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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #180 on: June 05, 2015, 08:16:24 AM »
5 for his last 8...now at 327/446/600.

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #181 on: June 05, 2015, 08:59:33 AM »
Quote from: Shooter on June 04, 2015, 07:21:17 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 04, 2015, 06:38:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 03, 2015, 09:49:44 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 02, 2015, 12:43:29 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 02, 2015, 12:37:54 PM
Holy shit no wonder he still quotes Yellon; they're two peas in a pod.  That's hilarious how butthurt Flannel Boy got at what was, by Eli's standards, a rather innocuous comment.

That's what amuses me. I wasn't being snarky or sarcastic or disrespectful. It was a pretty straightforward comment.

This is weird now.



I have something like 180 followers (half of whom I'm pretty sure are bots) and about 3 months ago Rick Morrisey began following me (I just checked and he still is).  I'm still confused as to how to feel about that.

This belongs in the humblebrag thread.

It's borderline but I'm going to give thumbs down because 180 is not brag-worthy and Rick Morrissey is no Mike Tisdale.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #182 on: June 16, 2015, 08:58:04 AM »
Bumped up for 6 days.

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Re: Kyle Schwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #183 on: June 16, 2015, 09:11:25 AM »
Thread title changed to remove Forkjoke.

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #184 on: June 16, 2015, 04:55:06 PM »
Where's the corresponding Rizzo trade?  I'm guessing it's for Hamels.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #185 on: June 16, 2015, 04:57:23 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 16, 2015, 04:55:06 PM
Where's the corresponding Rizzo trade?  I'm guessing it's for Hamels.

Only for six days then they'd trade back. Could get two starts if they time it right.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #186 on: June 17, 2015, 01:46:43 PM »
Based on comments from Jepstink, sounds like our boy's time in Tennessee is a wrap.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #187 on: June 17, 2015, 01:52:02 PM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on June 17, 2015, 01:46:43 PM
Based on comments from Jepstink, sounds like our boy's time in Tennessee is a wrap.

Well, that, and the fact that every beat writer, even that idiot Jesse, reported the second that he was called up that he was going to Iowa after Sunday.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #188 on: June 17, 2015, 05:32:34 PM »
Quote from: SKO on June 17, 2015, 01:52:02 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on June 17, 2015, 01:46:43 PM
Based on comments from Jepstink, sounds like our boy's time in Tennessee is a wrap.

Well, that, and the fact that every beat writer, even that idiot Jesse, reported the second that he was called up that he was going to Iowa after Sunday.

Classic DRLP.

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #189 on: June 17, 2015, 09:13:54 PM »
Guy hits a triple, and whoever was directing the game stayed on the camera tracking Coughlan.

Bastards.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #190 on: June 17, 2015, 09:25:38 PM »
Four hits, 2 RBI ain't bad.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #191 on: June 18, 2015, 09:20:05 AM »
I know it was one game and he was hitting BP pitching all game...but he really looks ready at the plate. I love this guy.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #192 on: June 18, 2015, 08:33:16 PM »
Bump
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #193 on: June 19, 2015, 08:07:16 AM »

Can we keep him, ma?
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #194 on: June 19, 2015, 08:31:58 AM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on June 19, 2015, 08:07:16 AM

Can we keep him, ma?

Only if he can play left field now.
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