You Tube discoveries

[Al Czervik]

Someone's fixin' to move on up to the Big City:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qB6DWWUPXY

[Andy]

He does not appear to be a member of that town's chamber of commerce.

[PenFoe]

Joe Cocker translated...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4_MsrsKzMM

[Thrillho]

Joe Cocker translated...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4_MsrsKzMM

Don't you know I got a leg
I gotta gotta La-Z-Boy I'm afraid
Probiotics changed the way I feel now
Oh, I'll take this almond love

It's like he's speaking in tongues.

Joe Cocker exposed as a tool of Satan...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rRbNtx1eHM

Joe Cocker, like many other rock artists, has admitted that, when he performs, something "seizes" control of his body.

Jimi exposed likewise...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HogXK9TWwg

Jimi Hendrix, as we shall see later, admitted that he was being possessed and his music just came through him. Hendrix used his music to help indoctrinate a generation into New Age occultism in preparation for the [???] of Anti-Christ. The evil spirit that possessed Hendrix, hypnotized audiences and used his music as a subversive tool for youth brainwashing. Jimi Hendrix admitted to Life magazine: "I can explain everything better through music. You hypnotize people and when you get people at their weakest point, you can preach into their subconscious what we want to say."

Much more where that came from.

Much, much more.

I mean, these all look fun enough, but the extended cut of "They Sold Their Souls for Rock and Roll" looks downright heavenly:

This full length video series contains 10 hours of eye-popping rare and some never before seen footage that will leave you picking your jaw off the ground, as you see hundreds of artists, most of whom were not covered in the abbreviated 4-hour version, being used by Satan to destroy many lives. Come behind the scenes with us as we expose the deceptive agendas of many of yesterday and today's secular artists, such as: Elvis, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, U2, Creed, Madonna, Britney Spears, DMX, Tupac, Tori Amos and many more.

It's time to remove the blinders - guard yourself and those you love from one of Satan's most powerful tools!

Hosted and narrated by Pastor Joseph Schimmel.

Riveting, I'm sure.

This Pastor Joe sure has a knack for reading between the lines...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8KNRAp0mwc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR2tS-iwN7M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvOQaJ23uiA

[Oleg]

Joe Cocker translated...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4_MsrsKzMM

Don't you know I got a leg
I gotta gotta La-Z-Boy I'm afraid
Probiotics changed the way I feel now
Oh, I'll take this almond love

It's like he's speaking in tongues.

Joe Cocker exposed as a tool of Satan...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rRbNtx1eHM

Joe Cocker, like many other rock artists, has admitted that, when he performs, something "seizes" control of his body.

Jimi exposed likewise...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HogXK9TWwg

Jimi Hendrix, as we shall see later, admitted that he was being possessed and his music just came through him. Hendrix used his music to help indoctrinate a generation into New Age occultism in preparation for the [???] of Anti-Christ. The evil spirit that possessed Hendrix, hypnotized audiences and used his music as a subversive tool for youth brainwashing. Jimi Hendrix admitted to Life magazine: "I can explain everything better through music. You hypnotize people and when you get people at their weakest point, you can preach into their subconscious what we want to say."

Much more where that came from.

Much, much more.

I mean, these all look fun enough, but the extended cut of "They Sold Their Souls for Rock and Roll" looks downright heavenly:

This full length video series contains 10 hours of eye-popping rare and some never before seen footage that will leave you picking your jaw off the ground, as you see hundreds of artists, most of whom were not covered in the abbreviated 4-hour version, being used by Satan to destroy many lives. Come behind the scenes with us as we expose the deceptive agendas of many of yesterday and today's secular artists, such as: Elvis, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, U2, Creed, Madonna, Britney Spears, DMX, Tupac, Tori Amos and many more.

It's time to remove the blinders - guard yourself and those you love from one of Satan's most powerful tools!

Hosted and narrated by Pastor Joseph Schimmel.

Riveting, I'm sure.

This Pastor Joe sure has a knack for reading between the lines...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8KNRAp0mwc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR2tS-iwN7M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvOQaJ23uiA

Send in Jindal.

[The Paul Popovich Experience]

Classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1eAhVmKQBc

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

[powen01]

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

I thought it was a joke... but he's real:  http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

What a douche.

[Jon]

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

I thought it was a joke... but he's real:  http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

What a douche.

Wow.

Just...wow...

[Jon]

http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations

[Thrillho]

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

I thought it was a joke... but he's real:  http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

What a douche.

Wow.

Just...wow...

Dimitri offers classes for those who just can't wait for the release of his autobiographical "Mein Kock." (Classy pun, sir.)

http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-reboot.html

Slut Finder (Intense 1 day classroom program)  - $597.00 (+GST)
Learn how to identify a slut and the sure fire signs that she
is ready to fuck.

$597 Canadian seems like a steep price for learning how to identify cheap women.

http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-worship.html

Rick the Dick (3 hour evening classroom)  - $297.00(+GST)
Rick has the honour of being the "Parking lot BJ King of Canada".
Learn how he gets sluts to suck him off IMMEDIATELY!

Is there an Order of Canada medal for parking lot BJs?

Cult Builder program (Diabolical 5 day program)  - $97,500.00(+GST)
The elite of society are taught POWERFUL techniques of psychological and sexual
enslavement.  Due to its controversial nature, the cult builder program cannot be
purchased over the internet.  Please contact our admin for payment information.

Elite? As an Obama voter, I obviously like the sound of that.

Can I assume Lesson #1 from all of the above would be "Dress to impress"?

http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-genuine.html

[Wheezer]

I remain convinced that Terry Gross lives in a tank, like a member of the "Spacing Guild."  But anyway, as a matter of gratuitously insulting Noam Chomsky:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnzWpJm9bgE

[And no sooner does a flat-out assault on the nature of time arrive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FW4zEC4CE0]

[powen01]

What?

[Thrillho]

What?

Exactly.

[powen01]

What?

Exactly.

Ohmmm.