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Polyellon's piss breaks = the true power behind the Chicago Cubs:

And not that I'm superstitious or anything, but in each of the three night games this week, the Cubs have been trailing going into the bottom of the 7th, and I have taken that opportunity to visit the men's room. And each night, the Cubs have mounted a comeback after that. Just sayin'.

And all of you should pitch in so I can take my son more often. His personal record is now 6-0. (And he got two baseballs during BP last night.) I'll have a game thread up in a few hours.

No, because it pisses me off that he and Ronnie WooWoo are the faces of national Cubs fandom.

Particularly crazed behavior since Al sits IN THE BLEACHERS.

Perhaps he can get his season tix reassigned to the family section.

He didn't just ban you, he erased your posting history.  Your posts must have been inciting the lemmings to run for the cliffs.

worst news I've heard all day.

hopefully another non-Cubs nl central team will see his potential

Len and Bob ripping on Turd Throw.

"Turnbow just falling completely apart.  Ned Yost doesn't have much of a choice here."

"one of the ugliest pitching performances I've ever seen."

I'm cackling with glee.

courtesy of the jockey:

Zambrano's sinker was working effectively, and he was locating his pitches all night instead of trying to overpower hitters in every at-bat.

"I played with one of the best pitchers in history, Greg Maddux," Zambrano said. "He told me one time he preferred to throw more sinkers, more movement than velocity.

"Anytime I want to throw 95 or 96 (m.p.h.), I can throw it. But it's not how hard you throw in the big leagues. It's how you locate your pitches and learn to pitch the game."

It was definitely Red Sox font, Red Sox colors, the schmo prob got a good deal on a bunch of left-over placards from '04.

He wore the matching "It's Gonna Happen" hat and tshirt and managed to get the hat on Woo-Woo, presumably gratis. 

The E is for EXCELLENCE!!!!!!

Still speechless.

Why not?   Old people all have the scooters now.  Hendry can popularize the motorized rolling bed with an iv setup.  It's not like the guy was taking the stairs all that often to begin with.

DAMN best show ever