Spring Has Sprung 2010

[Jon]

This season will probably set new highs for suck on the field & on the air but it sure is nice to have Pat & Ron back on the (satellite) radio.

That's an awfully high bar there. It may not be a great Cubs team this year, but it certainly won't set a new high in suck.

I can't imagine it will be the worst Cubs season in the the past decade, much less the worst of all time.

[PenFoe]

This season will probably set new highs for suck on the field & on the air but it sure is nice to have Pat & Ron back on the (satellite) radio.

That's an awfully high bar there. It may not be a great Cubs team this year, but it certainly won't set a new high in suck.

I can't imagine it will be the worst Cubs season in the the past decade, much less the worst of all time.

On a scale of 1-Awesome, it's going to be awesome.

[CT III]

But Gary is going to talk to the Ricketts!  Just think how compelling the radio will be on that destined day.

What's Gary's plan for sucking up to his listenership this year?  Or is going continue last year's crusade to get a statue of Ron Santo put in front of Wrigley Field?

[SKO]

This season will probably set new highs for suck on the field & on the air but it sure is nice to have Pat & Ron back on the (satellite) radio.

Did you miss 1997? I mean, I was only 9 years old, but those scars will last forever.

[Armchair_QB]

I'm a moran for posting that first sentence but it is nice to have some baseball on the radio again.

[Brownie]

As I listen to Santo stumble and bumble through this game (it's endearing today; it won't be as much by April 14), I am left to wonder: How much money does Andy rake in writing shit about the Cubs?

[Kermit IV]

This season will probably set new highs for suck on the field & on the air but it sure is nice to have Pat & Ron back on the (satellite) radio.

Did you miss 1997? I mean, I was only 9 years old, but those scars will last forever.

That 0-14 start was hilariously bad, but I honestly think 2006 was a bigger shitshow.

[SKO]

This season will probably set new highs for suck on the field & on the air but it sure is nice to have Pat & Ron back on the (satellite) radio.

Did you miss 1997? I mean, I was only 9 years old, but those scars will last forever.

That 0-14 start was hilariously bad, but I honestly think 2006 was a bigger shitshow.

The 1999,2000, and 2002 squads all have their merits as well. It's a tough call.

[Jon]

This season will probably set new highs for suck on the field & on the air but it sure is nice to have Pat & Ron back on the (satellite) radio.

Did you miss 1997? I mean, I was only 9 years old, but those scars will last forever.

That 0-14 start was hilariously bad, but I honestly think 2006 was a bigger shitshow.

Thinking of 2006 still fills me with HUEYESQUE levels of rage.

[SKO]

This season will probably set new highs for suck on the field & on the air but it sure is nice to have Pat & Ron back on the (satellite) radio.

Did you miss 1997? I mean, I was only 9 years old, but those scars will last forever.

That 0-14 start was hilariously bad, but I honestly think 2006 was a bigger shitshow.

Thinking of 2006 still fills me with HUEYESQUE levels of rage.

Neifi!, Bynum, Jae Kuk Ryu, Tony Womack, Roberto Novoa, Jacque Jones, Juan Pierre, Michael Barrett, John Mabry, Mark Prior's Last Stand, Jerome Williams, Dusty.....yeah, alright. Those fuckers were the worst I've had to deal with.

[Jon]

This season will probably set new highs for suck on the field & on the air but it sure is nice to have Pat & Ron back on the (satellite) radio.

Did you miss 1997? I mean, I was only 9 years old, but those scars will last forever.

That 0-14 start was hilariously bad, but I honestly think 2006 was a bigger shitshow.

Thinking of 2006 still fills me with HUEYESQUE levels of rage.

Neifi!, Bynum, Jae Kuk Ryu, Tony Womack, Roberto Novoa, Jacque Jones, Juan Pierre, Michael Barrett, John Mabry, Mark Prior's Last Stand, Jerome Williams, Dusty.....yeah, alright. Those fuckers were the worst I've had to deal with.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

JON SMASH!!!

[CT III]

This season will probably set new highs for suck on the field & on the air but it sure is nice to have Pat & Ron back on the (satellite) radio.

Did you miss 1997? I mean, I was only 9 years old, but those scars will last forever.

That 0-14 start was hilariously bad, but I honestly think 2006 was a bigger shitshow.

Thinking of 2006 still fills me with HUEYESQUE levels of rage.

Neifi!, Bynum, Jae Kuk Ryu, Tony Womack, Roberto Novoa, Jacque Jones, Juan Pierre, Michael Barrett, John Mabry, Mark Prior's Last Stand, Jerome Williams, Dusty.....yeah, alright. Those fuckers were the worst I've had to deal with.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

JON SMASH!!!

Look, I'm just here to reminisce about good ole 2004 with my buddy Tank.

[Yeti]

We really going to relive the shitty years? That's like reliving the time I experienced rectal bleeding.

[CBStew]

You should have seen the Atlantic Ocean back then.  That was some ocean.

[CBStew]

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