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Dr. Nguyen Van Falk

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #750 on: April 25, 2010, 11:05:56 PM »
So, if the Hawks can slam the door, it'll be Vancouver.

Joy.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #751 on: April 25, 2010, 11:11:14 PM »
Quote from: MAD on April 25, 2010, 08:12:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 25, 2010, 01:29:15 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 25, 2010, 12:59:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 10:28:50 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 25, 2010, 09:28:59 AM
Also in my car.  I had to run out to Dominicks to grab a couple thing s for dinner and I was all set to go when Hossa got the 5 minutes with a minute left in the game.  As soon as Kane scored, though, I bolted out the door, hoping to make the run between periods in time.  The store's only 2 blocks away, but the lines inside were longer than I hoped.  I was on my way back when soon as Hossa scored and I, too, began honking my horn down Clark Street like a Grad-A moron.

And the call was awesome.  John Weideman lost his voice on the winning  goal.  Troy Murray was still stunned 5 minutes later.

That was epic.

Speaking of - can anyone find a clip of those calls?

EDIT: WGN Archive has the full game. Listening now.

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/RadioPlayer.htm?stream=/archives/chicago

Awesome, Slak, thanks.

For those interested in skipping right to the calls:

Kane's Goal: 2:47:44

Hossa's Goal: 3:10:06

I've listened to this 3 times already.
Thanks guys.

Re-listened to it and I got goose bumps...again.  Great stuff.  Thanks for the find, Slak.

Other than any Penguins home game during the Cup Finals last year or Game 7, I can't think of a playoff game since I've been watching hockey that I'd rather have been at.  One for the ages.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #752 on: April 25, 2010, 11:49:34 PM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 25, 2010, 11:11:14 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 25, 2010, 08:12:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 25, 2010, 01:29:15 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 25, 2010, 12:59:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 10:28:50 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 25, 2010, 09:28:59 AM
Also in my car.  I had to run out to Dominicks to grab a couple thing s for dinner and I was all set to go when Hossa got the 5 minutes with a minute left in the game.  As soon as Kane scored, though, I bolted out the door, hoping to make the run between periods in time.  The store's only 2 blocks away, but the lines inside were longer than I hoped.  I was on my way back when soon as Hossa scored and I, too, began honking my horn down Clark Street like a Grad-A moron.

And the call was awesome.  John Weideman lost his voice on the winning  goal.  Troy Murray was still stunned 5 minutes later.

That was epic.

Speaking of - can anyone find a clip of those calls?

EDIT: WGN Archive has the full game. Listening now.

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/RadioPlayer.htm?stream=/archives/chicago

Awesome, Slak, thanks.

For those interested in skipping right to the calls:

Kane's Goal: 2:47:44

Hossa's Goal: 3:10:06

I've listened to this 3 times already.
Thanks guys.

Re-listened to it and I got goose bumps...again.  Great stuff.  Thanks for the find, Slak.

Other than any Penguins home game during the Cup Finals last year or Game 7, I can't think of a playoff game since I've been watching hockey that I'd rather have been at.  One for the ages.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #753 on: April 25, 2010, 11:55:11 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 25, 2010, 11:05:56 PM
So, if the Hawks can slam the door, it'll be Vancouver.

Joy.

It couldn't have worked out any better. My word, the violence potential is epic.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #754 on: April 26, 2010, 09:12:43 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 11:55:11 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 25, 2010, 11:05:56 PM
So, if the Hawks can slam the door, it'll be Vancouver.

Joy.

It couldn't have worked out any better. My word, the violence potential is epic.

It also means we'll be done seeing Byfuglien on D. He's too deeply inside Luongo's head, QStache will want him in the slot.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #755 on: April 26, 2010, 09:23:37 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 11:55:11 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 25, 2010, 11:05:56 PM
So, if the Hawks can slam the door, it'll be Vancouver.

Joy.

It couldn't have worked out any better. My word, the violence potential is epic.

My hatred of Vancouver is way more visceral than my hatred of the Red Wings these days.

Here's hoping Ladd gets a chance to show a few more Canucks where they're bleeding over the course of the series.

(Provided the Hawks slam the door on Nashville, of course.)*

*Duly chastened
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #756 on: April 26, 2010, 01:05:02 PM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 25, 2010, 11:11:14 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 25, 2010, 08:12:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 25, 2010, 01:29:15 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 25, 2010, 12:59:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 10:28:50 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 25, 2010, 09:28:59 AM
Also in my car.  I had to run out to Dominicks to grab a couple thing s for dinner and I was all set to go when Hossa got the 5 minutes with a minute left in the game.  As soon as Kane scored, though, I bolted out the door, hoping to make the run between periods in time.  The store's only 2 blocks away, but the lines inside were longer than I hoped.  I was on my way back when soon as Hossa scored and I, too, began honking my horn down Clark Street like a Grad-A moron.

And the call was awesome.  John Weideman lost his voice on the winning  goal.  Troy Murray was still stunned 5 minutes later.

That was epic.

Speaking of - can anyone find a clip of those calls?

EDIT: WGN Archive has the full game. Listening now.

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/RadioPlayer.htm?stream=/archives/chicago

Awesome, Slak, thanks.

For those interested in skipping right to the calls:

Kane's Goal: 2:47:44

Hossa's Goal: 3:10:06

I've listened to this 3 times already.
Thanks guys.

Re-listened to it and I got goose bumps...again.  Great stuff.  Thanks for the find, Slak.

Other than any Penguins home game during the Cup Finals last year or Game 7, I can't think of a playoff game since I've been watching hockey that I'd rather have been at.  One for the ages.

God dammit, dude.  Really?

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #757 on: April 26, 2010, 01:35:34 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 26, 2010, 09:23:37 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 11:55:11 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 25, 2010, 11:05:56 PM
So, if the Hawks can slam the door, it'll be Vancouver.

Joy.

It couldn't have worked out any better. My word, the violence potential is epic.

My hatred of Vancouver is way more visceral than my hatred of the Red Wings these days.

Here's hoping Ladd gets a chance to show a few more Canucks where they're bleeding over the course of the series.

(Provided the Hawks slam the door on Nashville, of course.)*

*Duly chastened

THI. Not only do we hate the Canucks, but the Hawks themselves have genuine dislike for them.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #758 on: April 26, 2010, 03:59:04 PM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:05:02 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 25, 2010, 11:11:14 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 25, 2010, 08:12:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 25, 2010, 01:29:15 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 25, 2010, 12:59:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 10:28:50 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 25, 2010, 09:28:59 AM
Also in my car.  I had to run out to Dominicks to grab a couple thing s for dinner and I was all set to go when Hossa got the 5 minutes with a minute left in the game.  As soon as Kane scored, though, I bolted out the door, hoping to make the run between periods in time.  The store's only 2 blocks away, but the lines inside were longer than I hoped.  I was on my way back when soon as Hossa scored and I, too, began honking my horn down Clark Street like a Grad-A moron.

And the call was awesome.  John Weideman lost his voice on the winning  goal.  Troy Murray was still stunned 5 minutes later.

That was epic.

Speaking of - can anyone find a clip of those calls?

EDIT: WGN Archive has the full game. Listening now.

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/RadioPlayer.htm?stream=/archives/chicago

Awesome, Slak, thanks.

For those interested in skipping right to the calls:

Kane's Goal: 2:47:44

Hossa's Goal: 3:10:06

I've listened to this 3 times already.
Thanks guys.

Re-listened to it and I got goose bumps...again.  Great stuff.  Thanks for the find, Slak.

Other than any Penguins home game during the Cup Finals last year or Game 7, I can't think of a playoff game since I've been watching hockey that I'd rather have been at.  One for the ages.

God dammit, dude.  Really?

There are just some things here you can set your watch to.


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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #759 on: April 26, 2010, 06:28:16 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 26, 2010, 03:59:04 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:05:02 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 25, 2010, 11:11:14 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 25, 2010, 08:12:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 25, 2010, 01:29:15 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 25, 2010, 12:59:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 10:28:50 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 25, 2010, 09:28:59 AM
Also in my car.  I had to run out to Dominicks to grab a couple thing s for dinner and I was all set to go when Hossa got the 5 minutes with a minute left in the game.  As soon as Kane scored, though, I bolted out the door, hoping to make the run between periods in time.  The store's only 2 blocks away, but the lines inside were longer than I hoped.  I was on my way back when soon as Hossa scored and I, too, began honking my horn down Clark Street like a Grad-A moron.

And the call was awesome.  John Weideman lost his voice on the winning  goal.  Troy Murray was still stunned 5 minutes later.

That was epic.

Speaking of - can anyone find a clip of those calls?

EDIT: WGN Archive has the full game. Listening now.

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/RadioPlayer.htm?stream=/archives/chicago

Awesome, Slak, thanks.

For those interested in skipping right to the calls:

Kane's Goal: 2:47:44

Hossa's Goal: 3:10:06

I've listened to this 3 times already.
Thanks guys.

Re-listened to it and I got goose bumps...again.  Great stuff.  Thanks for the find, Slak.

Other than any Penguins home game during the Cup Finals last year or Game 7, I can't think of a playoff game since I've been watching hockey that I'd rather have been at.  One for the ages.

God dammit, dude.  Really?

There are just some things here you can set your watch to.



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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #760 on: April 26, 2010, 07:01:50 PM »
Condensed Game 5 on Hulu:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/144785/nhl-games-predators-vs-blackhawks-apr-24-2010

Adding: So condensed, in fact, that it totally leaves out Hossa's penalty, picking up a hit by Buff at 8:00 left in the third and then skipping straight to the final 42 seconds. And they cut out all but the final 10 seconds of OT carryover penalty time, jumping straight to Sopel carrying the puck up the ice.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #761 on: April 26, 2010, 07:46:13 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 26, 2010, 07:01:50 PM
Condensed Game 5 on Hulu:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/144785/nhl-games-predators-vs-blackhawks-apr-24-2010

Adding: So condensed, in fact, that it totally leaves out Hossa's penalty, picking up a hit by Buff at 8:00 left in the third and then skipping straight to the final 42 seconds. And they cut out all but the final 10 seconds of OT carryover penalty time, jumping straight to Sopel carrying the puck up the ice.

Let's just call it what it is then.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #762 on: April 26, 2010, 08:53:04 PM »

Anyone not watching this game needs to start.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #763 on: April 26, 2010, 10:39:59 PM »
Round 2, coming up.

Goodbye and good riddance to Barry Trotz and his pain in the ass team.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #764 on: April 26, 2010, 10:40:05 PM »
Golf clap.
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