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PenFoe

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #360 on: July 22, 2013, 11:47:22 AM »
DPD.

This is the front of FoxSports.com right now.



I'm not reading that, so if I'm wrong, please let me know.
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #361 on: July 22, 2013, 01:11:28 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 22, 2013, 11:47:22 AM
DPD.

This is the front of FoxSports.com right now.



I'm not reading that, so if I'm wrong, please let me know.

Don't they know that children log in to those sites?  Wait.  Did I just say "log in"?
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #362 on: July 22, 2013, 01:16:07 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 22, 2013, 11:47:22 AM
DPD.

This is the front of FoxSports.com right now.



I'm not reading that, so if I'm wrong, please let me know.

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PenFoe

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #363 on: July 22, 2013, 02:18:46 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 22, 2013, 11:39:31 AM
Holy crap, they gave Peter King his own website. 

Seems like a ESPN/Grantland/Simmons type thing for SI where they can just cover NFL.

I'd know more, but I only got through the first page of this post before my eyes started bleeding from the lack of topic headers, pictures and interesting content.

I'm sure by page 4 he's posting about his favorite barista, but I didn't have the patience to get there. 

Because Internet.

Peter King doing one of those Q&A things on Reddit right now. 

Subtitled "I've made a huge mistake"

Quote
"Hi, Peter. I love your coffee column but what I want to know is why you spend so much of it talking about football?"

Quote
"When you give Roger Goodell his monthly back rub, do you turn him over and finish him off?"

Quote
"How many things, on a daily basis, do you think are WEIRD? "

Quote
"would you rather eat 1 horse sized dick or 100 dick sized horses?"
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #364 on: July 22, 2013, 02:34:34 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 22, 2013, 02:18:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 22, 2013, 11:39:31 AM
Holy crap, they gave Peter King his own website. 

Seems like a ESPN/Grantland/Simmons type thing for SI where they can just cover NFL.

I'd know more, but I only got through the first page of this post before my eyes started bleeding from the lack of topic headers, pictures and interesting content.

I'm sure by page 4 he's posting about his favorite barista, but I didn't have the patience to get there. 

Because Internet.

Peter King doing one of those Q&A things on Reddit right now. 

Subtitled "I've made a huge mistake"

Quote
"Hi, Peter. I love your coffee column but what I want to know is why you spend so much of it talking about football?"

Quote
"When you give Roger Goodell his monthly back rub, do you turn him over and finish him off?"

Quote
"How many things, on a daily basis, do you think are WEIRD? "

Quote
"would you rather eat 1 horse sized dick or 100 dick sized horses?"

But that AMA is totally readable.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #365 on: July 24, 2013, 06:42:31 PM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #366 on: July 24, 2013, 11:16:57 PM »
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #369 on: July 25, 2013, 08:04:20 AM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

PenFoe

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #370 on: August 05, 2013, 11:46:10 AM »
New Cubs' beat writer for the Trib - Mark Gonzalez.  Coming over from Sox coverage.

I don't know anything about him - will defer to the local guys for that.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #371 on: August 05, 2013, 11:53:26 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on August 05, 2013, 11:46:10 AM
New Cubs' beat writer for the Trib - Mark Gonzalez.  Coming over from Sox coverage.

I don't know anything about him - will defer to the local guys for that.



I'd positive him for being anything other than Gordo.
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #372 on: August 05, 2013, 12:07:14 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on August 05, 2013, 11:46:10 AM
I don't know anything about him - will defer to the local guys for that.

I think you do...

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 01, 2011, 03:55:29 PM
That said, the Amazon Kindle store has alerted me to an interesting related fact that isn't made clear in their regular store: "When Theo Met Tom: A Cubs Story" co-author Mark Gonzales also apparently ghost wrote "Said in Stone: Your Game, My Way."

Indeed, while this fact is not really spelled out on that book's cover, spine or copyright page either, Stoney himself had this much to say:

QuoteIt was my idea, and then I worked with Mark Gonzales, who did a nice job of arranging my thoughts and doing a lot of research.  Mark was invaluable being a writer.  I don't spell very well, and he does a great job of it.  He really did a lot in putting this together, but they are all my words and we didn't do it in the interview format.  I would write a lot of it on yellow legal pads and then I would use a tape recorder.  Next, I would go through the sections by myself and then Mark would get all of the words arrange them and put into writer's speak.

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Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #373 on: August 05, 2013, 12:12:57 PM »
Quote from: Fork on August 05, 2013, 11:53:26 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 05, 2013, 11:46:10 AM
New Cubs' beat writer for the Trib - Mark Gonzalez.  Coming over from Sox coverage.

I don't know anything about him - will defer to the local guys for that.



I'd positive him for being anything other than Gordo.


This would be significant if there were something significant to write about the Cubs.
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #374 on: August 05, 2013, 12:57:17 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 05, 2013, 12:07:14 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 05, 2013, 11:46:10 AM
I don't know anything about him - will defer to the local guys for that.

I think you do...

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 01, 2011, 03:55:29 PM
That said, the Amazon Kindle store has alerted me to an interesting related fact that isn't made clear in their regular store: "When Theo Met Tom: A Cubs Story" co-author Mark Gonzales also apparently ghost wrote "Said in Stone: Your Game, My Way."

Indeed, while this fact is not really spelled out on that book's cover, spine or copyright page either, Stoney himself had this much to say:

QuoteIt was my idea, and then I worked with Mark Gonzales, who did a nice job of arranging my thoughts and doing a lot of research.  Mark was invaluable being a writer.  I don't spell very well, and he does a great job of it.  He really did a lot in putting this together, but they are all my words and we didn't do it in the interview format.  I would write a lot of it on yellow legal pads and then I would use a tape recorder.  Next, I would go through the sections by myself and then Mark would get all of the words arrange them and put into writer's speak.

Steve Stone: the thinking man's baseball talking person.

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