Chicago Blackhawks 2010-11 Title Defense/Capocalypse/Kyle Beach Murder Thread

[J. Walter Weatherman]

How long do you think the Blackhawks are going to keep Chelsea Dagger as the celebratory song?

As long as the Bulls kept "Rock 'N' Roll, Part II".

So, 5 more titles.

I have assumed that some faggot will get all up in arms because the song is about a hooker and then they'll be obligated to change it. DO IT FOR THE KIDS!!!!

I'm pretty sure some choad writer in Philly tried to make issue of it during the finals.  Because you can't expose the decent, god-fearing people of Philadelphia to such smut.

Also, she was a burlesque dancer not a hooker.

Thanks a lot, Philly. That was our only burlesque song.

[Internet Apex]

How long do you think the Blackhawks are going to keep Chelsea Dagger as the celebratory song?

As long as the Bulls kept "Rock 'N' Roll, Part II".

So, 5 more titles.

I'm ok with this.

So does that mean in a few years Toews is going to retire and take up professional curling to fulfill his dead father's wishes from childhood?

No, it means that after Title #3 his long-festering gambing habit will run so far out of control that it costs him his dad's life, and the league, worried about it's integrity being undermined in a famous way, forces him to play minor league lacrosse for a year, before he comes back for three more Cups, silly.

This is the most beautiful thing you've ever written.

[Yeti]

How long do you think the Blackhawks are going to keep Chelsea Dagger as the celebratory song?

As long as the Bulls kept "Rock 'N' Roll, Part II".

So, 5 more titles.

I'm ok with this.

So does that mean in a few years Toews is going to retire and take up professional curling to fulfill his dead father's wishes from childhood?

No, it means that after Title #3 his long-festering gambing habit will run so far out of control that it costs him his dad's life, and the league, worried about it's integrity being undermined in a famous way, forces him to play minor league lacrosse for a year, before he comes back for three more Cups, silly.

I'll admit I never knew there was speculation that Jordan's dad's death was due to his gambling habit. I was also 7 at the time it happened, so I can forgive myself.

[Quality Start Machine]

How long do you think the Blackhawks are going to keep Chelsea Dagger as the celebratory song?

As long as the Bulls kept "Rock 'N' Roll, Part II".

So, 5 more titles.

I'm ok with this.

So does that mean in a few years Toews is going to retire and take up professional curling to fulfill his dead father's wishes from childhood?

No, it means that after Title #3 his long-festering gambing habit will run so far out of control that he agrees to dump a series vs. the Knicks, then doublecrosses his bookies after dumping the first 2 games, which it costs him his dad's life, and the league, worried about it's integrity being undermined in a famous way, forces him to play minor league lacrosse for a year, before he comes back for three more Cups, silly.

You left out the best part.

[BH]

How long do you think the Blackhawks are going to keep Chelsea Dagger as the celebratory song?

As long as the Bulls kept "Rock 'N' Roll, Part II".

So, 5 more titles.

I'm ok with this.

So does that mean in a few years Toews is going to retire and take up professional curling to fulfill his dead father's wishes from childhood?

No, it means that after Title #3 his long-festering gambing habit will run so far out of control that it costs him his dad's life, and the league, worried about it's integrity being undermined in a famous way, forces him to play minor league lacrosse for a year, before he comes back for three more Cups, silly.

I'll admit I never knew there was speculation that Jordan's dad's death was due to his gambling habit. I was also 7 at the time it happened, so I can forgive myself.

Do you fancy looking at pictures of yourself at age 7?

[flannj]

Bling

[PenPho]

FANTASY HOCKEE TIME.

League ID: 72047
Password: worldchamps

http://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/desipio

Are we not just renewing last year's league?

Pex?

http://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/icesocceroctaroons

[Internet Apex]

FANTASY HOCKEE TIME.

League ID: 72047
Password: worldchamps

http://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/desipio

Are we not just renewing last year's league?

Pex?

http://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/icesocceroctaroons

I admitedly did a horrible job of commishing the last two years. I will fully endorse and join Gil's league this year. All Morans and Butthead's friend are welcome to join me.

[Gilgamesh]

FANTASY HOCKEE TIME.

League ID: 72047
Password: worldchamps

http://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/desipio

Are we not just renewing last year's league?

Pex?

http://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/icesocceroctaroons

I admitedly did a horrible job of commishing the last two years. I will fully endorse and join Gil's league this year. All Morans and Butthead's friend are welcome to join me.

Would you guys want me to abort mine and just take over the other one?

[Gilgamesh]

I just did.  Pex, PM me with the info for taking over the old league.

[Internet Apex]

I just did.  Pex, PM me with the info for taking over the old league.

I don't know how to do that. Sounds easy if you know where to look but I don't.

[PenPho]

I just did.  Pex, PM me with the info for taking over the old league.

I don't know how to do that. Sounds easy if you know where to look but I don't.

You just renew the league, send over the info, have Gil sign up and then in "commish tools" you can transfer commish duties and then remove your sorry ass from the league.

[Slaky]

I'm in.

[Yeti]

*raises hand*

[Internet Apex]

I just did.  Pex, PM me with the info for taking over the old league.

I don't know how to do that. Sounds easy if you know where to look but I don't.

You just renew the league, send over the info, have Gil sign up and then in "commish tools" you can transfer commish duties and then remove your sorry ass from the league.

Cool. Thanks. Now how do I ensure that you'll have no part of this?