Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread

[Slaky]

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[Saul Goodman]

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He's got two to three months to be ROY, MVP, and World Series MVP.  It's gonna hai.

[Quality Start Machine]

Considering how he needed a couple hundred PAs in Iowa to adjust, giving him a couple hundred in the NL is a damn fine idea. Now in 2015 he can hit the ground running.

[PenFoe]

Considering how he needed a couple hundred PAs in Iowa to adjust, giving him a couple hundred in the NL is a damn fine idea. Now in 2015 he can hit the ground running.

Look, I don't know how to say it, but I totally agree with Fork.

[Bort]

Considering how he needed a couple hundred PAs in Iowa to adjust, giving him a couple hundred in the NL is a damn fine idea. Now in 2015 he can hit the ground running.

Look, I don't know how to say it, but I totally agree with Fork.

I understand what each of those words mean individually, but together they make no sense...

[Saul Goodman]

I like that he's being called up against Colorado so he can have five MLB homers before Friday.  Minimum.

[Saul Goodman]

DPD.  I also like that Al's primary concern as soon as we learned Baez is coming up is WHO GETS SENT DOWN TO MAKE ROOM????  He would like Chris Rusin or Blake Parker demoted "to at last get rid of the over-large eight-man bullpen," which, uh, okay.  Priorities, people.

[Saul Goodman]

TPD!!!! I expect Baez to mash in Colorado, suck ass the rest of August, then put it together in September to the tune of, let's say, .240/.310/.500. Double-digit homers are completely possible if not, dare I say, likely. Where would you put the over-under?

[Yeti]

TPD!!!! I expect Baez to mash in Colorado, suck ass the rest of August, then put it together in September to the tune of, let's say, .240/.310/.500. Double-digit homers are completely possible if not, dare I say, likely. Where would you put the over-under?

I think it'll be uglier than that. It's gonna look ugly, but that's ok

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.  I also like that Al's primary concern as soon as we learned Baez is coming up is WHO GETS SENT DOWN TO MAKE ROOM????  He would like Chris Rusin or Blake Parker demoted "to at last get rid of the over-large eight-man bullpen," which, uh, okay.  Priorities, people.

After years of bitching and moaning about The Plan, Alvin's getting ready to jump to the front of the parade.

[InternetApex]

I can't believe I have to wait six more hours to watch this fucking game.

This is like that day that Obi Wan was all, "C'mon we gotta go kill the emperor and stuff."

And Luke was all, "Nah, I gotta stay here on the farm and fuck with sand."

And then Luke found his aunt and uncle dead, their smoking carcasses mangled and stinking in the desert. And then it was on. He started owning motherfuckers with a lightsaber for as long as we can tell so far.

What I mean is. SHIT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. The farm, the desert, the century of incompetence, the Goat, Al's queer blog... they're all dead and stinkin' now, octaroons.

COME ON 7:40!!!

[Saul Goodman]

I can't believe I have to wait six more hours to watch this fucking game.

This is like that day that Obi Wan was all, "C'mon we gotta go kill the emperor and stuff."

And Luke was all, "Nah, I gotta stay here on the farm and fuck with sand."

And then Luke found his aunt and uncle dead, their smoking carcasses mangled and stinking in the desert. And then it was on. He started owning motherfuckers with a lightsaber for as long as we can tell so far.

What I mean is. SHIT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. The farm, the desert, the century of incompetence, the Goat, Al's queer blog... they're all dead and stinkin' now, octaroons.

COME ON 7:40!!!

Just for this he's going to go 0-for-5 with 2 GIDPs, 3 strikeouts, and 3 errors.  Way to go.

[InternetApex]

I can't believe I have to wait six more hours to watch this fucking game.

This is like that day that Obi Wan was all, "C'mon we gotta go kill the emperor and stuff."

And Luke was all, "Nah, I gotta stay here on the farm and fuck with sand."

And then Luke found his aunt and uncle dead, their smoking carcasses mangled and stinking in the desert. And then it was on. He started owning motherfuckers with a lightsaber for as long as we can tell so far.

What I mean is. SHIT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. The farm, the desert, the century of incompetence, the Goat, Al's queer blog... they're all dead and stinkin' now, octaroons.

COME ON 7:40!!!

Just for this he's going to go 0-for-5 with 2 GIDPs, 3 strikeouts, and 3 errors.  Way to go.

Bro, Luke got his hand cut plumb the fuck off before he saved the galaxy. These things take time.

[Saul Goodman]

I can't believe I have to wait six more hours to watch this fucking game.

This is like that day that Obi Wan was all, "C'mon we gotta go kill the emperor and stuff."

And Luke was all, "Nah, I gotta stay here on the farm and fuck with sand."

And then Luke found his aunt and uncle dead, their smoking carcasses mangled and stinking in the desert. And then it was on. He started owning motherfuckers with a lightsaber for as long as we can tell so far.

What I mean is. SHIT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. The farm, the desert, the century of incompetence, the Goat, Al's queer blog... they're all dead and stinkin' now, octaroons.

COME ON 7:40!!!

Just for this he's going to go 0-for-5 with 2 GIDPs, 3 strikeouts, and 3 errors.  Way to go.

Bro, Luke got his hand cut plumb the fuck off before he saved the galaxy. These things take time.

Would they hurry up and add him to the roster already?  I wanna need to be first in line with my shirsey order.

[Saul Goodman]

DPD. Juddddd Sirottttt tweeted that Baez will wear #9. Get those jerseys and shirseys now, people.