Bears vs. Lions Paulcast - Sunday September 12th, 2010

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Put another notch in Slaky's belt for "knuckle children".  Holy shit.

[SKO]

We don't have a random Bears thread I can think of to post this in. So here it goes:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0915-bits-bears-chicago--20100914,0,7455938.story

Extra point: According to the NFL Fact & Record Book, the Bears will host the Falcons, Panthers, Chiefs and Chargers in 2011. They will visit the Saints, Bucs, Broncos and Raiders. The Bears will host the corresponding finisher from the NFC West and travel to the like finisher in the NFC East.

Cutler can stick up McDouchnuckle's giggy in front of the home fans. One can only hope that Tebow is taking the snaps full-time by then.

Nightman would like a word with you

Nightman's thread is about this season and my post is about next. Hence my quandry.

That explains a lot.

Plus, Apex and Nightman don't get along. They have beef.

But then we hugged and shook hands and stuff.

Go on...

-looks at the ground, traces lines in the dirt with shoe-

[points out pantsless Slaky in the shrubs under Night Man's bedroom window to the cops]

Greatest thread ever.

[Yeti]

I, er, would like to express my, er, fondness of that image.

[Slaky]

It just got very sexy awkward in here.

[SKO]

It just got very sexy awkward in here.

What's Gil doing to that thermostat?

[Yeti]

It just got very sexy awkward in here.

*takes shirt off*

[Bort]

It just got very sexy awkward in here.

*takes shirt off*

*tears eyes out*

[Yeti]

It just got very sexy awkward in here.

*takes shirt off*

*tears eyes out*

*puts it in the newly made holes*

[Bort]

It just got very sexy awkward in here.

*takes shirt off*

*tears eyes out*

*puts it in the newly made holes*

Try it...

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

This is the worst thread on desipio since the last one.

[air2300]

I thought Tommie Harris had a pretty decent game.  But now, Warren Sapp thinks, he didn't "dance" well enough with Peppers, it is a story with the media.  My question is, why is this a big deal?  Maybe I don't understand the way Chicago media works, but from what I saw and granted, there were 6 other games going on at the bar, but the dude played well.   

[SKO]

I thought Tommie Harris had a pretty decent game.  But now, Warren Sapp thinks, he didn't "dance" well enough with Peppers, it is a story with the media.  My question is, why is this a big deal?  Maybe I don't understand the way Chicago media works, but from what I saw and granted, there were 6 other games going on at the bar, but the dude played well.   

Sapp's just a douche. Look, no one is still comparing Tommie to you, Warren. It wasn't close. We get it. But he's just asshurt that someone could be the "next" Sapp, I guess. He's changed position on Harris a couple times. Believe it or not, I watch NFL Network pretty religiously and I've heard him call Tommie Harris his "boy" multiple times and a few offseasons ago he went on a long, fatherly tirade about how he was going to work with Tommie and get him back in form...which never materialized.

[Internet Apex]

I thought Tommie Harris had a pretty decent game.  But now, Warren Sapp thinks, he didn't "dance" well enough with Peppers, it is a story with the media.  My question is, why is this a big deal?  Maybe I don't understand the way Chicago media works, but from what I saw and granted, there were 6 other games going on at the bar, but the dude played well.   

Sapp's just a douche. Look, no one is still comparing Tommie to you, Warren. It wasn't close. We get it. But he's just asshurt that someone could be the "next" Sapp, I guess. He's changed position on Harris a couple times. Believe it or not, I watch NFL Network pretty religiously and I've heard him call Tommie Harris his "boy" multiple times and a few offseasons ago he went on a long, fatherly tirade about how he was going to work with Tommie and get him back in form...which never materialized.

What SKO says is mostly true probably, including the douche part. It sounded to me like he was trying to motivate Tommie. He used to slam Strahan a lot in interviews like that too. He especially gave him shit when he broke that sack record when Favuruh laid down for him.

[Internet Apex]

NFL Rules Committee member and Colts President Bill Polian just told Rich Eisen and NFL Network that Calvin Johnson's play was ruled correctly. He said the coaching phrase that all coaches and officials use is "show me the ball." Johnson didn't do that and hence the play was ruled correctly. He wouldn't even take the bait from Eisen as to whether the rule needed to be changed or clarified - even after the Saints' controversial 2-pt conversion catch in the Super Bowl was brought up. Eisen looked frustrated as dick and he isn't the first broadcaster to hit a wall with Polian.

I ripped the Colts fans a bunch this week but I think I'm just jealous that Bill Polian runs their favorite team while the turd circus running the Bears will never, ever get it right. I bet Polian wouldn't work fort the McCaskeys at any price. 

[Gilgamesh]

NFL Rules Committee member and Colts President Bill Polian just told Rich Eisen and NFL Network that Calvin Johnson's play was ruled correctly. He said the coaching phrase that all coaches and officials use is "show me the ball." Johnson didn't do that and hence the play was ruled correctly. He wouldn't even take the bait from Eisen as to whether the rule needed to be changed or clarified - even after the Saints' controversial 2-pt conversion catch in the Super Bowl was brought up. Eisen looked frustrated as dick and he isn't the first broadcaster to hit a wall with Polian.

I ripped the Colts fans a bunch this week but I think I'm just jealous that Bill Polian runs their favorite team while the turd circus running the Bears will never, ever get it right. I bet Polian wouldn't work fort the McCaskeys at any price. 

The whole fort?