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Gilgamesh

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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2926 on: November 03, 2010, 05:39:00 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on November 03, 2010, 05:31:33 PM
1980- Reagan wins presidency. Yay Conservatism!
1982- Dems score big at Midterms. Yay Left-wingism!
1984- Reagan wins every state, unless someone convinced you Minnesota really wasn't just a province south of Manitoba. Yay Reaganomics!
1986 - Dems take control of Senate again. Yay liberalism! Reagan, with Iran Contra, is on the ropes!
1988 - Bush beats Dukakis! Yay GOP!
1990 - Dems score in Midterms! Yay Dems
1992 - Dems score big with Clinton! Yay Dems! Conservatism is dead!
1994 - GOP takes House and Senate! Contract with America! Yay right-wingers!
1996 - Clinton beats Bob Dole! Yay center-left coalition!
1998 - GOP makes more gains in House and Senate; Clinton on ropes with Lewinsky scandal. Yay GOP!
2000 - Bush ekes out win and GOP maintains control of Congress! It's morning again!
2002 - GOP regains Senate, builds up House majority! It's Good to Be Red!
2004 - Bush wins re-election! Yay GOP!
2006 - Dems regain control of House and Senate! Beginning of the end of Compassionate Conservatism!
2008 - Obama sweeps in a huge Congressional majority. Conservatism is dead.  Republicans to look forward to future as a third or fourth party.
2010 - GOP dominates again.

That's 16 elections, 9 "won" by the GOP, 7 by the Dems.

Gloating/depression won't do anyone any good.

Your sane rationality sickens me.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2927 on: November 03, 2010, 07:30:05 PM »
In other election news from yesterday, Tanzania has elected its first albino.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2928 on: November 03, 2010, 08:00:26 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 03, 2010, 11:16:56 AM
Bottom line: There are lots of young players on the roster who could improve enough to make the Cubs competitive in their shortbus division. So let's just wait and see how it all plays out. 

Damn it Pex, how did you steal my password?!?!?
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2929 on: November 03, 2010, 08:05:37 PM »
Quote from: BC on November 03, 2010, 08:00:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 03, 2010, 11:16:56 AM
Bottom line: There are lots of young players on the roster who could improve enough to make the Cubs competitive in their shortbus division. So let's just wait and see how it all plays out. 

Damn it Pex, how did you steal my password?!?!?

I snuck in your room while you were sleeping. You were still logged-in. Those were some pretty lame porn sites too. You know they are allowed to show actual penetration nowadays right?
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2930 on: November 03, 2010, 08:21:55 PM »
Who needs porn when there's Fox News? Megyn Kelly, Martha MacCullum, Juliet Huddy, Ainsley Earhardt, Jenna Lee... Unfortunately Jane Skinner left a few months ago... But, still... Good looking women AND the news, of course fair and balanced!
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2931 on: November 03, 2010, 08:43:09 PM »
Quote from: BC on November 03, 2010, 08:21:55 PM
Who needs porn when there's Fox News? Megyn Kelly, Martha MacCullum, Juliet Huddy, Ainsley Earhardt, Jenna Lee... Unfortunately Jane Skinner left a few months ago... But, still... Good looking women AND the news, of course fair and balanced!

<shakes head>
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2932 on: November 03, 2010, 09:11:22 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on November 03, 2010, 08:43:09 PM
Quote from: BC on November 03, 2010, 08:21:55 PM
Who needs porn when there's Fox News? Megyn Kelly, Martha MacCullum, Juliet Huddy, Ainsley Earhardt, Jenna Lee... Unfortunately Jane Skinner left a few months ago... But, still... Good looking women AND the news, of course fair and balanced!

<shakes head>

You know, I hear they get Fox News out in Wyoming.

Internet porn, too!
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Chuck to Chuck

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2933 on: November 03, 2010, 09:28:07 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 03, 2010, 04:56:02 PM
There are some big tests with spending coming up.  Will the GOP House attempt to cut it?  Medicare?  Social Security?  Defense?  Fuck, I'd settle for an end to farm subsidies as a beginning of fiscal moderation, or a repudiation of Medicare Part D.  But it won't happen.

If the GOP tries to repeal the recent health care law, which actually cut Medicare spending, but doesn't repeal Medicare D, which was added without any revenue increases or spending offsets, then they are not just fiscal frauds, they are fiscal frauds who have only their self-interest guiding them.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2934 on: November 03, 2010, 09:35:11 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 03, 2010, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 03, 2010, 04:56:02 PM
There are some big tests with spending coming up.  Will the GOP House attempt to cut it?  Medicare?  Social Security?  Defense?  Fuck, I'd settle for an end to farm subsidies as a beginning of fiscal moderation, or a repudiation of Medicare Part D.  But it won't happen.

If the GOP tries to repeal the recent health care law, which actually cut Medicare spending, but doesn't repeal Medicare D, which was added without any revenue increases or spending offsets, then they are not just fiscal frauds, they are fiscal frauds who have only their self-interest guiding them.

Chuck, you didn't already know this?
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2935 on: November 03, 2010, 09:43:19 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 03, 2010, 09:11:22 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 03, 2010, 08:43:09 PM
Quote from: BC on November 03, 2010, 08:21:55 PM
Who needs porn when there's Fox News? Megyn Kelly, Martha MacCullum, Juliet Huddy, Ainsley Earhardt, Jenna Lee... Unfortunately Jane Skinner left a few months ago... But, still... Good looking women AND the news, of course fair and balanced!

<shakes head>

You know, I hear they get Fox News out in Wyoming.

And WWVB just might be able to electrify your fence.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2936 on: November 04, 2010, 09:12:23 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 03, 2010, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 03, 2010, 04:56:02 PM
There are some big tests with spending coming up.  Will the GOP House attempt to cut it?  Medicare?  Social Security?  Defense?  Fuck, I'd settle for an end to farm subsidies as a beginning of fiscal moderation, or a repudiation of Medicare Part D.  But it won't happen.

If the GOP tries to repeal the recent health care law, which actually cut Medicare spending, but doesn't repeal Medicare D, which was added without any revenue increases or spending offsets, then they are not just fiscal frauds, they are fiscal frauds who have only their self-interest guiding them.

You say this with a straight face.  I am impressed.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2937 on: November 04, 2010, 09:21:37 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on November 04, 2010, 09:12:23 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 03, 2010, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 03, 2010, 04:56:02 PM
There are some big tests with spending coming up.  Will the GOP House attempt to cut it?  Medicare?  Social Security?  Defense?  Fuck, I'd settle for an end to farm subsidies as a beginning of fiscal moderation, or a repudiation of Medicare Part D.  But it won't happen.

If the GOP tries to repeal the recent health care law, which actually cut Medicare spending, but doesn't repeal Medicare D, which was added without any revenue increases or spending offsets, then they are not just fiscal frauds, they are fiscal frauds who have only their self-interest guiding them.

You say this with a straight face.  I am impressed.

I think Morph thinks I mean "cuts the deficit."  I didn't say that.

Then again, the guy we both voted for for governor said he could cut spending and lower taxes.  He also offered calorie free chocolate cake.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2938 on: November 04, 2010, 09:31:41 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on November 04, 2010, 09:12:23 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 03, 2010, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 03, 2010, 04:56:02 PM
There are some big tests with spending coming up.  Will the GOP House attempt to cut it?  Medicare?  Social Security?  Defense?  Fuck, I'd settle for an end to farm subsidies as a beginning of fiscal moderation, or a repudiation of Medicare Part D.  But it won't happen.

If the GOP tries to repeal the recent health care law, which actually cut Medicare spending, but doesn't repeal Medicare D, which was added without any revenue increases or spending offsets, then they are not just fiscal frauds, they are fiscal frauds who have only their self-interest guiding them.

You say this with a straight face.  I am impressed.

Chuck with a straight face? Have you seen his profile?

/he's Jewish

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2939 on: November 04, 2010, 09:32:37 AM »
Quote from: R-V on November 04, 2010, 09:31:41 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 04, 2010, 09:12:23 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 03, 2010, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 03, 2010, 04:56:02 PM
There are some big tests with spending coming up.  Will the GOP House attempt to cut it?  Medicare?  Social Security?  Defense?  Fuck, I'd settle for an end to farm subsidies as a beginning of fiscal moderation, or a repudiation of Medicare Part D.  But it won't happen.

If the GOP tries to repeal the recent health care law, which actually cut Medicare spending, but doesn't repeal Medicare D, which was added without any revenue increases or spending offsets, then they are not just fiscal frauds, they are fiscal frauds who have only their self-interest guiding them.

You say this with a straight face.  I am impressed.

Chuck with a straight face? Have you seen his profile?

/he's Jewish

I'm pretty sure he actually typed that post with a gimp mask on. So if Morph can see through leather and the Internet, color me impressed.