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Tonker

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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #210 on: June 03, 2014, 10:25:55 AM »
Quote from: Eli on June 03, 2014, 10:13:30 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 03, 2014, 09:39:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2014, 09:14:52 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 03, 2014, 08:37:35 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2014, 03:32:49 AM
OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

THERE SHALL BE NO NUANCE ON DESIPIO

*sniff sniff*  Is that... can I smell... a teeny, tiny whiff bit of BUTTHURT?

No, I'm pretty sure it had the cadence of a joke.

The story of this post is to say: thank you for understanding my previous post.

As I suspected: butthurt.
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #211 on: June 03, 2014, 10:40:44 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2014, 10:25:55 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 03, 2014, 10:13:30 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 03, 2014, 09:39:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2014, 09:14:52 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 03, 2014, 08:37:35 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2014, 03:32:49 AM
OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

THERE SHALL BE NO NUANCE ON DESIPIO

*sniff sniff*  Is that... can I smell... a teeny, tiny whiff bit of BUTTHURT?

No, I'm pretty sure it had the cadence of a joke.

The story of this post is to say: thank you for understanding my previous post.

As I suspected: butthurt.

Maybe it just didn't translate very well from English to Australian.

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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #212 on: June 03, 2014, 11:38:45 AM »
Quote from: Eli on June 03, 2014, 10:40:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2014, 10:25:55 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 03, 2014, 10:13:30 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 03, 2014, 09:39:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2014, 09:14:52 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 03, 2014, 08:37:35 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2014, 03:32:49 AM
OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

THERE SHALL BE NO NUANCE ON DESIPIO

*sniff sniff*  Is that... can I smell... a teeny, tiny whiff bit of BUTTHURT?

No, I'm pretty sure it had the cadence of a joke.

The story of this post is to say: thank you for understanding my previous post.

As I suspected: butthurt.

Maybe it just didn't translate very well from English to Australian.

As an arbiter of asshurt I didn't detect a whole lot at first to be honest. It seems to be rising at an alarming rate now though.
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #213 on: June 03, 2014, 11:50:15 AM »
Quote from: InternetApex on June 03, 2014, 11:38:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 03, 2014, 10:40:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2014, 10:25:55 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 03, 2014, 10:13:30 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 03, 2014, 09:39:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2014, 09:14:52 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 03, 2014, 08:37:35 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2014, 03:32:49 AM
OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

THERE SHALL BE NO NUANCE ON DESIPIO

*sniff sniff*  Is that... can I smell... a teeny, tiny whiff bit of BUTTHURT?

No, I'm pretty sure it had the cadence of a joke.

The story of this post is to say: thank you for understanding my previous post.

As I suspected: butthurt.

Maybe it just didn't translate very well from English to Australian.

As an arbiter of asshurt I didn't detect a whole lot at first to be honest. It seems to be rising at an alarming rate now though.

If there's one truth in this life, it's that denying butthurt ALWAYS leads to butthurt.
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #214 on: June 03, 2014, 06:28:41 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2014, 11:50:15 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on June 03, 2014, 11:38:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 03, 2014, 10:40:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2014, 10:25:55 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 03, 2014, 10:13:30 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 03, 2014, 09:39:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2014, 09:14:52 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 03, 2014, 08:37:35 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2014, 03:32:49 AM
OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

THERE SHALL BE NO NUANCE ON DESIPIO

*sniff sniff*  Is that... can I smell... a teeny, tiny whiff bit of BUTTHURT?

No, I'm pretty sure it had the cadence of a joke.

The story of this post is to say: thank you for understanding my previous post.

As I suspected: butthurt.

Maybe it just didn't translate very well from English to Australian.

As an arbiter of asshurt I didn't detect a whole lot at first to be honest. It seems to be rising at an alarming rate now though.

If there's one truth in this life, it's that denying butthurt ALWAYS leads to butthurt.

That and that rejecting a meme only makes it stronger.
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #215 on: June 10, 2014, 07:40:43 AM »
Last 24 games for Baez:

94 PA's, 16 extra base hits, .349/.372/.686

Schwing
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #216 on: June 10, 2014, 07:54:32 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 10, 2014, 07:40:43 AM
Last 24 games for Baez:

94 PA's, 16 extra base hits, .349/.372/.686

Schwing

He hit a dong yesterday.
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Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #219 on: June 10, 2014, 12:11:04 PM »


Starting to come together, Pepper. Starting to come together.
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #220 on: June 10, 2014, 12:28:02 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2014, 12:11:04 PM


Starting to come together, Pepper. Starting to come together.

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それらはまだ不快である

"They're still shitty."
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #222 on: June 10, 2014, 01:22:01 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on June 10, 2014, 12:28:02 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2014, 12:11:04 PM


Starting to come together, Pepper. Starting to come together.

Intrepid Reader: Eli-san

それらはまだ不快である

"They're still shitty."

Hmm.

You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #223 on: June 10, 2014, 01:44:07 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 10, 2014, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on June 10, 2014, 12:28:02 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2014, 12:11:04 PM


Starting to come together, Pepper. Starting to come together.

Intrepid Reader: Eli-san

それらはまだ不快である

"They're still shitty."

Hmm.



That's awesome. I used a similar tool and literally put in the word shitty.

JennPex said the clip from the movie literally translates to: "They're still really bad."
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #224 on: June 11, 2014, 07:40:26 AM »
IAN/YETI 2012!  "IT MEANS WHAT WE SAY IT MEANS!"