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Dave B

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #195 on: October 30, 2009, 07:41:30 AM »
Pretty piss-poor offensive effort in Nashville last night. They seemed to be trying to make too many fancy passes and back-door plays. Just score a couple of goals first and then get fancy. I thought Huet played well, though.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #196 on: October 30, 2009, 09:17:53 AM »
How much longer's the captain gonna be out?
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #197 on: October 30, 2009, 09:46:55 AM »
Quote from: MAD on October 30, 2009, 09:17:53 AM
How much longer's the captain gonna be out?

Montreal tonight, then nothing till Nov 5.

Sit him tonight, and then see how it plays out.

Seabrook was back last night, correct?

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #198 on: October 30, 2009, 11:30:43 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2009, 09:46:55 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 30, 2009, 09:17:53 AM
How much longer's the captain gonna be out?

Montreal tonight, then nothing till Nov 5.

Sit him tonight, and then see how it plays out.

Seabrook was back last night, correct?

Yes, he was.

Nashville has finally done it. They've ruined hockey.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #199 on: October 30, 2009, 12:29:20 PM »
Quote from: Slack-E on October 30, 2009, 11:30:43 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2009, 09:46:55 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 30, 2009, 09:17:53 AM
How much longer's the captain gonna be out?

Montreal tonight, then nothing till Nov 5.

Sit him tonight, and then see how it plays out.

Seabrook was back last night, correct?

Yes, he was.

Nashville has finally done it. They've ruined hockey.

Slak, there's this Lemaire guy you need to learn about.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #200 on: October 30, 2009, 12:32:06 PM »
Quote from: Slack-E on October 30, 2009, 11:30:43 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2009, 09:46:55 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 30, 2009, 09:17:53 AM
How much longer's the captain gonna be out?

Montreal tonight, then nothing till Nov 5.

Sit him tonight, and then see how it plays out.

Seabrook was back last night, correct?

Yes, he was.

Nashville has finally done it. They've ruined hockey.

Paging Gary Bettman. Gary Bettman to the white courtesy phone.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #201 on: October 30, 2009, 12:35:01 PM »
Quote from: Fork on October 30, 2009, 12:29:20 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 30, 2009, 11:30:43 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2009, 09:46:55 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 30, 2009, 09:17:53 AM
How much longer's the captain gonna be out?

Montreal tonight, then nothing till Nov 5.

Sit him tonight, and then see how it plays out.

Seabrook was back last night, correct?

Yes, he was.

Nashville has finally done it. They've ruined hockey.

Slak, there's this Lemaire guy you need to learn about.

You know I'm well aware. But in this sport it's what-have-you-ruined-for-me-lately. Last night I was prepared to watch a good hockey game and ended up feeling like I was just force-fed a used diaper that Liz Lemon found on the beach.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #202 on: October 30, 2009, 12:45:53 PM »
Quote from: Slack-E on October 30, 2009, 12:35:01 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 30, 2009, 12:29:20 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 30, 2009, 11:30:43 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2009, 09:46:55 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 30, 2009, 09:17:53 AM
How much longer's the captain gonna be out?

Montreal tonight, then nothing till Nov 5.

Sit him tonight, and then see how it plays out.

Seabrook was back last night, correct?

Yes, he was.

Nashville has finally done it. They've ruined hockey.

Slak, there's this Lemaire guy you need to learn about.

You know I'm well aware. But in this sport it's what-have-you-ruined-for-me-lately. Last night I was prepared to watch a good hockey game and ended up feeling like I was just force-fed a used diaper that Liz Lemon found on the beach.

I want to know what universe you live in where you thought "good hockey game" and "Nashville Predators" could have existed in in the first place.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #203 on: October 30, 2009, 02:42:54 PM »
Quote from: Fork on October 30, 2009, 12:29:20 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 30, 2009, 11:30:43 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2009, 09:46:55 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 30, 2009, 09:17:53 AM
How much longer's the captain gonna be out?

Montreal tonight, then nothing till Nov 5.

Sit him tonight, and then see how it plays out.

Seabrook was back last night, correct?

Yes, he was.

Nashville has finally done it. They've ruined hockey.

Slak, there's this Lemaire guy you need to learn about.

And the Devils had to go and re-hire him, making at least six Penguins games a year brutal to watch.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #204 on: October 30, 2009, 03:05:10 PM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on October 30, 2009, 02:42:54 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 30, 2009, 12:29:20 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 30, 2009, 11:30:43 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 30, 2009, 09:46:55 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 30, 2009, 09:17:53 AM
How much longer's the captain gonna be out?

Montreal tonight, then nothing till Nov 5.

Sit him tonight, and then see how it plays out.

Seabrook was back last night, correct?

Yes, he was.

Nashville has finally done it. They've ruined hockey.

Slak, there's this Lemaire guy you need to learn about.

And the Devils had to go and re-hire him, making at least six Penguins games a year brutal to watch.

GODDAMMIT

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #205 on: November 04, 2009, 09:42:07 AM »

The Second City Hockey guys are doing a roadwatch at Whirlaway tomorrow night for the Phoenix game, for those who are so inclined.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #206 on: November 04, 2009, 02:37:06 PM »
Quote from: Fork on November 04, 2009, 09:42:07 AM

The Second City Hockey guys are doing a roadwatch at Whirlaway tomorrow night for the Phoenix game, for those who are so inclined.

I went to a playoff game roadwatch at the Whirlaway last year.  I positive the hell out of the bar and its cheap, ice-cold beer.

And there might be just enough semi-cute hipster girls there who want to learn about hockee to make it worth your time.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #207 on: November 04, 2009, 04:51:35 PM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on November 04, 2009, 02:37:06 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 04, 2009, 09:42:07 AM

The Second City Hockey guys are doing a roadwatch at Whirlaway tomorrow night for the Phoenix game, for those who are so inclined.

I went to a playoff game roadwatch at the Whirlaway last year.  I positive the hell out of the bar and its cheap, ice-cold beer.

And there might be just enough semi-cute hipster girls there who want to learn about hockee to make it worth your time.

If the Phils win tonight, they're doing it on Friday instead...no way the owners turn off Game 7 of the World Series for Hawks/Coyotes.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #208 on: November 13, 2009, 11:19:13 PM »
Bump

Great outing from Huet.  The Hawks should of won this going away, but they couldn't bury the 45 chances Toronto gave them and Cristobal made the 3 stand up.  Also, Troy Brouwer scored another goal and kicked Luke Schenn's ass.  I love this team.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #209 on: November 15, 2009, 09:44:49 AM »
Quote from: CT III on November 13, 2009, 11:19:13 PM
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Great outing from Huet.  The Hawks should of won this going away, but they couldn't bury the 45 chances Toronto gave them and Cristobal made the 3 stand up.  Also, Troy Brouwer scored another goal and kicked Luke Schenn's ass.  I love this team.
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