Foul-mouthed, successful, and sort of Moneyball strategist before the term was coined, Earl Weaver (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2013/01/19/earl-weaver-dead-baltimore-orioles-manager/1847255/), 82.
I'm pretty sure Weaver will be ejected from Heaven by the 6th inning.