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SKO

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #690 on: February 26, 2018, 08:02:24 AM »
Kyle Schwarber, base-stealing threat.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #691 on: March 05, 2018, 11:43:50 AM »
The Cubs' record for HR by a lefthanded hitter is 42 by Billy Williams.

Our large adult son will take a serious run at that.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #692 on: March 29, 2018, 01:46:55 PM »
Oy...
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #693 on: March 29, 2018, 02:08:26 PM »
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You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #694 on: March 29, 2018, 03:04:16 PM »
That's it, Schwarbombs are officially "FYCs" now. Fuck you, Chuck. Tired of you shitting on Schwarber.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #695 on: March 29, 2018, 04:17:27 PM »
Quote from: SKO on March 29, 2018, 03:04:16 PM
That's it, Schwarbombs are officially "FYCs" now. Fuck you, Chuck. Tired of you shitting on Schwarber.

Chuck just can't look past that #12 on his back.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #696 on: March 29, 2018, 09:13:16 PM »
Quote from: SKO on March 29, 2018, 03:04:16 PM
That's it, Schwarbombs are officially "FYCs" now. Fuck you, Chuck. Tired of you shitting on Schwarber.

they've been FYOs for a year due to Oleg's deep-seated loathing of Schwarber not becoming Chris Archer.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #697 on: March 30, 2018, 07:06:51 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on March 29, 2018, 09:13:16 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 29, 2018, 03:04:16 PM
That's it, Schwarbombs are officially "FYCs" now. Fuck you, Chuck. Tired of you shitting on Schwarber.

they've been FYOs for a year due to Oleg's deep-seated loathing of Schwarber not becoming Chris Archer.

Yeah trying to meme an Oleg comment about Schwarber's trade value into a thing is less important to me than telling Chuck to go fuck himself for his perpetual dogging of a franchise hero who dared to slump for a month and a half in his first full season after winning the Cubs a goddamn world series.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #698 on: March 30, 2018, 08:52:05 AM »
Quote from: SKO on March 30, 2018, 07:06:51 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on March 29, 2018, 09:13:16 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 29, 2018, 03:04:16 PM
That's it, Schwarbombs are officially "FYCs" now. Fuck you, Chuck. Tired of you shitting on Schwarber.

they've been FYOs for a year due to Oleg's deep-seated loathing of Schwarber not becoming Chris Archer.

Yeah trying to meme an Oleg comment about Schwarber's trade value into a thing is less important to me than telling Chuck to go fuck himself for his perpetual dogging of a franchise hero who dared to slump for a month and a half in his first full season after winning the Cubs a goddamn world series.

That's Chuck being Chuck. I've got a season's worth of FYO texts to our Magic Dwarf on my side - I hold the patent.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #699 on: March 30, 2018, 12:13:27 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on March 30, 2018, 08:52:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 30, 2018, 07:06:51 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on March 29, 2018, 09:13:16 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 29, 2018, 03:04:16 PM
That's it, Schwarbombs are officially "FYCs" now. Fuck you, Chuck. Tired of you shitting on Schwarber.

they've been FYOs for a year due to Oleg's deep-seated loathing of Schwarber not becoming Chris Archer.

Yeah trying to meme an Oleg comment about Schwarber's trade value into a thing is less important to me than telling Chuck to go fuck himself for his perpetual dogging of a franchise hero who dared to slump for a month and a half in his first full season after winning the Cubs a goddamn world series.

That's Chuck being Chuck. I've got a season's worth of FYO texts to our Magic Dwarf on my side - I hold the patent.

That's not how patents work. That's not how any of this works.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #700 on: March 30, 2018, 12:41:51 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on March 30, 2018, 12:13:27 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on March 30, 2018, 08:52:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 30, 2018, 07:06:51 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on March 29, 2018, 09:13:16 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 29, 2018, 03:04:16 PM
That's it, Schwarbombs are officially "FYCs" now. Fuck you, Chuck. Tired of you shitting on Schwarber.

they've been FYOs for a year due to Oleg's deep-seated loathing of Schwarber not becoming Chris Archer.

Yeah trying to meme an Oleg comment about Schwarber's trade value into a thing is less important to me than telling Chuck to go fuck himself for his perpetual dogging of a franchise hero who dared to slump for a month and a half in his first full season after winning the Cubs a goddamn world series.

That's Chuck being Chuck. I've got a season's worth of FYO texts to our Magic Dwarf on my side - I hold the patent.

That's not how patents work. That's not how any of this works.

Meme Patents have a whole nother process.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #701 on: March 30, 2018, 03:26:12 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on March 30, 2018, 12:13:27 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on March 30, 2018, 08:52:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 30, 2018, 07:06:51 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on March 29, 2018, 09:13:16 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 29, 2018, 03:04:16 PM
That's it, Schwarbombs are officially "FYCs" now. Fuck you, Chuck. Tired of you shitting on Schwarber.

they've been FYOs for a year due to Oleg's deep-seated loathing of Schwarber not becoming Chris Archer.

Yeah trying to meme an Oleg comment about Schwarber's trade value into a thing is less important to me than telling Chuck to go fuck himself for his perpetual dogging of a franchise hero who dared to slump for a month and a half in his first full season after winning the Cubs a goddamn world series.

That's Chuck being Chuck. I've got a season's worth of FYO texts to our Magic Dwarf on my side - I hold the patent.

That's not how patents work. That's not how any of this works.
Patent, shmapent.  There is a fine line between a patent and a copyright.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #702 on: March 31, 2018, 07:58:41 PM »
Don't want to neglect tonight's FYC
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #703 on: April 02, 2018, 08:33:02 AM »
Quote from: Shooter on March 31, 2018, 07:58:41 PM
Don't want to neglect tonight's FYC

Stop trying to make this a thing. Chuck is wrong about so many things, and this is one to hang on Oleg, because the opportunity presents itself far less frequently.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #704 on: April 02, 2018, 08:38:29 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 02, 2018, 08:33:02 AM
Quote from: Shooter on March 31, 2018, 07:58:41 PM
Don't want to neglect tonight's FYC

Stop trying to make this a thing. Chuck is wrong about so many things, and this is one to hang on Oleg, because the opportunity presents itself far less frequently.

This is, literally, the nicest thing Fork has ever said about me.
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