Fuck its silent in here.......

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

How many of us have even looked at our birth certificates?  How does that piece of paper prove that I was born in Chicago on the date shown?  How do I know that the person named on that paper is me?  In my case there is a footprint on the paper.  Is there a national footprint registry somewhere?  My foot has changed considerably over the decades.  No one is going to look at that print and say, "Yep, that is you alright."  Ron Santo would have had one hell of a time proving that the footprint on his alleged birth certificate belonged  to him.  Sorry, Ron.  No feet-no proof that you were ever born.

Here's a better one.  My  orginal birth certificate may or may not exist anymore.  I may not be real.

Oh, yeah?  Here's one that will completely blow ya'll's minds.

I've seen Obama's Certificate of Live Birth, but not Bob Dole's, George W. Bush's, or John McCain's.  So I actually have more evidence that Obama is a natural-born citizen than any of the three men I've voted for for President.

John McCain wasn't born in 'merica, was he?

edit: DPD

Panama Canal Zone, to be exact, I believe.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7174.msg232368#msg232368

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL-IaFKsIw4

[Bort]

How many of us have even looked at our birth certificates?  How does that piece of paper prove that I was born in Chicago on the date shown?  How do I know that the person named on that paper is me?  In my case there is a footprint on the paper.  Is there a national footprint registry somewhere?  My foot has changed considerably over the decades.  No one is going to look at that print and say, "Yep, that is you alright."  Ron Santo would have had one hell of a time proving that the footprint on his alleged birth certificate belonged  to him.  Sorry, Ron.  No feet-no proof that you were ever born.

Here's a better one.  My  orginal birth certificate may or may not exist anymore.  I may not be real.

Oh, yeah?  Here's one that will completely blow ya'll's minds.

I've seen Obama's Certificate of Live Birth, but not Bob Dole's, George W. Bush's, or John McCain's.  So I actually have more evidence that Obama is a natural-born citizen than any of the three men I've voted for for President.

John McCain wasn't born in 'merica, was he?

edit: DPD

Panama Canal Zone, to be exact, I believe.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7174.msg232368#msg232368

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL-IaFKsIw4

Today is TEC's special day.

[Slaky]

Bernie Sanders in hour seven of a filibuster on CSPAN2. Reading letters from his constituents.

This is pretty cool.

[PenPho]

Bernie Sanders in hour seven of a filibuster on CSPAN2. Reading letters from his constituents.

This is pretty cool.

I have no life.

CSPAN'd?

[Slaky]

Bernie Sanders in hour seven of a filibuster on CSPAN2. Reading letters from his constituents.

This is pretty cool.

I have no life.

CSPAN'd?

Home sick'd.

[Wheezer]

What will the New World Order stoop to next? Coopting strip-club lunches is beyond the pale.

[Gilgamesh]

What will the New World Order stoop to next? Coopting strip-club lunches is beyond the pale.

Indeed. Is nothing sacred anymore?

[Bort]

What will the New World Order stoop to next? Coopting strip-club lunches is beyond the pale.

Indeed. Is nothing sacred anymore?

The club offered free shots and an open buffet lunch all Casselberry residents, veterans and city employees on Tuesday.

At least they still support the troops.

[Quality Start Machine]

Sorry, Oleg.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Sorry, Oleg.

"The way I look at it is this is 11 tons that won't be on the street. So it's a win-win for everybody," said Hartwig.

Everybody?

[Brownie]

Sorry, Oleg.

"The way I look at it is this is 11 tons that won't be on the street. So it's a win-win for everybody," said Hartwig.

Everybody?

Are they "destroying" the marijuana like the customs office is destroying the 30,000 Cuban cigars seized at O'Hare last week? Do they outsource the destruction of these goods? The O.K. Contraband Incineration Company would put together a competitive bid, no?

[Slaky]

Sorry, Oleg.

"The way I look at it is this is 11 tons that won't be on the street. So it's a win-win for everybody," said Hartwig.

Everybody?

Are they "destroying" the marijuana like the customs office is destroying the 30,000 Cuban cigars seized at O'Hare last week? Do they outsource the destruction of these goods? The O.K. Contraband Incineration Company would put together a competitive bid, no?

I've "destroyed" quite a few cigars as well as ounces of marijuana in my day. Probably in the same fashion these guys did/will.

[CBStew]

Sorry, Oleg.

"The way I look at it is this is 11 tons that won't be on the street. So it's a win-win for everybody," said Hartwig.

Everybody?

Are they "destroying" the marijuana like the customs office is destroying the 30,000 Cuban cigars seized at O'Hare last week? Do they outsource the destruction of these goods? The O.K. Contraband Incineration Company would put together a competitive bid, no?

I've "destroyed" quite a few cigars as well as ounces of marijuana in my day. Probably in the same fashion these guys did/will.

We all have to do our jobs as responsible citizens.

[Oleg]

Sorry, Oleg.

Well, that's disappointing.  Luckily, it was probably crap weed.

[Bort]

Sorry, Oleg.

Well, that's disappointing.  Luckily, it was probably crap weed.

This is just like the Aesop fable of the fox and the schwag.