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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #705 on: April 30, 2008, 03:32:26 PM »
Wow.  Buzz is a really loud bitch. 

What a cock tip. 

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #706 on: April 30, 2008, 05:48:50 PM »
Quote from: EG on April 30, 2008, 01:33:46 PM
Quote from: RV on April 30, 2008, 01:29:12 PM
Buzz Bissinger freaks out on Will Leitch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9fCfgTjlWU

What a weird segment.  As much as we give Leitch shit, I thought he handled himself pretty well given that he was completely ambushed.  Buzz is a great writer, but he comes off like a total douche here.

I was willing to agree with you until I read Leitch's post at Deadspin.  NOW, I get what you guys mean by that "we" crap.  It was very confusing and ridiculous and made we want to punch him in the nose.  The look on my face while reading was the look of constipation.  Give we a break.  There are no good guys in that whole thing. 

Except for maybe Braylon Edwards.
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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #707 on: April 30, 2008, 05:49:51 PM »
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 30, 2008, 05:48:50 PM
I was willing to agree with you until I read Leitch's post at Deadspin.  NOW, I get what you guys mean by that "we" crap.  It was very confusing and ridiculous and made we want to punch him in the nose.  The look on my face while reading was the look of constipation.  Give we a break.  There are no good guys in that whole thing. 

Except for maybe Braylon Edwards.

We know what you mean.  We had a hard time following as we sat in our chair.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #708 on: April 30, 2008, 05:55:32 PM »
We are a douche who let a slouch with a huge forehead ("I'm over 50!  I'm a man!") intimidate us.

Did you catch when Buzz yelled, "You're full of shit!"  And Leitch (perfect that it's pronounced leech) said, "Fair enough."

Fuck that.  You're on HBO.  You just yell "You're full of shit, too!" right back at him.

And WC Heinz?  What, he couldn't come up with some Ring Lardner references?  Holy fuck.  You know why he hasn't read WC Heinz newspaper columns?  Because Heinz hadn't written for a fucking newspaper since 1950!

I never liked Buzz, though in high school I loved "Friday Night Lights," I just thought that anybody who could snuggle up to high school kids that way was probably a scumbag.  I mean, at least Roger Clemens was in it for the music.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #709 on: May 01, 2008, 05:29:57 AM »
Time to re-post this one: First of May

Let the outdoor fucking commence.
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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #710 on: May 07, 2008, 09:28:04 PM »
Quote from: Corn-fed on February 15, 2008, 04:31:21 PM
Quote from: RV on February 14, 2008, 01:36:09 PM
Dude. This cop is a total dick man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hxOr3q7nrk

For avid viewers of The Wire... Is this what life on the tough streets of Baltimore is really like?

The best part is where the video cuts out:

QuoteYou got that camera on? If I find myself on Yâ€"

On what, Officer Rivieri? If you find yourself on what?

Well, don't look now, douchebag:

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/bal-te.md.officer12feb12,0,2952754.story

Bumped for MikeC...

More of that other 0.1 percent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOKb2PQs4kc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT6z0dQ_-pg

"Disorderly conduct": a hell of a catch-all when ne'er-do-wells refuse to do police the courtesy of doing their lawbreakin' by the book.

http://www.nwaonline.net/articles/2007/07/04/news/070507arskate.txt

QuoteLITTLE ROCK -- A Hot Springs police officer who appeared to choke a skateboarder and put two others into a headlock in a video posted online used the proper amount of force when making his arrests, an internal investigation by police found.

The report, signed by five officers, found officer Joey Williams confronted a situation that "would have overwhelmed any single officer" when he stopped those breaking city ordinance by skateboarding on a downtown sidewalk June 21. However, the investigation faulted Williams for leaving a handcuffed suspect unattended while chasing another youth in the resort town's historic Bathhouse Row.

"I think it was fair," City Manager Kent Myers said. Witnesses "consistently supported the actions of the officer and his efforts to control the situation."

...

In their report, the officers described the June 21 event as being "part of a planned participation in a nationwide anti-authority demonstration." However, organizers of Go Skateboarding Day describe the event organized by skateboarding companies as an effort to encourage more people to take up skateboarding.

...

Myers acknowledged the investigation wouldn't have happened without the YouTube video, but said the city had no immediate plans to post its own video response on the site.

"I think it shows the power of the Internet," Myers said.

It was an organized effort to disrespect Officer William's authority, and folk just don't cotton to such rabble-rousin' down Arkansas way.

Particularly from teenaged girls.
FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #711 on: May 07, 2008, 09:33:41 PM »

Pex and Morpheus hang out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR8MGAsidFI
Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #712 on: May 07, 2008, 10:17:06 PM »
Quote from: RV on April 30, 2008, 01:29:12 PM
Buzz Bissinger freaks out on Will Leitch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9fCfgTjlWU

Terms of use'd

Video still hosted at EmoSpace: http://deadspin.com/385770/bissinger-vs-leitch

I think Bissinger's final sentence probably best sums up his apparent desire to stand athwart this treacherous "internet" technology yelling, 'Jimmy Olson on percocet!':

QuoteI think you are perpetuating the future, and I think the future in the hands of guys like you is going to dumb us down in a way we can't recover from.

Indeed. The future is probably the last thing we should be perpetuating at this point.
FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #713 on: May 08, 2008, 03:55:21 PM »

With all due apologies to the Only Site We'll Ever Need.

http://youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=_GGGAJ_2TvQ
Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #714 on: May 15, 2008, 04:31:54 PM »
Dance to Papa Bear's rant...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #715 on: May 15, 2008, 04:35:07 PM »

One of NY's favorite anchors drops an F-bomb earlier this week...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr4AaMEvNwY
Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #716 on: May 15, 2008, 04:47:30 PM »
Quote from: PTanner on May 15, 2008, 04:35:07 PM

One of NY's favorite anchors drops an F-bomb earlier this week...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr4AaMEvNwY


Why does she hate that boat so much?

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #717 on: May 15, 2008, 08:19:20 PM »
Quote from: Kerm on May 15, 2008, 04:47:30 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 15, 2008, 04:35:07 PM

One of NY's favorite anchors drops an F-bomb earlier this week...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr4AaMEvNwY


Why does she hate that boat so much?

It listed as soon as she got on.
Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #718 on: May 15, 2008, 10:39:58 PM »
Quote from: Thrillho on May 07, 2008, 09:28:04 PM
Quote from: Corn-fed on February 15, 2008, 04:31:21 PM
Quote from: RV on February 14, 2008, 01:36:09 PM
Dude. This cop is a total dick man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hxOr3q7nrk

For avid viewers of The Wire... Is this what life on the tough streets of Baltimore is really like?

The best part is where the video cuts out:

QuoteYou got that camera on? If I find myself on Yâ€"

On what, Officer Rivieri? If you find yourself on what?

Well, don't look now, douchebag:

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/bal-te.md.officer12feb12,0,2952754.story

Bumped for MikeC...

More of that other 0.1 percent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOKb2PQs4kc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT6z0dQ_-pg

"Disorderly conduct": a hell of a catch-all when ne'er-do-wells refuse to do police the courtesy of doing their lawbreakin' by the book.

http://www.nwaonline.net/articles/2007/07/04/news/070507arskate.txt

QuoteLITTLE ROCK -- A Hot Springs police officer who appeared to choke a skateboarder and put two others into a headlock in a video posted online used the proper amount of force when making his arrests, an internal investigation by police found.

The report, signed by five officers, found officer Joey Williams confronted a situation that "would have overwhelmed any single officer" when he stopped those breaking city ordinance by skateboarding on a downtown sidewalk June 21. However, the investigation faulted Williams for leaving a handcuffed suspect unattended while chasing another youth in the resort town's historic Bathhouse Row.

"I think it was fair," City Manager Kent Myers said. Witnesses "consistently supported the actions of the officer and his efforts to control the situation."

...

In their report, the officers described the June 21 event as being "part of a planned participation in a nationwide anti-authority demonstration." However, organizers of Go Skateboarding Day describe the event organized by skateboarding companies as an effort to encourage more people to take up skateboarding.

...

Myers acknowledged the investigation wouldn't have happened without the YouTube video, but said the city had no immediate plans to post its own video response on the site.

"I think it shows the power of the Internet," Myers said.

It was an organized effort to disrespect Officer William's authority, and folk just don't cotton to such rabble-rousin' down Arkansas way.

Particularly from teenaged girls.

That's what happens when pricks who can't get up for their wives get too much power...

And I love the irony when assholes mouth of to the young'ns about how they don't know how to respect someone, themselves being cruel dicks and treating the person their preaching with no respect. What cockmunchs. However, I'm pretty sure I'll be just like that when I get old and bitter.
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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #719 on: May 17, 2008, 02:41:14 AM »
Chris Matthews takes on Kevin James: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHleE7dfp28