Darrell Waltrip, that mouth-breathing former racer said it best. It's almost NASCAR time, y'all...DANG! You can trade paint with Jonny Dave and the gang this year in "Jonny Dave's Race-O-Rama" Yahoo fantasy NASCAR league. Watch your back, though. Jonny Dave's dirty and he ain't afraid to rough draft an unsuspecting man's back end.
Click here! (http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/auto)
Group ID: 5510
Password: password
Quote from: JD on January 26, 2010, 04:36:30 PM
Darrell Waltrip, that mouth-breathing former racer said it best. It's almost NASCAR time, y'all...DANG! You can trade paint with Jonny Dave and the gang this year in "Jonny Dave's Race-O-Rama" Yahoo fantasy NASCAR league. Watch your back, though. Jonny Dave's dirty and he ain't afraid to rough draft an unsuspecting man's back end.
Click here! (http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/auto)
Group ID: 5510
Password: password
Coon ass.
Quote from: JD on January 26, 2010, 04:36:30 PM
Darrell Waltrip, that mouth-breathing former racer said it best. It's almost NASCAR time, y'all...DANG! You can trade paint with Jonny Dave and the gang this year in "Jonny Dave's Race-O-Rama" Yahoo fantasy NASCAR league. Watch your back, though. Jonny Dave's dirty and he ain't afraid to rough draft an unsuspecting man's back end.
Click here! (http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/auto)
Group ID: 5510
Password: password
Fantasy NASCAR? FINALLY!
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 27, 2010, 08:43:20 AM
Quote from: JD on January 26, 2010, 04:36:30 PM
Darrell Waltrip, that mouth-breathing former racer said it best. It's almost NASCAR time, y'all...DANG! You can trade paint with Jonny Dave and the gang this year in "Jonny Dave's Race-O-Rama" Yahoo fantasy NASCAR league. Watch your back, though. Jonny Dave's dirty and he ain't afraid to rough draft an unsuspecting man's back end.
Click here! (http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/auto)
Group ID: 5510
Password: password
Fantasy NASCAR? FINALLY!
I'm picking Casey Mears every week.
JD, you make me want to care about NASCAR.
But I will never really care about it like I care about you.
If I sign up and am terrible will I be blamed for ruining the league?
I'm so conflicted because I want to be near you and share your hobbies but
I don't want to anger you with my foolish naivete.
Quote from: Pre on January 27, 2010, 01:17:49 PM
JD, you make me want to care about NASCAR.
But I will never really care about it like I care about you.
If I sign up and am terrible will I be blamed for ruining the league?
I'm so conflicted because I want to be near you and share your hobbies but
I don't want to anger you with my foolish naivete.
I signed up last year (or was it the year before?) and never did anything after that, and I think I won the league.
So I say, go for it.
Quote from: CT III on January 27, 2010, 01:27:04 PM
I signed up last year (or was it the year before?) and never did anything after that, and I think I won the league.
At least you wouldn't know if you didn't.
Quote from: Yeti on January 27, 2010, 10:11:56 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 27, 2010, 08:43:20 AM
Quote from: JD on January 26, 2010, 04:36:30 PM
Darrell Waltrip, that mouth-breathing former racer said it best. It's almost NASCAR time, y'all...DANG! You can trade paint with Jonny Dave and the gang this year in "Jonny Dave's Race-O-Rama" Yahoo fantasy NASCAR league. Watch your back, though. Jonny Dave's dirty and he ain't afraid to rough draft an unsuspecting man's back end.
Click here! (http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/auto)
Group ID: 5510
Password: password
Fantasy NASCAR? FINALLY!
I'm picking Casey Mears every week.
I don't care if he's retired, I'm still picking Dick Trickle.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 27, 2010, 03:41:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 27, 2010, 10:11:56 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 27, 2010, 08:43:20 AM
Quote from: JD on January 26, 2010, 04:36:30 PM
Darrell Waltrip, that mouth-breathing former racer said it best. It's almost NASCAR time, y'all...DANG! You can trade paint with Jonny Dave and the gang this year in "Jonny Dave's Race-O-Rama" Yahoo fantasy NASCAR league. Watch your back, though. Jonny Dave's dirty and he ain't afraid to rough draft an unsuspecting man's back end.
Click here! (http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/auto)
Group ID: 5510
Password: password
Fantasy NASCAR? FINALLY!
I'm picking Casey Mears every week.
I don't care if he's retired, I'm still picking Dick Trickle.
If you keep picking at it, it's going to keep trickling.
Quote from: CT III on January 27, 2010, 03:45:55 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 27, 2010, 03:41:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 27, 2010, 10:11:56 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 27, 2010, 08:43:20 AM
Quote from: JD on January 26, 2010, 04:36:30 PM
Darrell Waltrip, that mouth-breathing former racer said it best. It's almost NASCAR time, y'all...DANG! You can trade paint with Jonny Dave and the gang this year in "Jonny Dave's Race-O-Rama" Yahoo fantasy NASCAR league. Watch your back, though. Jonny Dave's dirty and he ain't afraid to rough draft an unsuspecting man's back end.
Click here! (http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/auto)
Group ID: 5510
Password: password
Fantasy NASCAR? FINALLY!
I'm picking Casey Mears every week.
I don't care if he's retired, I'm still picking Dick Trickle.
If you keep picking at it, it's going to keep trickling.
Nice one, Fork.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 27, 2010, 04:05:26 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 27, 2010, 03:45:55 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 27, 2010, 03:41:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 27, 2010, 10:11:56 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 27, 2010, 08:43:20 AM
Quote from: JD on January 26, 2010, 04:36:30 PM
Darrell Waltrip, that mouth-breathing former racer said it best. It's almost NASCAR time, y'all...DANG! You can trade paint with Jonny Dave and the gang this year in "Jonny Dave's Race-O-Rama" Yahoo fantasy NASCAR league. Watch your back, though. Jonny Dave's dirty and he ain't afraid to rough draft an unsuspecting man's back end.
Click here! (http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/auto)
Group ID: 5510
Password: password
Fantasy NASCAR? FINALLY!
I'm picking Casey Mears every week.
I don't care if he's retired, I'm still picking Dick Trickle.
If you keep picking at it, it's going to keep trickling.
Nice one, Fork.
I don't think I should have to take that from somebody who's still telling Dick Trickle jokes himself.
Quote from: CT III on January 27, 2010, 04:13:15 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 27, 2010, 04:05:26 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 27, 2010, 03:45:55 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 27, 2010, 03:41:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 27, 2010, 10:11:56 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 27, 2010, 08:43:20 AM
Quote from: JD on January 26, 2010, 04:36:30 PM
Darrell Waltrip, that mouth-breathing former racer said it best. It's almost NASCAR time, y'all...DANG! You can trade paint with Jonny Dave and the gang this year in "Jonny Dave's Race-O-Rama" Yahoo fantasy NASCAR league. Watch your back, though. Jonny Dave's dirty and he ain't afraid to rough draft an unsuspecting man's back end.
Click here! (http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/auto)
Group ID: 5510
Password: password
Fantasy NASCAR? FINALLY!
I'm picking Casey Mears every week.
I don't care if he's retired, I'm still picking Dick Trickle.
If you keep picking at it, it's going to keep trickling.
Nice one, Fork.
I don't think I should have to take that from somebody who's still telling Dick Trickle jokes himself.
Nice setup, CT.
Quote from: Pre on January 27, 2010, 01:17:49 PM
If I sign up and am terrible will I be blamed for ruining the league?
I'm so conflicted because I want to be near you and share your hobbies but
I don't want to anger you with my foolish naivete.
Don't you go talkin' crazy. The Jonny Dave Race-O-Rama takes all comers. Even if you are on the same level as a retard, I still don't mind destroying you. I just like to win.
Quote from: CT III on January 27, 2010, 01:27:04 PM
I signed up last year (or was it the year before?) and never did anything after that, and I think I won the league.
You didn't. But you're still welcome to give it another try.
Quote from: JD on January 27, 2010, 05:04:22 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 27, 2010, 01:27:04 PM
I signed up last year (or was it the year before?) and never did anything after that, and I think I won the league.
You didn't. But you're still welcome to give it another try.
This is fantasy NASCAR, you homoerection; everyone wins.
Quote from: ChuckD on January 27, 2010, 06:50:28 PM
Quote from: JD on January 27, 2010, 05:04:22 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 27, 2010, 01:27:04 PM
I signed up last year (or was it the year before?) and never did anything after that, and I think I won the league.
You didn't. But you're still welcome to give it another try.
This is fantasy NASCAR, you homoerection; everyone wins.
Vroom vroom, butterballs.
In like Mark Martin, bitches.
lets go rubbin boys
Quote from: thehawk on February 13, 2010, 12:18:09 AM
lets go rubbin boys
Yeah...why don't you have a seat right over there.
I'm in.
Can't wait to continue my tradition of watching the Great American Race and then ignoring NASCAR for another 51 weeks.
One pothole shuts down the Daytona 500? Pussies. They should try the Stevenson Expy 500 sometime.
I totally forgot that the Daytona 500 was yesterday. I was pretty hammered at a Mardi Gras parade all day yesterday, so there's that. Congrats to this McMurry dude that won. He cried in victory lane. Dale rolls over in his grave.
It's time to mount up, y'all...DANG!
Group ID#: 1911
Password: password
What the crap? Don't be fairies! New points system, fools!
Quote from: JD on February 05, 2011, 05:41:02 PM
What the crap? Don't be fairies! New points system, fools!
It's almost impossible to think of a fantasy sport I wouldn't play.
Except for this one.
Quote from: PenPho on February 07, 2011, 10:17:58 AM
Quote from: JD on February 05, 2011, 05:41:02 PM
What the crap? Don't be fairies! New points system, fools!
It's almost impossible to think of a fantasy sport I wouldn't play.
Except for this one.
There's fantasy bass fishing. Would you do that one?
Quote from: Slaky on February 07, 2011, 10:23:33 AM
Quote from: PenPho on February 07, 2011, 10:17:58 AM
Quote from: JD on February 05, 2011, 05:41:02 PM
What the crap? Don't be fairies! New points system, fools!
It's almost impossible to think of a fantasy sport I wouldn't play.
Except for this one.
There's fantasy bass fishing. Would you do that one?
Is it a keeper league, or catch & release?
Quote from: Fork on February 08, 2011, 09:39:20 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 07, 2011, 10:23:33 AM
Quote from: PenPho on February 07, 2011, 10:17:58 AM
Quote from: JD on February 05, 2011, 05:41:02 PM
What the crap? Don't be fairies! New points system, fools!
It's almost impossible to think of a fantasy sport I wouldn't play.
Except for this one.
There's fantasy bass fishing. Would you do that one?
Is it a keeper league, or catch & release?
Terrible.
Importance of Being Earnhardt is back in for 2011.
Quote from: PANK! on February 09, 2011, 08:19:22 AM
Importance of Being Earnhardt is back in for 2011.
Ha. That's funny AND ghey (geigh?).
Quote from: Oleg on February 09, 2011, 09:33:17 AM
Quote from: PANK! on February 09, 2011, 08:19:22 AM
Importance of Being Earnhardt is back in for 2011.
Ha. That's funny AND ghey (geigh?).
Yes, yes and (yes).
Even though it says "Deadline to swap Starters and Bench drivers is Feb 27 2:09pm CST "...
...it seems I am unable to swap Waltrip out for Robby Gordon? It's only 11:30 CST right now. Help!
I can't help you, and it's all part of my plan.
I think this is as good as spot as there is for this.
http://youtu.be/J74y88YuSJ8 (http://youtu.be/J74y88YuSJ8)
Finally, a reason to even be interested in NASCAR racing.
http://www.examiner.com/motorsports-in-national/maryeve-dufault-to-make-nascar-nationwide-series-debut-on-montreal-road-course
Who's Maryeve Dufault, you say? Hey, that last woman driver had a decent for-an-athlete face but a tiny pair of nogans, you say? Well, I think Maryeve is a bit of an improvement.
(http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/maxim2/Maxim/Images/2011/07/maryeve_dufault_tg_l4.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lEiIHyhI1BY/TdF6_V3W7RI/AAAAAAAABDk/PP_mK_n7fS0/s1600/maryeve-dufault.jpg)
So, uh, Tony Stewart might have killed a guy with his car. (http://deadspin.com/reports-tony-stewart-ran-over-opposing-driver-during-1618893708)
Edited to add: The driver who was hit was dead on arrival at the hospital. Last I saw Stewart is still planning to race today, which is insane.
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 10, 2014, 01:44:21 AM
So, uh, Tony Stewart might have killed a guy with his car. (http://deadspin.com/reports-tony-stewart-ran-over-opposing-driver-during-1618893708)
Edited to add: The driver who was hit was dead on arrival at the hospital. Last I saw Stewart is still planning to race today, which is insane.
Pride of Buttpuddle, Indiana. My Facebook belonged in the Totally Unreadable thread yesterday. People were legitimately concerned about how this accident would affect Stewart's reputation nationally. I made a few jokes on Twitter about jumping into the road and yelling at Tony Stewart before venturing over to my Bookfaces to read the flamewars and nearly throw up.