Poll
Question:
Is Chris Bosio a fucking wizard?
Option 1: Yes, he's a fucking wizard.
votes: 15
Option 2: No, wizards aren't real. But he's fucking amazing at what he does though.
votes: 10
I just thought he should have his own thread where we post articles and numbers that either confirm or don't confirm that he's a fucking wizard.
I can't prove he's not a wizard, so he must be a wizard.
Quote from: Tony on August 14, 2014, 09:30:26 AM
I can't prove he's not a wizard, so he must be a wizard.
I'm still not ruling out sorcerer, conjuror, necromancer, or warlock.
Yes.
Quote from: Bort on August 14, 2014, 07:04:08 PM
Quote from: Tony on August 14, 2014, 09:30:26 AM
I can't prove he's not a wizard, so he must be a wizard.
I'm still not ruling out sorcerer, conjuror, necromancer, or warlock.
Javy Baez is the "motherfucking sorcerer." Wizard, conjuror, necromancer, and warlock are still in play.
The only way of finding out is to throw him into Lake Michigan. If he drowns he wasn't a wizard. If he floats he is a wizard and we must burn him.
Quote from: CBStew on November 04, 2016, 01:44:53 PM
The only way of finding out is to throw him into Lake Michigan. If he drowns he wasn't a wizard. If he floats he is a wizard and we must burn him.
You could see if he weighs more than a duck.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 04, 2016, 01:53:07 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 04, 2016, 01:44:53 PM
The only way of finding out is to throw him into Lake Michigan. If he drowns he wasn't a wizard. If he floats he is a wizard and we must burn him.
You could see if he weighs more than a duck.
Intrepid Reader Chris Bosio: "It's a fair cop."
I love this fucking place.
Have we ruled out cyborg? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke%27s_three_laws)
By wizard, did you mean Grand Wizard?