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powen01

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Wheezer

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1441 on: October 10, 2010, 10:33:00 PM »
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1442 on: October 15, 2010, 09:34:56 AM »
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1443 on: October 15, 2010, 10:16:09 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on October 15, 2010, 09:34:56 AM
This is tremendous old news, bro.

Quote from: powen01 on June 30, 2008, 11:04:43 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 28, 2008, 12:40:28 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 28, 2008, 11:45:02 AM
Quote from: powen01 on June 28, 2008, 11:17:26 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on June 28, 2008, 07:43:49 AM

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/


I thought it was a joke... but he's real:  http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

What a douche.
Wow.

Just...wow...

Dimitri offers classes for those who just can't wait for the release of his autobiographical "Mein Kock." (Classy pun, sir.)

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Elite? As an Obama voter, I obviously like the sound of that.

Can I assume Lesson #1 from all of the above would be "Dress to impress"?

http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-genuine.html



Thrill, I forwarded this Dimitri crap to a friend of mine...  She was not impressed.  In fact:

http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/22843

http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hub=CTVNewsAt11

He's like a Greek Paul, but from Toronto...
'd
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

morpheus

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1444 on: October 15, 2010, 10:41:22 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 15, 2010, 10:16:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on October 15, 2010, 09:34:56 AM
This is tremendous old news, bro.

Quote from: powen01 on June 30, 2008, 11:04:43 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 28, 2008, 12:40:28 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 28, 2008, 11:45:02 AM
Quote from: powen01 on June 28, 2008, 11:17:26 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on June 28, 2008, 07:43:49 AM

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/


I thought it was a joke... but he's real:  http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

What a douche.
Wow.

Just...wow...

Dimitri offers classes for those who just can't wait for the release of his autobiographical "Mein Kock." (Classy pun, sir.)

http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-reboot.html

QuoteSlut Finder (Intense 1 day classroom program)  - $597.00 (+GST)
Learn how to identify a slut and the sure fire signs that she
is ready to fuck.

$597 Canadian seems like a steep price for learning how to identify cheap women.

http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-worship.html

QuoteRick the Dick (3 hour evening classroom)  - $297.00(+GST)
Rick has the honour of being the "Parking lot BJ King of Canada".
Learn how he gets sluts to suck him off IMMEDIATELY!

Is there an Order of Canada medal for parking lot BJs?

QuoteCult Builder program (Diabolical 5 day program)  - $97,500.00(+GST)
The elite of society are taught POWERFUL techniques of psychological and sexual
enslavement.  Due to its controversial nature, the cult builder program cannot be
purchased over the internet.  Please contact our admin for payment information.

Elite? As an Obama voter, I obviously like the sound of that.

Can I assume Lesson #1 from all of the above would be "Dress to impress"?

http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-genuine.html



Thrill, I forwarded this Dimitri crap to a friend of mine...  She was not impressed.  In fact:

http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/22843

http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hub=CTVNewsAt11

He's like a Greek Paul, but from Toronto...
'd

One day I will learn to clear all links with the department of Internet History.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

Wheezer

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1445 on: October 15, 2010, 05:52:21 PM »
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1446 on: October 15, 2010, 08:51:28 PM »
This is Vimeo but my word it's incredible:

http://vimeo.com/15749093

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1447 on: October 15, 2010, 11:57:01 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on October 15, 2010, 08:51:28 PM
This is Vimeo but my word it's incredible:

http://vimeo.com/15749093

Quote from: Slaky on September 08, 2010, 09:23:31 PM
Quote from: PenPho on September 08, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
In light of the recent claim that no one ever watches these videos (a claim which I believe to be mostly true)...

It's definitely true. Mostly because people just post a youtube link which gives no description of what the clicker is about to see...

But, seriously: watch this one.

It's pretty sweet.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Slaky

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1448 on: October 15, 2010, 11:59:19 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 15, 2010, 11:57:01 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 15, 2010, 08:51:28 PM
This is Vimeo but my word it's incredible:

http://vimeo.com/15749093

Quote from: Slaky on September 08, 2010, 09:23:31 PM
Quote from: PenPho on September 08, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
In light of the recent claim that no one ever watches these videos (a claim which I believe to be mostly true)...

It's definitely true. Mostly because people just post a youtube link which gives no description of what the clicker is about to see...

But, seriously: watch this one.

It's pretty sweet.

Just trying to fit in, man.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1449 on: October 18, 2010, 08:16:03 AM »

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1450 on: October 19, 2010, 11:29:52 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on October 15, 2010, 08:51:28 PM
This is Vimeo but my word it's incredible:

http://vimeo.com/15749093

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1451 on: October 20, 2010, 11:47:48 PM »
Validated by Thrillho - Vicinity WG543441 on or about 102345AUG08

I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.


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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1453 on: October 21, 2010, 10:06:49 AM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on October 20, 2010, 11:47:48 PM
So you want to go to law school.

Good stuff:

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A: "I want to help people."
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A: "A D-plus, actually..."

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