When will Theriot get his first hit

[EVILteddie]

Great lead off man? Or greatest lead off man?

[Slaky]

Dave B hasn't been around in awhile.

[EVILteddie]

Damn, I should have made it

"when will Theriot get on base?"

[Internet Apex]

When will Theriot break his ankle?

[Bort]

When will I break Theriot's ankle?

[Chuck to Chuck]

When will Ryan Theriot wake up in the morning?

[Armchair_QB]

Is the answer "after he's traded"?

[EVILteddie]

When will Theriot hit puberty?

[Powdered Toast Man]

When will Theriot hit puberty?

He's already got a sweet landing strip on his chin.

[Chuck to Chuck]

4/9/10 at 6:41 PM CDT is the winner.

[Brownie]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

[Internet Apex]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

[CBStew]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

[morpheus]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.