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Philberto

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #120 on: October 15, 2009, 12:20:23 PM »
Quote from: CT III on October 15, 2009, 12:00:11 PM
Quote from: MAD on October 15, 2009, 11:50:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 15, 2009, 11:11:23 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 15, 2009, 10:52:18 AM
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It was pretty interesting how the story was told without any narration, just anecdotes from some of the main players and the discussions between Berg and Gretzky. I had forgotten how emotional Grtetzky was at the press conference. And there were some pretty sweet mullets in the tapes from the '80s, especially one young kid who was helping pull a curtain out before introductions.

I still remember the Hockey News headline - "99 Tears".

If Pocklington hasn't taken such a financial fisting, and had been able to keep that team completely intact, they would of won 10 Cups.

Fisted foul.

That was for the HUEBITER's benefit.


I don't get it.

Also, Khabibulin, Kyle Ortman, Mark DeRosa.  Why do so many people around here have such a keen interest on ordinary players who don't even play for our teams anymore?


BECAUSE THEY'RE ORDINARY BLUE-COLLAR GUYS JUST LIKE ME YOU STUPID FUCK.  THEY COME TO WORK WITH A LUNCHPAIL AND HARDHAT AND DO THEIR JOBS AND GROW THEIR STUBBLE AND DON'T BITCH ABOUT STUFF.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #121 on: October 16, 2009, 12:24:59 AM »
At least Khabi had some playoff success, which is more than could be said for the other two.

[/Seeking to head off the kvetching and the obligatory parallels being drawn to the DeRosa situation when Havlat gets his inevitable standing ovation at the UC in a couple weeks with the Wild, since the two situations are not really that similar].

On a separate note, Versteeg has improved at the hockee. And he was already damned good last year.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #122 on: October 16, 2009, 12:32:49 AM »
Again, may I note that this still does not have an active Hossa and they already look like the best team in the West?

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #123 on: October 16, 2009, 07:21:00 AM »
Good to see Huet have a solid game.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #124 on: October 16, 2009, 08:18:33 AM »
Quote from: Reuschels_Jowls on October 16, 2009, 12:24:59 AM
At least Khabi had some playoff success, which is more than could be said for the other two.

[/Seeking to head off the kvetching and the obligatory parallels being drawn to the DeRosa situation when Havlat gets his inevitable standing ovation at the UC in a couple weeks with the Wild, since the two situations are not really that similar].

On a separate note, Versteeg has improved at the hockee. And he was already damned good last year.

He got booed at the UC in preseason.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #125 on: October 16, 2009, 10:12:29 AM »
Quote from: Fork on October 16, 2009, 08:18:33 AM
Quote from: Reuschels_Jowls on October 16, 2009, 12:24:59 AM
At least Khabi had some playoff success, which is more than could be said for the other two.

[/Seeking to head off the kvetching and the obligatory parallels being drawn to the DeRosa situation when Havlat gets his inevitable standing ovation at the UC in a couple weeks with the Wild, since the two situations are not really that similar].

On a separate note, Versteeg has improved at the hockee. And he was already damned good last year.

He got booed at the UC in preseason.

Neither of those responses are acceptable.

Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 16, 2009, 12:32:49 AM
Again, may I note that this still does not have an active Hossa and they already look like the best team in the West?

THIS.

Hossa and Toews have zero goals, and only the Rangers (28) have found the net more than the Hawks (26--tied with Washington).
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #126 on: October 16, 2009, 10:54:44 AM »
Quote from: MAD on October 16, 2009, 10:12:29 AM
Hossa and Toews have zero goals, and only the Rangers (28) have found the net more than the Hawks (26--tied with Washington).

Only Buffalo has more shots on goal per game, and no one has allowed fewer shots against per game.
WHAT THESE FANCY DANS IN CHICAGO THINK THEY DO?

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #127 on: October 16, 2009, 11:10:56 AM »
I love this team.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #128 on: October 16, 2009, 11:36:35 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on October 16, 2009, 11:10:56 AM
I love this team.

And I really do think Huet is going to step up his game. He's not this bad.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #129 on: October 16, 2009, 11:37:15 AM »
Quote from: MAD on October 16, 2009, 10:12:29 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 16, 2009, 08:18:33 AM
Quote from: Reuschels_Jowls on October 16, 2009, 12:24:59 AM
At least Khabi had some playoff success, which is more than could be said for the other two.

[/Seeking to head off the kvetching and the obligatory parallels being drawn to the DeRosa situation when Havlat gets his inevitable standing ovation at the UC in a couple weeks with the Wild, since the two situations are not really that similar].

On a separate note, Versteeg has improved at the hockee. And he was already damned good last year.

He got booed at the UC in preseason.

Neither of those responses are acceptable.

Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 16, 2009, 12:32:49 AM
Again, may I note that this still does not have an active Hossa and they already look like the best team in the West?

THIS.

Hossa and Toews have zero goals, and only the Rangers (28) have found the net more than the Hawks (26--tied with Washington).

I can't believe the angst over Toews' lack of goals (not here, but in general).

Fucking guy has 4 helpers, is +6, and is over 60% in the faceoff circle. He's fucking awesome.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #130 on: October 16, 2009, 11:47:50 AM »
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 16, 2009, 11:36:35 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 16, 2009, 11:10:56 AM
I love this team.

And I really do think Huet is going to step up his game. He's not this bad.

Agreed.  Could we at least give him like 20 games or so before we start demanding that Bowman go after some scrub like Biron, or some other equally terrible piece of shit?

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #131 on: October 16, 2009, 11:48:52 AM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 16, 2009, 11:47:50 AM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 16, 2009, 11:36:35 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 16, 2009, 11:10:56 AM
I love this team.

And I really do think Huet is going to step up his game. He's not this bad.

Agreed.  Could we at least give him like 20 games or so before we start demanding that Bowman go after some scrub like Biron, or some other equally terrible piece of shit?

Huet for Peavy.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #132 on: October 16, 2009, 12:35:05 PM »
Quote from: Fork on October 16, 2009, 11:37:15 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 16, 2009, 10:12:29 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 16, 2009, 08:18:33 AM
Quote from: Reuschels_Jowls on October 16, 2009, 12:24:59 AM
At least Khabi had some playoff success, which is more than could be said for the other two.

[/Seeking to head off the kvetching and the obligatory parallels being drawn to the DeRosa situation when Havlat gets his inevitable standing ovation at the UC in a couple weeks with the Wild, since the two situations are not really that similar].

On a separate note, Versteeg has improved at the hockee. And he was already damned good last year.

He got booed at the UC in preseason.

Neither of those responses are acceptable.

Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 16, 2009, 12:32:49 AM
Again, may I note that this still does not have an active Hossa and they already look like the best team in the West?

THIS.

Hossa and Toews have zero goals, and only the Rangers (28) have found the net more than the Hawks (26--tied with Washington).

I can't believe the angst over Toews' lack of goals (not here, but in general).

Fucking guy has 4 helpers, is +6, and is over 60% in the faceoff circle. He's fucking awesome.

Brian Campbell has seven points in seven games and is a plus-4 so far.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #133 on: October 16, 2009, 12:38:02 PM »

Hossa is skating with the Hawks today.

HockeeBoner is fully engorged.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #134 on: October 16, 2009, 12:41:23 PM »
The schedule sets up pretty favorably with a lot of home games while he is out.