The Hangover: ส่วนที่สอง

[Yeti]

I don't care if I'm not supposed to like this movie, I fucking loved it. Same shit as the last one, which of course I loved.

When a monkey nibbles a penis, it's funny in any language.

What is this, a P.F. Changs? (which made me chuckle a bit more because of the great Sbox meme)

Alan: "My Uncle Rodger said he once saw an albino polar bear."
Stu: "Polar bears are white. How would he know it's an albino?"
Alan: "This one was black."

Stu: "Look, here's the deal man. I got a dark side. There's a demon in me."
Alan: "And semen."
Stu: "I said demon."
Alan: "You also have semen in you, remember?"

God, I loved this movie. I don't care what any critics said. (Before I went I read a rather lukewarm review from USA Today)

Oh yea, "I'm a stay-at-home son"

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I don't care if I'm not supposed to like this movie, I fucking loved it. Same shit as the last one, which of course I loved.

When a monkey nibbles a penis, it's funny in any language.

What is this, a P.F. Changs? (which made me chuckle a bit more because of the great Sbox meme)

Alan: "My Uncle Rodger said he once saw an albino polar bear."
Stu: "Polar bears are white. How would he know it's an albino?"
Alan: "This one was black."

Stu: "Look, here's the deal man. I got a dark side. There's a demon in me."
Alan: "And semen."
Stu: "I said demon."
Alan: "You also have semen in you, remember?"

God, I loved this movie. I don't care what any critics said. (Before I went I read a rather lukewarm review from USA Today)

Oh yea, "I'm a stay-at-home son"

Who the hell reads USA Today while not waking up in a hotel room? 

[Yeti]

I don't care if I'm not supposed to like this movie, I fucking loved it. Same shit as the last one, which of course I loved.

When a monkey nibbles a penis, it's funny in any language.

What is this, a P.F. Changs? (which made me chuckle a bit more because of the great Sbox meme)

Alan: "My Uncle Rodger said he once saw an albino polar bear."
Stu: "Polar bears are white. How would he know it's an albino?"
Alan: "This one was black."

Stu: "Look, here's the deal man. I got a dark side. There's a demon in me."
Alan: "And semen."
Stu: "I said demon."
Alan: "You also have semen in you, remember?"

God, I loved this movie. I don't care what any critics said. (Before I went I read a rather lukewarm review from USA Today)

Oh yea, "I'm a stay-at-home son"

Who the hell reads USA Today while not waking up in a hotel room? 

I've got a coworker who is kind of like a more functional Alan. He is a nerdy accountant. Pocket protector, color codes his emails (I should show one to you guys, it's laughably insane), comes up with puns worse than Chuck could even imagine to. He's a weird dude, but he is nice, and when he heard that my Arab coworker and I were going to it, he showed us the article. We entertained him by at least reading it.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I don't care if I'm not supposed to like this movie, I fucking loved it. Same shit as the last one, which of course I loved.

When a monkey nibbles a penis, it's funny in any language.

What is this, a P.F. Changs? (which made me chuckle a bit more because of the great Sbox meme)

Alan: "My Uncle Rodger said he once saw an albino polar bear."
Stu: "Polar bears are white. How would he know it's an albino?"
Alan: "This one was black."

Stu: "Look, here's the deal man. I got a dark side. There's a demon in me."
Alan: "And semen."
Stu: "I said demon."
Alan: "You also have semen in you, remember?"

God, I loved this movie. I don't care what any critics said. (Before I went I read a rather lukewarm review from USA Today)

Oh yea, "I'm a stay-at-home son"

Who the hell reads USA Today while not waking up in a hotel room? 

I've got a coworker who is kind of like a more functional Alan. He is a nerdy accountant. Pocket protector, color codes his emails (I should show one to you guys, it's laughably insane), comes up with puns worse than Chuck could even imagine to. He's a weird dude, but he is nice, and when he heard that my Arab coworker and I were going to it, he showed us the article. We entertained him by at least reading it.

That's great.  Does he live in a hotel?

[Yeti]

I don't care if I'm not supposed to like this movie, I fucking loved it. Same shit as the last one, which of course I loved.

When a monkey nibbles a penis, it's funny in any language.

What is this, a P.F. Changs? (which made me chuckle a bit more because of the great Sbox meme)

Alan: "My Uncle Rodger said he once saw an albino polar bear."
Stu: "Polar bears are white. How would he know it's an albino?"
Alan: "This one was black."

Stu: "Look, here's the deal man. I got a dark side. There's a demon in me."
Alan: "And semen."
Stu: "I said demon."
Alan: "You also have semen in you, remember?"

God, I loved this movie. I don't care what any critics said. (Before I went I read a rather lukewarm review from USA Today)

Oh yea, "I'm a stay-at-home son"

Who the hell reads USA Today while not waking up in a hotel room? 

I've got a coworker who is kind of like a more functional Alan. He is a nerdy accountant. Pocket protector, color codes his emails (I should show one to you guys, it's laughably insane), comes up with puns worse than Chuck could even imagine to. He's a weird dude, but he is nice, and when he heard that my Arab coworker and I were going to it, he showed us the article. We entertained him by at least reading it.

That's great.  Does he live in a hotel?

Yea, the W.

[Powdered Toast Man]

If Yeti likes it, there's no way I can't not like it.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I don't care if I'm not supposed to like this movie, I fucking loved it.

IMAGINARY PERSECUTION!

[Eli]

What is this, a P.F. Changs? (which made me chuckle a bit more because of the great Sbox meme)

I hear they slipped that in there just for you guys.

[Wheezer]

I don't care if I'm not supposed to like this movie, I fucking loved it. Same shit as the last one, which of course I loved.

When a monkey nibbles a penis, it's funny in any language.

What is this, a P.F. Changs? (which made me chuckle a bit more because of the great Sbox meme)

Alan: "My Uncle Rodger said he once saw an albino polar bear."
Stu: "Polar bears are white. How would he know it's an albino?"
Alan: "This one was black."

Stu: "Look, here's the deal man. I got a dark side. There's a demon in me."
Alan: "And semen."
Stu: "I said demon."
Alan: "You also have semen in you, remember?"

God, I loved this movie. I don't care what any critics said. (Before I went I read a rather lukewarm review from USA Today)

Oh yea, "I'm a stay-at-home son"

Who the hell reads USA Today while not waking up in a hotel room? 

I've got a coworker who is kind of like a more functional Alan. He is a nerdy accountant. Pocket protector, color codes his emails (I should show one to you guys, it's laughably insane), comes up with puns worse than Chuck could even imagine to. He's a weird dude, but he is nice, and when he heard that my Arab coworker and I were going to it, he showed us the article. We entertained him by at least reading it.

That's great.  Does he live in a hotel?

Yea, the W.

Where we got the Wall Street Journal, not USA Fucking Today.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Saw it.  They copied the skeleton of the first one--the beginning, the toasting, instead of a baby there's a monkey, instead of Vegas it's Bangkok, something crazy happens to Stu's face, the lose somebody and have to find him, the pictures at the end.

I chuckled, but it was meh compared to the first one.

[JD]

Saw it.  They copied the skeleton of the first one--the beginning, the toasting, instead of a baby there's a monkey, instead of Vegas it's Bangkok, something crazy happens to Stu's face, the lose somebody and have to find him, the pictures at the end.

I chuckled, but it was meh compared to the first one.

It's the sequel...they HAD to follow the rules established by the first one.  It's not until the THIRD one where anything goes.  At least that's what I think Scream 3 would have told me.

[CBStew]

They couldn't have made a movie this bad without trying to make a movie this bad.  They succeeded.

[Yeti]

They couldn't have made a movie this bad without trying to make a movie this bad.  They succeeded.

But seriously, did you like the first one?

[CBStew]

SPOILER ALERT!   

The first one was hilarious.   I was embarassed for them on this one.   They merely were trying to imitate the first movie.   A marriage is about to take place in both.  They wake up in a hotel in both with no recollection of what happened the previous night.  Someone is missing in both, they set about to find him.  Missing tooth=facial tatoo (missing finger?)  Tiger and chicken=monkey in a Rolling Stones vest.  Baby masterbates=monkey chews on penis.  Mike Tyson=Mike Tyson.   etc. etc. etc.

The gags weren't funny.  No lols.   In fact the theater that I was in was stony silent throughout. 

[Yeti]

SPOILER ALERT!   

The first one was hilarious.   I was embarassed for them on this one.   They merely were trying to imitate the first movie.   A marriage is about to take place in both.  They wake up in a hotel in both with no recollection of what happened the previous night.  Someone is missing in both, they set about to find him.  Missing tooth=facial tatoo (missing finger?)  Tiger and chicken=monkey in a Rolling Stones vest.  Baby masterbates=monkey chews on penis.  Mike Tyson=Mike Tyson.   etc. etc. etc.

The gags weren't funny.  No lols.   In fact the theater that I was in was stony silent throughout. 

You snobby californians