-daily-basis.html

Charming.  Just think, only two more years of his cheerful, good-natured attitude.

Maybe I'm letting my Milton-love blind me here, but I think the headline makes his statement more dramatic than what he actually said.  I know he talked about facing "adversity and hatred on a daily basis," but when it's picked out of the quote to stand alone as a headline, it has a different ring to it.

This.

Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 26, 2009, 09:01:44 AM
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on August 26, 2009, 08:47:55 AM
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/08/bradley-i-face-hatred-on-a-daily-basis.html

Charming.  Just think, only two more years of his cheerful, good-natured attitude.

Two more years of games like he had last night are okay with me.

That.
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CT III

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #523 on: August 26, 2009, 11:04:13 AM »
Quote from: Eli on August 26, 2009, 08:57:55 AM
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on August 26, 2009, 08:47:55 AM
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/08/bradley-i-face-hatred-on-a-daily-basis.html

Charming.  Just think, only two more years of his cheerful, good-natured attitude.

Maybe I'm letting my Milton-love blind me here, but I think the headline makes his statement more dramatic than what he actually said.  I know he talked about facing "adversity and hatred on a daily basis," but when it's picked out of the quote to stand alone as a headline, it has a different ring to it.

That's okay, I think that my Milton-hate is starting to blind me, so it's evening out.

Fuck this sub-.800 OPS mope.

BichetteHappens

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #524 on: August 26, 2009, 09:13:18 PM »
Quote from: CT III on August 26, 2009, 11:04:13 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 26, 2009, 08:57:55 AM
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on August 26, 2009, 08:47:55 AM
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/08/bradley-i-face-hatred-on-a-daily-basis.html

Charming.  Just think, only two more years of his cheerful, good-natured attitude.

Maybe I'm letting my Milton-love blind me here, but I think the headline makes his statement more dramatic than what he actually said.  I know he talked about facing "adversity and hatred on a daily basis," but when it's picked out of the quote to stand alone as a headline, it has a different ring to it.

That's okay, I think that my Milton-hate is starting to blind me, so it's evening out.

Fuck this sub-.800 OPS mope.


This.