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Andy

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #240 on: February 22, 2010, 04:17:07 PM »
Quote from: MAD on February 22, 2010, 04:07:11 PM
Jim Hendry can eat shit.

Can, or jar?

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #241 on: February 22, 2010, 04:22:23 PM »

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #242 on: February 22, 2010, 04:23:08 PM »
Quote from: MAD on February 22, 2010, 04:07:11 PM
Jim Hendry can eat shit.

Keep your hands away from his mouth.

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #243 on: February 22, 2010, 04:51:00 PM »
Quote from: MAD on February 22, 2010, 03:36:00 PM
This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

Really, Huey?
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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #244 on: February 22, 2010, 04:54:03 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 22, 2010, 04:51:00 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 22, 2010, 03:36:00 PM
This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

Really, Huey?

Garbanzo beans a nicknmae for Gorzelanny?

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #245 on: February 22, 2010, 04:55:50 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on February 22, 2010, 04:54:03 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 22, 2010, 04:51:00 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 22, 2010, 03:36:00 PM
This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

Really, Huey?

Garbanzo beans a nicknmae for Gorzelanny?

Is that a Huey Original Production Nickname? Or is that from Al?

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #246 on: February 22, 2010, 05:00:48 PM »
Quote from: Andy on February 22, 2010, 04:17:07 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 22, 2010, 04:07:11 PM
Jim Hendry can eat shit.

Can, or jar?

Either way, as long as it's covered in gravy.

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #247 on: February 22, 2010, 05:03:56 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 22, 2010, 04:51:00 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 22, 2010, 03:36:00 PM
This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

Really, Huey?

Gorgonzola?  Sloth from "Goonies"?  

What?  Or feel free to choose to ignore it; I'm really not putting much thought into nicknames.  It's just that if George Carlin had taught me anything, words like "head cheese" and "garbanzo beans" are inherently funny sounding.  I'm sorry I didn't use something from Lisa Lampenelli, Thrillcop.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #248 on: February 22, 2010, 05:07:47 PM »
Quote from: MAD on February 22, 2010, 05:03:56 PM
Gorgonzola?  Sloth from "Goonies"?  

Matuzak is dead.

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #249 on: February 22, 2010, 05:20:45 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 22, 2010, 05:07:47 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 22, 2010, 05:03:56 PM
Gorgonzola?  Sloth from "Goonies"?  

Matuzak is dead.

So is Bela Lugosi, but you don't hear me asking Peter Murphy to chime in.
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #250 on: February 22, 2010, 05:36:37 PM »
Quote from: MAD on February 22, 2010, 05:03:56 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 22, 2010, 04:51:00 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 22, 2010, 03:36:00 PM
This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

Really, Huey?

Gorgonzola?  Sloth from "Goonies"?  

What?  Or feel free to choose to ignore it; I'm really not putting much thought into nicknames.

We all know the kind of magic that happens when you do put the nickname lobe of your pank brain to work...

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #251 on: February 22, 2010, 05:46:49 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 22, 2010, 05:36:37 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 22, 2010, 05:03:56 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 22, 2010, 04:51:00 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 22, 2010, 03:36:00 PM
This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

Really, Huey?

Gorgonzola?  Sloth from "Goonies"?  

What?  Or feel free to choose to ignore it; I'm really not putting much thought into nicknames.

We all know the kind of magic that happens when you do put the nickname lobe of your pank brain to work...

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #252 on: February 22, 2010, 06:17:22 PM »
This chick curler from Canada is a bit of a cougar.
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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #253 on: February 22, 2010, 06:33:05 PM »
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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #254 on: February 23, 2010, 07:27:31 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 22, 2010, 04:51:00 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 22, 2010, 03:36:00 PM
This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

Really, Huey?

Every time I hear Carlos Silva's name in regard to the Cubs' rotation, it's like being dick-slapped back in to consciousness/reality. And then I come to and there's a huge dick in my face so I regress back to my Silva-less delusions. But then one of you assholes says "Carlos Silva."

Plap! Dick-in-the-face all over again.