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Quote from: Huey on February 02, 2007, 09:11:58 AM
And can I complain that none of your jerkoffs were able to help me find a fantasy football stats compiler that counted individual defensive players' tackles-for-losses?

Only site we'll need my ass.

Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Quote from: TJ on January 30, 2007, 10:22:34 AM

Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on January 30, 2007, 10:07:01 AM

Quote4. Chicago (15-3). Bring it on, e-mailers. I can't wait. Get it all out of your system now, because I do not think on a neutral field the Bears are better than the Patriots or Chargers.

I could maybe see the Chargers because our run defense has been suspect at times, but I see the Patriots as receiving accolades based on reputation similar to how Notre Dame has been accused.  They've been traditionally great in the last several years, and Tom Brady has carried the team this year, but I see them as having more flaws than the Bears.

That said, what's with his self-applause for being courteous on the airplane?  Way to inject yourself into the story, dipshit.

The woe-is-me-because-I-travel-the-country-to-watch-the-NFL-games-of-my-choice theme is evident throughout the season.

We get it. Security people at the airports are sometimes dolts, sometimes reasonable. TSA rules often make no sense. It's a pain in the ass to travel. Only you, Peter King, NFL expert (only surpassed by Dr. Z in NFL expertise), can tell me this (none of us have ever flown before here in the Midwest).

Do we even HAVE an airport around here?

Quote from: forkserker on January 28, 2007, 06:27:51 PM

Quote from: CPT on January 28, 2007, 03:36:29 PM

Quote from: Taylor on January 28, 2007, 03:32:46 PM
Is it too late to start a write in campaign to have Donnie Davies sing during half time at this year's Super Bowl?

'Ladies and Gentlemen, especially you fags, please direct your attention to our center stage as singer, songwriter and reformed homosexual Donnie Davies sings, "God Hates Fags".'

Actually, it's too soon.  The NFL won't be going with any act that isn't 20-30 years past its prime.

Rich Little's playing there, too?

I'd say Rich Little was on the way out 20 years ago.  Now?  I think most of the people he does impressions of are dead.  That can't be good for a career.

Quote from: Taylor on January 28, 2007, 03:32:46 PM
Is it too late to start a write in campaign to have Donnie Davies sing during half time at this year's Super Bowl?

'Ladies and Gentlemen, especially you fags, please direct your attention to our center stage as singer, songwriter and reformed homosexual Donnie Davies sings, "God Hates Fags".'

Actually, it's too soon.  The NFL won't be going with any act that isn't 20-30 years past its prime.

Quote from: AC on January 27, 2007, 06:54:56 PM

Quote from: forkserker on January 27, 2007, 03:54:49 PM
Donny Davies throws down. Isiah Thomas is on line 2.

http://www.lovegodsway.org/Blog/DisturbedElated

OK, under safe music he has listed Cyndi Lauper WHO SANG AT THE GAY GAMES CLOSING CEREMONY (I only know because I could hear it from my house...ok fine, JD got me tickets and we wentand I medaled in the 2-man luge).

So is this guy for real or what?  The more I see of it, the more it seems like a brilliant piece of comedy.

Quote from: forkserker on January 26, 2007, 11:30:50 AM

Quote from: Indolent Reader on January 26, 2007, 11:25:23 AM
I'll never forget the time I informed a blatant gay-bashing friend of mind that his favorite artist of all-time, one Dave Matthews, was reportedly bi-sexual.  Hysterical.

No such thing as bisexual. You either kiss the pickle or you don't.

So you're saying that a person's tastes can't include both oysters and snails?

Quote from: Tonker on January 24, 2007, 02:12:53 PM

Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on January 24, 2007, 12:43:04 PM
Oh. Holy. Shit.

http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

Verified. Not a parody. Resist the urge to give up before at least one chorus.

Christ on a bike.  I'm flabbergasted.  I was convinced this was a wind-up, but this is from the bloke's website :

QuoteI am in fact a Reformed Homosexual and I'm trying to let people know that there is an escape from being Gay. By letting people know that "God hates a Fag" I am doing Gods work, I'm preaching.

When I was in highschool I kept having feelings for the boys I was in school with. Often I would let these feelings take over. I got into lots of trouble when I was Gay.

Oh, boy.  That sounds healthy.  I'm sure he's not repressing anything, and certainly won't snap one of these days and slaughter a number of innocent bystanders before blowing the top of his own head off.

By the way, this guy says his hero is Oscar Wilde, "a reformed homosexual".  Um, who wants to break the news to him?

Wait, Queen, a gay band?  But, but, they loved fat bottomed GIRLS!

Quote from: Tonker on January 24, 2007, 02:12:53 PM

Quote from: 27B Stroke 6 on January 24, 2007, 12:43:04 PM
Oh. Holy. Shit.

http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

Verified. Not a parody. Resist the urge to give up before at least one chorus.

Christ on a bike.  I'm flabbergasted.  I was convinced this was a wind-up, but this is from the bloke's website :

QuoteI am in fact a Reformed Homosexual and I'm trying to let people know that there is an escape from being Gay. By letting people know that "God hates a Fag" I am doing Gods work, I'm preaching.

When I was in highschool I kept having feelings for the boys I was in school with. Often I would let these feelings take over. I got into lots of trouble when I was Gay.

Oh, boy.  That sounds healthy.  I'm sure he's not repressing anything, and certainly won't snap one of these days and slaughter a number of innocent bystanders before blowing the top of his own head off.

I think I can actually hear him ticking.

Quote from: JD, Too on January 18, 2007, 07:49:18 PM
I don't like Ryan. 

At all. 

Nope, he's a jerk.  But I laughed out loud when he drew the tilde over the N for the Mexican Lemonade.


"I don't trust you Phyllis."

Quote from: forkserker on January 16, 2007, 02:23:33 PM

Quote from: CPT on January 16, 2007, 01:01:32 PM

Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 16, 2007, 12:56:38 PM

Quote from: CPT on January 16, 2007, 12:38:34 PM

Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 16, 2007, 12:17:44 PM
The problems with our nation's youth would be nonexistent, had sweet ass clips like this not gone off the air:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5qqhOIfAKs


went to whatsamatteryou lived in frostbite falls.

Just thought I'd let you know, this clip is still on the air.

So there's hope. Good.

Show's how hip I am with today's kids, too.

I've got a 2 1/2 year old, so I'm down, I'm with it, I've got the 411.

May God smite the person who created Teletubbies though.

Thanks for stopping by, Rev. Falwell.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 16, 2007, 12:56:38 PM

Quote from: CPT on January 16, 2007, 12:38:34 PM

Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 16, 2007, 12:17:44 PM
The problems with our nation's youth would be nonexistent, had sweet ass clips like this not gone off the air:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5qqhOIfAKs


went to whatsamatteryou lived in frostbite falls.

Just thought I'd let you know, this clip is still on the air.

So there's hope. Good.

Show's how hip I am with today's kids, too.

I've got a 2 1/2 year old, so I'm down, I'm with it, I've got the 411.

May God smite the person who created Teletubbies though.

Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 16, 2007, 12:17:44 PM
The problems with our nation's youth would be nonexistent, had sweet ass clips like this not gone off the air:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5qqhOIfAKs


went to whatsamatteryou lived in frostbite falls.

Just thought I'd let you know, this clip is still on the air.

Quote from: thehawk on January 12, 2007, 07:59:27 AM
Also loved Jim driving Dwight in the back seat, and then slamming the brakes when going backward and then Jim's  look when he does it (Jim's funniest bits are becoming the parts where he says nothing at all).  Also was great to see how well Michael could sell (which we have seen bits of), and how well Jim and Dwight can work together.  Really looking forward to what Angela does to Andy in the next couple of weeks. 

Also, Jim quickly hanging up on Kelly in mid-babble was a nice touch.