2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[CT III]

The Hawks new strategy of never giving up a goal to an opponent seems like a sound one.  I approve.

[Slaky]

The Hawks new strategy of never giving up a goal to an opponent seems like a sound one.  I approve.

Really makes the games a lot easier to watch when you know the other team won't score. That Hossa guy stinks though.

[Reuschels_Jowls]

That was nice work by Hugh Ayyy tonight. Unlike Tampa's rather feeble offensive zone attack, the Blues had some really nice chances and he closed the door on every one of them. Great stick-work by the defense the last several games, too.

I also enjoyed Buff drawing the ire of three Blues near the end of the game and scaring two of them into backing down.

[Quality Start Machine]

The Hawks new strategy of never giving up a goal to an opponent seems like a sound one.  I approve.

Really makes the games a lot easier to watch when you know the other team won't score. That Hossa guy stinks though.

          GP   G   A   PTS   +/-
Hossa   10   5   5    10     +3
Havlat   27   4  13   17    -11

Nice choice, Jim.

[Internet Apex]

Here's something I read and you blokes probably already knew.

The back-to-back shutouts by Huet and Niemi were the first by two Chicago goalies since Tony Esposito and Murray Bannerman did it in March 1983.

Anyway, I thought it was cool.

[Oleg]

Can someone try to convince me that Hossa is not on the 5 best players in the NHL?  Especially with how good he is on defence?

[Quality Start Machine]

Can someone try to convince me that Hossa is not on the 5 best players in the NHL?  Especially with how good he is on defence?

Intrepid Readers: Alex Ovechkin, Henrik Lundqvist, Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Pavel Datsyuk

Where do we sign?

[Gil Gunderson]

Can someone try to convince me that Hossa is not on the 5 best players in the NHL?  Especially with how good he is on defence?

Intrepid Readers: Alex Ovechkin, Henrik Lundqvist, Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Pavel Datsyuk

Where do we sign?

Not, Cindy.

[R-V]

Can someone try to convince me that Hossa is not on the 5 best players in the NHL?  Especially with how good he is on defence?

WTF is dat french?

[Quality Start Machine]

Can someone try to convince me that Hossa is not on the 5 best players in the NHL?  Especially with how good he is on defence?

Intrepid Readers: Alex Ovechkin, Henrik Lundqvist, Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Pavel Datsyuk

Where do we sign?

Not, Cindy.

Cindy is a whiny little bitch, but he can play some hockee. Hell, if Ilya Kovalchuk played in the NHL, he'd make the list too.

[Oleg]

Can someone try to convince me that Hossa is not on the 5 best players in the NHL?  Especially with how good he is on defence?

Intrepid Readers: Alex Ovechkin, Henrik Lundqvist, Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Pavel Datsyuk

Where do we sign?

Ovechkin, fine.  Malkin, OK.

The other three?  Is Crosby really that good on defence; or does his offence make up for it?  Datsyuk?  Really?

I'll need CT to back up your Lundqvist love.

I'm really asking, I don't know.

So, fine.  6th best?

[Oleg]

Can someone try to convince me that Hossa is not on the 5 best players in the NHL?  Especially with how good he is on defence?

WTF is dat french?

When I talk hockey, I spell like a Canadian.  It just feels right.

[Quality Start Machine]

Can someone try to convince me that Hossa is not on the 5 best players in the NHL?  Especially with how good he is on defence?

Intrepid Readers: Alex Ovechkin, Henrik Lundqvist, Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Pavel Datsyuk

Where do we sign?

Ovechkin, fine.  Malkin, OK.

The other three?  Is Crosby really that good on defence; or does his offence make up for it?  Datsyuk?  Really?

I'll need CT to back up your Lundqvist love.

I'm really asking, I don't know.

So, fine.  6th best?

Top 10, until Toews bumps him off.

[Oleg]

Can someone try to convince me that Hossa is not on the 5 best players in the NHL?  Especially with how good he is on defence?

Intrepid Readers: Alex Ovechkin, Henrik Lundqvist, Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Pavel Datsyuk

Where do we sign?

Ovechkin, fine.  Malkin, OK.

The other three?  Is Crosby really that good on defence; or does his offence make up for it?  Datsyuk?  Really?

I'll need CT to back up your Lundqvist love.

I'm really asking, I don't know.

So, fine.  6th best?

Top 10, until Toews bumps him off.

Good enough for me.  Man, he's awesome.

[Slaky]

Can someone try to convince me that Hossa is not on the 5 best players in the NHL?  Especially with how good he is on defence?

Intrepid Readers: Alex Ovechkin, Henrik Lundqvist, Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Pavel Datsyuk

Where do we sign?

Ovechkin, fine.  Malkin, OK.

The other three?  Is Crosby really that good on defence; or does his offence make up for it?  Datsyuk?  Really?

I'll need CT to back up your Lundqvist love.

I'm really asking, I don't know.

So, fine.  6th best?

Top 10, until Toews bumps him off.

Good enough for me.  Man, he's awesome.

Congrats Fork on pissing in Oleg's Cheerios. He's here to spread some joy about Marian Hossa's excellence you just pooped in his lunchbox.

We get enough Malkin and Crosby talk from the Dope in Hyde Park. Knock it off.

Hey Oleg: HOSSA RULES!