I'll start it off: Slaky is a post whore.
I don't know what compelled me to mosey over to this time-waster, but I guess I craved fisticuffs. I'd skin my smoke-wagon and let hot lead fly, but some good knuckles bruising is a tonic. It just seems that no Bears playoff football and the emergence of Clark the Punchable Cub (with 43% more douche-y edginess, as embodied by his backwards Cubs hat) has got my dander up.
This should stir the shit-storm:
1) Broncos / 49ers in the Super Bowl. 49ers win by 3.
2) Jeff Samargzass678ga will whine a bunch, finally demanding a trade midseason.
3) Blackhawks will not repeat as Cup Champs, but they'll make the Finals.
4) Rose will come back in late-April to play for a going-nowhere 7th seed team.
5) Slaky will start an Anchorman 2 thread even though he hasn't seen it.
I don't know what compelled me to mosey over to this time-waster, but I guess I craved fisticuffs. I'd skin my smoke-wagon and let hot lead fly, but some good knuckles bruising is a tonic. It just seems that no Bears playoff football and the emergence of Clark the Punchable Cub (with 43% more douche-y edginess, as embodied by his backwards Cubs hat) has got my dander up.
This should stir the shit-storm:
1) Broncos / 49ers in the Super Bowl. 49ers win by 3.
2) Jeff Samargzass678ga will whine a bunch, finally demanding a trade midseason.
3) Blackhawks will not repeat as Cup Champs, but they'll make the Finals.
4) Rose will come back in late-April to play for a going-nowhere 7th seed team.
5) Slaky will start an Anchorman 2 thread even though he hasn't seen it.