The 2015 Blackhawks playoffs thread

[Quality Start Machine]

Back on topic...the Lightning's bottom 6 forwards have a combined 8 points in the playoffs. So all the Hawks have to do is play top sixes even, not take a million penalties, and this might even take 6 games.

[Slaky]

Back on topic...the Lightning's bottom 6 forwards have a combined 8 points in the playoffs. So all the Hawks have to do is play top sixes even, not take a million penalties, and this might even take 6 games.

Not to mention other than their 1st pairing their defense is pretty fucking average - the difference being Cooper plays them all an even amount. I'd make Hedman play 30 minutes a night if I were him.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Back on topic...the Lightning's bottom 6 forwards have a combined 8 points in the playoffs. So all the Hawks have to do is play top sixes even, not take a million penalties, and this might even take 6 games.

I really want it to take 6 games. Hawks fans deserve an At Home Cup Skate Around.

[InternetApex]

Back on topic...the Lightning's bottom 6 forwards have a combined 8 points in the playoffs. So all the Hawks have to do is play top sixes even, not take a million penalties, and this might even take 6 games.

I really want it to take 6 games. Hawks fans deserve an At Home Cup Skate Around.

I know. We really do. We've battled so hard for so long and it's not fair that we have to keep watching these Cup ceremonies on the road.

How many more tears?

[Bort]

Back on topic...the Lightning's bottom 6 forwards have a combined 8 points in the playoffs. So all the Hawks have to do is play top sixes even, not take a million penalties, and this might even take 6 games.

I really want it to take 6 games. Hawks fans deserve an At Home Cup Skate Around.

I know. We really do. We've battled so hard for so long and it's not fair that we have to keep watching these Cup ceremonies on the road.

How many more tears?

On the bright side, a road win would mean getting a great picture of sad Hulk Hogan.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Back on topic...the Lightning's bottom 6 forwards have a combined 8 points in the playoffs. So all the Hawks have to do is play top sixes even, not take a million penalties, and this might even take 6 games.

I really want it to take 6 games. Hawks fans deserve an At Home Cup Skate Around.

I remember feeling resigned to a Game 7 in 2013, with 2 minutes left in Game 6, and built myself up by virtue of the fact that I had a  ticket--but I was still disappointed initially.  Then 17 seconds later I was 100% happy as shit.

I get the sentiment but just fucking win it.  Being picky about how or where is poor form.  

Besides, Grant Park.  Be happy that there's waiting for you at least.

[InternetApex]

Back on topic...the Lightning's bottom 6 forwards have a combined 8 points in the playoffs. So all the Hawks have to do is play top sixes even, not take a million penalties, and this might even take 6 games.

I really want it to take 6 games. Hawks fans deserve an At Home Cup Skate Around.

I remember feeling resigned to a Game 7 in 2013, with 2 minutes left in Game 6, and built myself up by virtue of the fact that I had a  ticket--but I was still disappointed initially.  Then 17 seconds later I was 100% happy as shit.

I get the sentiment but just fucking win it.  Being picky about how or where is poor form.  

Besides, Grant Park.  Be happy that there's waiting for you at least.

That's some bullshit toleration there. The Hawks are so much better than Tampa Bay (Hockey in Florida? Really?) they should be able to win the series in whichever game they choose.

[Oleg]

Back on topic...the Lightning's bottom 6 forwards have a combined 8 points in the playoffs. So all the Hawks have to do is play top sixes even, not take a million penalties, and this might even take 6 games.

I really want it to take 6 games. Hawks fans deserve an At Home Cup Skate Around.

I remember feeling resigned to a Game 7 in 2013, with 2 minutes left in Game 6, and built myself up by virtue of the fact that I had a  ticket--but I was still disappointed initially.  Then 17 seconds later I was 100% happy as shit.

I get the sentiment but just fucking win it.  Being picky about how or where is poor form.  

Besides, Grant Park.  Be happy that there's waiting for you at least.

That's some bullshit toleration there. The Hawks are so much better than Tampa Bay (Hockey in Florida? Really?) they should be able to win the series in whichever game they choose.

It would be awesome if they chose game 2.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Back on topic...the Lightning's bottom 6 forwards have a combined 8 points in the playoffs. So all the Hawks have to do is play top sixes even, not take a million penalties, and this might even take 6 games.

I really want it to take 6 games. Hawks fans deserve an At Home Cup Skate Around.

I remember feeling resigned to a Game 7 in 2013, with 2 minutes left in Game 6, and built myself up by virtue of the fact that I had a  ticket--but I was still disappointed initially.  Then 17 seconds later I was 100% happy as shit.

I get the sentiment but just fucking win it.  Being picky about how or where is poor form.  

Besides, Grant Park.  Be happy that there's waiting for you at least.

That's some bullshit toleration there. The Hawks are so much better than Tampa Bay (Hockey in Florida? Really?) they should be able to win the series in whichever game they choose.

It would be awesome if they chose game 2.

Seriously, blow them the fuck out so hard in game 1 that the series ends right there, no need to go on, the Booing of the Commissioner commences immediately and then they party in Tampa for a couple days then roadtrip/parade all the way from Florida to the Chicago lakefront, picking up all kinds of social diseases along the way.  Also I want to see how much Kane can still drink.

[Quality Start Machine]

Back on topic...the Lightning's bottom 6 forwards have a combined 8 points in the playoffs. So all the Hawks have to do is play top sixes even, not take a million penalties, and this might even take 6 games.

I really want it to take 6 games. Hawks fans deserve an At Home Cup Skate Around.

I remember feeling resigned to a Game 7 in 2013, with 2 minutes left in Game 6, and built myself up by virtue of the fact that I had a  ticket--but I was still disappointed initially.  Then 17 seconds later I was 100% happy as shit.

I get the sentiment but just fucking win it.  Being picky about how or where is poor form.  

Besides, Grant Park.  Be happy that there's waiting for you at least.

I had tickets for Game 7, and I'm very happy that they still sit unused in a drawer.

Now I have tickets for game 6, so if the Hawks seal the deal in 5 I'm cool with that too.

[CT III]

Back on topic...the Lightning's bottom 6 forwards have a combined 8 points in the playoffs. So all the Hawks have to do is play top sixes even, not take a million penalties, and this might even take 6 games.

I really want it to take 6 games. Hawks fans deserve an At Home Cup Skate Around.

I remember feeling resigned to a Game 7 in 2013, with 2 minutes left in Game 6, and built myself up by virtue of the fact that I had a  ticket--but I was still disappointed initially.  Then 17 seconds later I was 100% happy as shit.

I get the sentiment but just fucking win it.  Being picky about how or where is poor form.  

Besides, Grant Park.  Be happy that there's waiting for you at least.

I had tickets for Game 7, and I'm very happy that they still sit unused in a drawer.

Now I have tickets for game 6, so if the Hawks seal the deal in 5 I'm cool with that too.

Good news everyone, a check of the schedule reveals to me that Game 4 is indeed at home.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Back on topic...the Lightning's bottom 6 forwards have a combined 8 points in the playoffs. So all the Hawks have to do is play top sixes even, not take a million penalties, and this might even take 6 games.

I really want it to take 6 games. Hawks fans deserve an At Home Cup Skate Around.

I remember feeling resigned to a Game 7 in 2013, with 2 minutes left in Game 6, and built myself up by virtue of the fact that I had a  ticket--but I was still disappointed initially.  Then 17 seconds later I was 100% happy as shit.

I get the sentiment but just fucking win it.  Being picky about how or where is poor form.  

Besides, Grant Park.  Be happy that there's waiting for you at least.

I'm good with 4 as well. Or even three. DA HOCKS WILL SMAK DA LIGHTING AROUND SO HARD DAT DEY WILL JUS GIVVUM STANLEYS CUP AND CALL DA SERIES SHORT!!!

[SKO]

Oh dear. http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/6/3/8720833/blackhawks-cubs

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Oh dear. http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/6/3/8720833/blackhawks-cubs

Wrong thread.  How dare you defile the Hawks thread with that!

[Quality Start Machine]

Oh dear. http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/6/3/8720833/blackhawks-cubs

That shit was worse than the unfunny type of cancer.