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5laky

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #60 on: September 10, 2008, 07:53:17 PM »
Ted Lilly - a bad ass.

Fuck you Yadier.
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LoneStarCubFan

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #61 on: September 10, 2008, 07:54:35 PM »
Quote from: 5laky on September 10, 2008, 07:53:17 PM
Ted Lilly - a bad ass.

Fuck you Yadier.

Even though he was out that was awesome.

Of course The Genius will order Looper to throw at him the next time he's up.
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fiveouts

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #62 on: September 10, 2008, 08:01:51 PM »
I'm disappointed that Ted didn't have time to pull the shank out of his sock before running into Molina.  You know that's what he wanted to do.
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BichetteHappens

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #63 on: September 10, 2008, 08:06:30 PM »
Len just said Ted broke up a dog fight by putting his hand inside a pitbulls mouth to pry its' jaws apart...

I came.

Ted Lilly: All That Is Man.
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fiveouts

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #64 on: September 10, 2008, 08:07:37 PM »
Come on...now Len's just making shit up.  Lilly broke up a dog fight by putting his hand in a pitbull's mouth and prying its jaws open?  

I want him as my dad.  
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Al Yellon

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #65 on: September 10, 2008, 08:07:48 PM »
Quote from: BichetteHappens on September 10, 2008, 08:06:30 PM
Len just said Ted broke up a dog fight by putting his hand inside a pitbulls mouth to pry its' jaws apart...

I came.

Ted Lilly: All That Is Man.

I heard he tested a bear trap the same way.
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Philberto

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #66 on: September 10, 2008, 08:08:13 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on September 10, 2008, 07:54:35 PM
Quote from: 5laky on September 10, 2008, 07:53:17 PM
Ted Lilly - a bad ass.

Fuck you Yadier.

Even though he was out that was awesome.

Of course The Genius will order Looper to throw at him the next time he's up.
And voices in Lilly's head will order him to kill LaGenius and store him in the basement.
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LoneStarCubFan

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #67 on: September 10, 2008, 08:13:11 PM »
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition.


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Rob_Goldman

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #68 on: September 10, 2008, 08:14:46 PM »
He was just sticking his arm out, trying to get plunked by Looper.  Bad-ass.
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fiveouts

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #69 on: September 10, 2008, 08:15:32 PM »
Looper throws high and tight and the "best fans in baseball" cheer like they would on a 2-for-1 sale on jean shorts.  Fuck that whole city.  
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Jon

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #70 on: September 10, 2008, 08:20:54 PM »
Ice. Cold.

Looper, you have been emasculated.
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Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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Kerm

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #71 on: September 10, 2008, 10:30:19 PM »
Quote from: 5laky on September 10, 2008, 07:53:17 PM
Ted Lilly - a bad ass.

Fuck you Yadier.

Remember how I was just asking like a week ago why no one (in that case, Cedeno) ever plows over a catcher?  I would have never guessed that Lilly would be the one to shut me up.
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Jon

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #72 on: September 10, 2008, 10:31:39 PM »
Quote from: Kerm on September 10, 2008, 10:30:19 PM
Quote from: 5laky on September 10, 2008, 07:53:17 PM
Ted Lilly - a bad ass.

Fuck you Yadier.

Remember how I was just asking like a week ago why no one (in that case, Cedeno) ever plows over a catcher?  I would have never guessed that Lilly would be the one to shut carve me up.

Internet tradition'd.
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Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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Cade

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #73 on: September 10, 2008, 10:51:48 PM »
The elder and dead Theodore Roosevelt approves of Theodore Roosevelt Lilly's actions.
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TJ

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #74 on: September 10, 2008, 10:54:38 PM »
Quote from: BichetteHappens on September 10, 2008, 08:06:30 PM
Len just said Ted broke up a dog fight by putting his hand inside a pitbulls a lipstick-less hockey mom's mouth to pry its' jaws apart...

I came.

Ted Lilly: All That Is Man.
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