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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #300 on: June 28, 2010, 11:48:55 AM »

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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #301 on: June 28, 2010, 11:50:43 AM »
Go Gata!
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #302 on: June 28, 2010, 11:57:54 AM »
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #303 on: July 20, 2010, 03:15:53 PM »

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« Reply #304 on: July 20, 2010, 03:30:08 PM »
Fisted Foul?

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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #305 on: July 20, 2010, 06:40:20 PM »
You guys are stupid.  The Rangers are better than the Twins.  They got Elvis!
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #306 on: July 21, 2010, 08:04:47 AM »
Quote from: JD on July 20, 2010, 06:40:20 PM
You guys are stupid.  The Rangers are better than the Twins.  They got Elvis!

Eh... Elvis was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me. That said, Neftali Feliz is that dude.
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #307 on: July 21, 2010, 11:54:54 AM »
Elvis died for your sins, assholes!
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #308 on: September 20, 2010, 01:05:24 PM »
Was just rereading this thread for larfs and thought I'd bump for an update...

Quote from: Eli on October 06, 2009, 01:47:10 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 06, 2009, 01:42:41 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on October 06, 2009, 01:17:17 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 06, 2009, 01:09:17 PM
Quote from: Pre on October 05, 2009, 11:38:29 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 09:02:55 PM
My comment was entirely based on whether or not I (as a GM) would want him on my team for $20M.  The answer is still no.

Fair, I can't argue against whether you as a hypothetical GM would want him on your
hypothetical team.  I will note that fangraphs puts him being worth an average of
$21 million a year over the last 5.  And that's not factoring that you always pay more
for players past arbitration.

I think the closest you could do as far as a comparable player is Teixeira, the two of
them have crazy similar numbers over the last 5 years.  Teixeira got 22.5M a year
compared to Miguel's 19M.  And Cabrara is 3 years younger.

Obviously it would be better to have Evan Longoria on your hypothetical team, but
since we're not Weebs deciding to do a draft for his MLB2K10 league, it's not a
reasonable comparison.  

Cabrera's contract fits well into the good side of baseball deals.

He's a very, very good hitter.   The argument could be made that he's worth $20M if he went about his business like Derrek Lee.  But he doesn't.

I think that if this was his contract year, considering the weight issues he's had...and factoring his off-field behavior...most GMs (not all) would say "You know, I'm not real excited about committing my money to this for seven years.  I'll go after Nick Johnson and spend less than half the money."  

... and get less than half the player.

I could gladly live with someone who has a .400 OBP every season.  

That's great for the 74 games he plays a year.

Cabrera 2010:

.326/.417/.611/1.029 and 175 OPS+ in 143 games/618 PA

Johnson 2010:

.167/.388/.306/.693 and 88 OPS+ in 24 games/98 PA (before getting shut down by a season-ending wrist injury in early May)

The former's season-to-date valued at $23MM per Fangraph's WAR reckoning, the latter's at $100K.

/fishinbarrel
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #309 on: September 20, 2010, 09:10:03 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 20, 2010, 01:05:24 PM
Was just rereading this thread for larfs and thought I'd bump for an update...

Quote from: Eli on October 06, 2009, 01:47:10 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 06, 2009, 01:42:41 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on October 06, 2009, 01:17:17 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 06, 2009, 01:09:17 PM
Quote from: Pre on October 05, 2009, 11:38:29 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 09:02:55 PM
My comment was entirely based on whether or not I (as a GM) would want him on my team for $20M.  The answer is still no.

Fair, I can't argue against whether you as a hypothetical GM would want him on your
hypothetical team.  I will note that fangraphs puts him being worth an average of
$21 million a year over the last 5.  And that's not factoring that you always pay more
for players past arbitration.

I think the closest you could do as far as a comparable player is Teixeira, the two of
them have crazy similar numbers over the last 5 years.  Teixeira got 22.5M a year
compared to Miguel's 19M.  And Cabrara is 3 years younger.

Obviously it would be better to have Evan Longoria on your hypothetical team, but
since we're not Weebs deciding to do a draft for his MLB2K10 league, it's not a
reasonable comparison.  

Cabrera's contract fits well into the good side of baseball deals.

He's a very, very good hitter.   The argument could be made that he's worth $20M if he went about his business like Derrek Lee.  But he doesn't.

I think that if this was his contract year, considering the weight issues he's had...and factoring his off-field behavior...most GMs (not all) would say "You know, I'm not real excited about committing my money to this for seven years.  I'll go after Nick Johnson and spend less than half the money."  

... and get less than half the player.

I could gladly live with someone who has a .400 OBP every season.  

That's great for the 74 games he plays a year.

Cabrera 2010:

.326/.417/.611/1.029 and 175 OPS+ in 143 games/618 PA

Johnson 2010:

.167/.388/.306/.693 and 88 OPS+ in 24 games/98 PA (before getting shut down by a season-ending wrist injury in early May)

The former's season-to-date valued at $23MM per Fangraph's WAR reckoning, the latter's at $100K.

/fishinbarrel

Do you realize that you just bumped a post in which Chuck was right?

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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #310 on: September 20, 2010, 09:15:41 PM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on September 20, 2010, 09:10:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 20, 2010, 01:05:24 PM
Was just rereading this thread for larfs and thought I'd bump for an update...

Quote from: Eli on October 06, 2009, 01:47:10 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 06, 2009, 01:42:41 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on October 06, 2009, 01:17:17 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 06, 2009, 01:09:17 PM
Quote from: Pre on October 05, 2009, 11:38:29 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 09:02:55 PM
My comment was entirely based on whether or not I (as a GM) would want him on my team for $20M.  The answer is still no.

Fair, I can't argue against whether you as a hypothetical GM would want him on your
hypothetical team.  I will note that fangraphs puts him being worth an average of
$21 million a year over the last 5.  And that's not factoring that you always pay more
for players past arbitration.

I think the closest you could do as far as a comparable player is Teixeira, the two of
them have crazy similar numbers over the last 5 years.  Teixeira got 22.5M a year
compared to Miguel's 19M.  And Cabrara is 3 years younger.

Obviously it would be better to have Evan Longoria on your hypothetical team, but
since we're not Weebs deciding to do a draft for his MLB2K10 league, it's not a
reasonable comparison.  

Cabrera's contract fits well into the good side of baseball deals.

He's a very, very good hitter.   The argument could be made that he's worth $20M if he went about his business like Derrek Lee.  But he doesn't.

I think that if this was his contract year, considering the weight issues he's had...and factoring his off-field behavior...most GMs (not all) would say "You know, I'm not real excited about committing my money to this for seven years.  I'll go after Nick Johnson and spend less than half the money."  

... and get less than half the player.

I could gladly live with someone who has a .400 OBP every season.  

That's great for the 74 games he plays a year.

Cabrera 2010:

.326/.417/.611/1.029 and 175 OPS+ in 143 games/618 PA

Johnson 2010:

.167/.388/.306/.693 and 88 OPS+ in 24 games/98 PA (before getting shut down by a season-ending wrist injury in early May)

The former's season-to-date valued at $23MM per Fangraph's WAR reckoning, the latter's at $100K.

/fishinbarrel

Do you realize that you just bumped a post in which Chuck was right?


Nice choice.
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #311 on: September 20, 2010, 09:19:27 PM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on September 20, 2010, 09:10:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 20, 2010, 01:05:24 PM
Was just rereading this thread for larfs and thought I'd bump for an update...

Quote from: Eli on October 06, 2009, 01:47:10 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 06, 2009, 01:42:41 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on October 06, 2009, 01:17:17 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 06, 2009, 01:09:17 PM
Quote from: Pre on October 05, 2009, 11:38:29 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 09:02:55 PM
My comment was entirely based on whether or not I (as a GM) would want him on my team for $20M.  The answer is still no.

Fair, I can't argue against whether you as a hypothetical GM would want him on your
hypothetical team.  I will note that fangraphs puts him being worth an average of
$21 million a year over the last 5.  And that's not factoring that you always pay more
for players past arbitration.

I think the closest you could do as far as a comparable player is Teixeira, the two of
them have crazy similar numbers over the last 5 years.  Teixeira got 22.5M a year
compared to Miguel's 19M.  And Cabrara is 3 years younger.

Obviously it would be better to have Evan Longoria on your hypothetical team, but
since we're not Weebs deciding to do a draft for his MLB2K10 league, it's not a
reasonable comparison.  

Cabrera's contract fits well into the good side of baseball deals.

He's a very, very good hitter.   The argument could be made that he's worth $20M if he went about his business like Derrek Lee.  But he doesn't.

I think that if this was his contract year, considering the weight issues he's had...and factoring his off-field behavior...most GMs (not all) would say "You know, I'm not real excited about committing my money to this for seven years.  I'll go after Nick Johnson and spend less than half the money."  

... and get less than half the player.

I could gladly live with someone who has a .400 OBP every season.  

That's great for the 74 games he plays a year.

Cabrera 2010:

.326/.417/.611/1.029 and 175 OPS+ in 143 games/618 PA

Johnson 2010:

.167/.388/.306/.693 and 88 OPS+ in 24 games/98 PA (before getting shut down by a season-ending wrist injury in early May)

The former's season-to-date valued at $23MM per Fangraph's WAR reckoning, the latter's at $100K.

/fishinbarrel

Do you realize that you just bumped a post in which Chuck was right?

Chuck?

Or ChuckD?
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #312 on: September 20, 2010, 09:22:42 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 20, 2010, 09:19:27 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on September 20, 2010, 09:10:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 20, 2010, 01:05:24 PM
Was just rereading this thread for larfs and thought I'd bump for an update...

Quote from: Eli on October 06, 2009, 01:47:10 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 06, 2009, 01:42:41 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on October 06, 2009, 01:17:17 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 06, 2009, 01:09:17 PM
Quote from: Pre on October 05, 2009, 11:38:29 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 09:02:55 PM
My comment was entirely based on whether or not I (as a GM) would want him on my team for $20M.  The answer is still no.

Fair, I can't argue against whether you as a hypothetical GM would want him on your
hypothetical team.  I will note that fangraphs puts him being worth an average of
$21 million a year over the last 5.  And that's not factoring that you always pay more
for players past arbitration.

I think the closest you could do as far as a comparable player is Teixeira, the two of
them have crazy similar numbers over the last 5 years.  Teixeira got 22.5M a year
compared to Miguel's 19M.  And Cabrara is 3 years younger.

Obviously it would be better to have Evan Longoria on your hypothetical team, but
since we're not Weebs deciding to do a draft for his MLB2K10 league, it's not a
reasonable comparison.  

Cabrera's contract fits well into the good side of baseball deals.

He's a very, very good hitter.   The argument could be made that he's worth $20M if he went about his business like Derrek Lee.  But he doesn't.

I think that if this was his contract year, considering the weight issues he's had...and factoring his off-field behavior...most GMs (not all) would say "You know, I'm not real excited about committing my money to this for seven years.  I'll go after Nick Johnson and spend less than half the money."  

... and get less than half the player.

I could gladly live with someone who has a .400 OBP every season.  

That's great for the 74 games he plays a year.

Cabrera 2010:

.326/.417/.611/1.029 and 175 OPS+ in 143 games/618 PA

Johnson 2010:

.167/.388/.306/.693 and 88 OPS+ in 24 games/98 PA (before getting shut down by a season-ending wrist injury in early May)

The former's season-to-date valued at $23MM per Fangraph's WAR reckoning, the latter's at $100K.

/fishinbarrel

Do you realize that you just bumped a post in which Chuck was right?

Chuck?

Or ChuckD?

I'm a dope.  Good call, ChuckD.

Chuck G., just continue your unbroken lifelong streak of wrong.

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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #313 on: September 21, 2010, 10:22:34 PM »
The Twins' victory tonight means their magic number is down to one.  If the Shite Sox lose in Oakland, the Twins will be the first to clinch a postseason berth.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #314 on: September 22, 2010, 12:12:07 AM »
Quote from: Night Man on September 21, 2010, 10:22:34 PM
The Twins' victory tonight means their magic number is down to one.  If the Shite Sox lose in Oakland, the Twins will be the first to clinch a postseason berth.

Aaaaand done.

I love you, Twins.