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Saul Goodman

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #555 on: June 13, 2012, 11:58:36 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2012, 11:54:06 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 13, 2012, 11:45:33 AM
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Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on June 13, 2012, 11:00:28 AM
For some reason, I checked Anthony Rizzo's stats at Iowa this year.  He has 22 HR's already.  So, like, that's cool and stuff I suppose.

Who's Anthony Rizzo? Haven't heard of him.

He's the guy that got Rudy fired.

Is he any good?

According to Twitter he is.  

He's Bryce Harper with double the HGH.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #556 on: June 13, 2012, 12:04:40 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 13, 2012, 11:58:36 AM
Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2012, 11:54:06 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 13, 2012, 11:45:33 AM
Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2012, 11:40:01 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 13, 2012, 11:37:22 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on June 13, 2012, 11:00:28 AM
For some reason, I checked Anthony Rizzo's stats at Iowa this year.  He has 22 HR's already.  So, like, that's cool and stuff I suppose.

Who's Anthony Rizzo? Haven't heard of him.

He's the guy that got Rudy fired.

Is he any good?

According to Twitter he is.  

He's Bryce Harper with double the HGH.

So will Cole Hamels bean him with double the intensity then?
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #557 on: June 13, 2012, 12:08:10 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 13, 2012, 12:04:40 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 13, 2012, 11:58:36 AM
Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2012, 11:54:06 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 13, 2012, 11:45:33 AM
Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2012, 11:40:01 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 13, 2012, 11:37:22 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on June 13, 2012, 11:00:28 AM
For some reason, I checked Anthony Rizzo's stats at Iowa this year.  He has 22 HR's already.  So, like, that's cool and stuff I suppose.

Who's Anthony Rizzo? Haven't heard of him.

He's the guy that got Rudy fired.

Is he any good?

According to Twitter he is.  

He's Bryce Harper with double the HGH.

So will Cole Hamels bean him with double the intensity then?

And Rizzo will steal home twice on the same play.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #558 on: June 13, 2012, 12:44:22 PM »
This went just as I had planned.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #559 on: June 13, 2012, 01:17:04 PM »
According to Ben Badler there's a significant baseball scandal that is going to break at some point today. It could be bad and it very well could involve the Cubs and/or Soler.

Can't wait.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #560 on: June 13, 2012, 01:29:11 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 13, 2012, 01:17:04 PM
According to Ben Badler there's a significant baseball scandal that is going to break at some point today. It could be bad and it very well could involve the Cubs and/or Soler.

Can't wait.

This is why I love Twitter.

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The Dominican Republic is actually 42 years-old. #BigBaseballScandal

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People have been creating moving images of copyrighted broadcasts and sharing them on the internet. #bigbaseballscandal

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All sunflower seeds have been replaced with folgers crystals #bigbaseballscandal
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #561 on: June 13, 2012, 01:31:26 PM »
Here is Badler's story from June 8. Not seeing the scandal.

http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/international-affairs/2012/2613543.html
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #562 on: June 13, 2012, 01:33:31 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on June 13, 2012, 01:31:26 PM
Here is Badler's story from June 8. Not seeing the scandal.

http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/international-affairs/2012/2613543.html

If you can't get worked up over a good paperwork scandal...you're probably not Gil Gunderson.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #563 on: June 13, 2012, 01:34:38 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 13, 2012, 01:17:04 PM
According to Ben Badler there's a significant baseball scandal that is going to break at some point today. It could be bad and it very well could involve the Cubs and/or Soler.

Or not...

https://twitter.com/BenBadler/status/212973712637571072

QuoteOne of baseball's biggest buscones had his son use a fake age, score a huge bonus and pass an MLB investigation http://bit.ly/LUcIYj

http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/majors/international-affairs/2012/2613554.html

QuoteA son of Enrique Soto, one of the most powerful trainers in the Dominican Republic over the last two decades, used a false age when he signed with the Mariners in 2007, according to multiple sources familiar with the case.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #564 on: June 13, 2012, 01:36:50 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2012, 01:34:38 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 13, 2012, 01:17:04 PM
According to Ben Badler there's a significant baseball scandal that is going to break at some point today. It could be bad and it very well could involve the Cubs and/or Soler.

Or not...

https://twitter.com/BenBadler/status/212973712637571072

QuoteOne of baseball's biggest buscones had his son use a fake age, score a huge bonus and pass an MLB investigation http://bit.ly/LUcIYj

http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/majors/international-affairs/2012/2613554.html

QuoteA son of Enrique Soto, one of the most powerful trainers in the Dominican Republic over the last two decades, used a false age when he signed with the Mariners in 2007, according to multiple sources familiar with the case.

What this says:

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Barry Petchesky ‏@barryap1
#bigbaseballscandal (and that CBS McQueary interview) is proof you should never tease anything.
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Slaky

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #565 on: June 13, 2012, 03:10:59 PM »
Oh man, that worked out well. Thankfully no Cubs were involved.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #566 on: June 13, 2012, 03:51:58 PM »
Who's Ben Badler?
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Slaky

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #567 on: June 13, 2012, 03:58:22 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 13, 2012, 03:51:58 PM
Who's Ben Badler?

Writer for Baseball America
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #568 on: June 13, 2012, 04:07:18 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 13, 2012, 03:10:59 PM
Oh man, that worked out well. Thankfully no Cubs were involved.

You're really determined to not be happy about this Soler signing.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #569 on: June 13, 2012, 04:08:11 PM »
DPD. I'm starting to think Huey takes "the only site you'll ever need" slogan pretty literally.
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