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Gil Gunderson

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #675 on: March 29, 2008, 02:01:15 AM »
Quote from: PTanner on March 28, 2008, 01:15:50 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on March 28, 2008, 11:44:44 AM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 28, 2008, 11:42:28 AM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on March 28, 2008, 11:35:19 AM
You know what's sweet?  Playing Rick Roll three times simultaneously on your browser.  Kinda freaky.

Does it sound like Kylie Minogue?

Nickelback, oddly enough.

So, really ghey then.

There, I added the emphasis; the point did need to reiterated.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #676 on: March 29, 2008, 06:58:29 AM »
Quote from: Taylor2 on March 26, 2008, 08:14:15 PM
Did someone say Keeley photos?

http://www.egotastic.com/

First there are some nice shots of her in a bikini and then if you scroll down a bit more there are topless photos of her.

Also on that page is Hillary Duff representing SSM...

Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

Thrillho

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #677 on: March 29, 2008, 11:06:02 AM »
Quote from: PTanner on March 29, 2008, 06:58:29 AM
Quote from: Taylor2 on March 26, 2008, 08:14:15 PM
Did someone say Keeley photos?

http://www.egotastic.com/

First there are some nice shots of her in a bikini and then if you scroll down a bit more there are topless photos of her.

Also on that page is Hillary Duff representing SSM...



No shit.

At least on the Scorpion Sex part:

QuoteSo Hilary Duff is really taking this new sexy image of hers pretty seriously. So seriously, in fact, that in this scene from her new movie, War Inc., Hilary drops a scorpion down her pants, and then dances all sexy as if she's really turned on by having a scorpion in her pants. And no, that isn't some weird euphemism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEbpJxyXdjM

Of course, it's just some not-terribly-attractive, gussied-up former teen star, dancing for Joan Cusack's brother. Hardly "Magic" by any stretch.

Keeley shimmying with an arthropod down her knickers, on the other hand, now that would be... what's the word... downright legen...
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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #678 on: March 29, 2008, 12:45:14 PM »

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #679 on: March 29, 2008, 06:54:40 PM »
What the fuck?!? How is this possible?

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #680 on: March 29, 2008, 08:15:51 PM »
Holy crap, Daryle Ward can paint!

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #681 on: March 29, 2008, 08:27:34 PM »
Quote from: Andy on March 29, 2008, 08:15:51 PM
Holy crap, Daryle Ward can paint!

He's a man of many talents.

Also, who wants to bet the elephant does a better self-portrait than Michael Barrett?
FIRE EVERYBODY!

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #682 on: March 29, 2008, 08:45:07 PM »
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 29, 2008, 06:54:40 PM
What the fuck?!? How is this possible?

I never knew this was possible, but apparently elephants paint. I googled it and I guess it's common. Wow.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #683 on: March 29, 2008, 08:48:52 PM »
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 29, 2008, 08:45:07 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 29, 2008, 06:54:40 PM
What the fuck?!? How is this possible?

I never knew this was possible, but apparently elephants paint. I googled it and I guess it's common. Wow.

Yeah, they can paint. But they paint with foreshortening? And apparently value flowers for their intrinsic beauty? I'm baffled, befuddled, and utterly bemused.

I understand that elephants can physically hold a brush and put it to canvas; but this ... this is a different beast.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #684 on: March 30, 2008, 10:24:46 AM »
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 29, 2008, 08:48:52 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 29, 2008, 08:45:07 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 29, 2008, 06:54:40 PM
What the fuck?!? How is this possible?

I never knew this was possible, but apparently elephants paint. I googled it and I guess it's common. Wow.

Yeah, they can paint. But they paint with foreshortening? And apparently value flowers for their intrinsic beauty? I'm baffled, befuddled, and utterly bemused.

I understand that elephants can physically hold a brush and put it to canvas; but this ... this is a different beast.

Intelligent design, man.

Thrillho

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #685 on: March 30, 2008, 11:40:03 PM »
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 29, 2008, 06:54:40 PM
What the fuck?!? How is this possible?

As a fully trained and certified expert on art, I can say with conviction that this painting sucks.

The composition is unbalanced, the brushwork tentative, its hackneyed homage to the tropes of Art Brut obvious and uninspired.

Poor effort all around, Babar.
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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #686 on: March 31, 2008, 08:33:41 AM »

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #687 on: April 01, 2008, 10:24:22 PM »

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #688 on: April 02, 2008, 07:15:33 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAkJ-8u3X-o

I can't believe we traded him to Atlanta.
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     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #689 on: April 02, 2008, 11:21:29 PM »
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.