Desipio Message Board

Quote from: Brownie on August 17, 2017, 05:09:36 PM
Justin Wilson might be the worst reliever the Cubs have ever had. Grimm possibly second-worst.

"Say what?"

Fuck you, Lackey

The opposite field bomb made me all tingly.

DONG

Good to see the time off has helped Lackey...

Quote from: PenFoe on July 18, 2017, 03:17:39 PM
In order of preference:

Kerry Wood
Jon Lester
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Shawn Estes
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Rick Aguilera
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Carlos Silva
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Internet Chuck

Estes seems ranked a little high.

Braun is apparently no longer the only guy in Milwaukee on the juice.

Quote from: Saul Goodman on June 12, 2017, 07:00:46 PM
Still shitty.

Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 28, 2017, 12:49:58 PM
DPD.

What transpired in the last 12 hours is yet another reason to admire the Cubs' management. Montero popped off (yet again), and the Cubs' on-field leader responded. Rather than risk things spiralling further out of control while hoping everything sorts itself out, they moved swiftly and decisively.

I actually wonder if this might be a catalyst for a surge over the next few weeks.

Is it too much to hope Lackey is next?

Don't know about the rest of you, but I'm going to enjoy watching Schwarber destroy Cardinal pitching for the next 15 years or so.

Quote from: SKO on May 23, 2017, 08:43:28 AM

Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 08:33:59 AM
Fuck John Lackey.

This is the thread for annoying pissants from other teams we can't stand, you wanna hate properly on Lackey you dig in and set a barn on fire like a proper Desipiot.

What if we hated him before he got here?

Joe West is just a fucking piece of shit.

I never stopped hating John Lackey.

Is Theo still on his bender? Because he should be.

Quote from: R-V on November 04, 2016, 02:47:22 PM
It's about a day and a half later and I still - LITERALLY - can't believe I was there for games 6 & 7 of a Cubs World Series victory.

I was able to reach my dad from the stands via Facetime about 5 minutes after game 7 ended and could not get a word out because I absolutely lost control and cried my damn eyes out as soon as I saw his face. Then after I thought I had pulled it together, a few minutes later I was able to do the same with my wife & 6 year old son - who she had pulled out of bed before the final out - and immediately melted into a sobbing mess again as soon as I saw his smiling, joyful face. The range of emotions that I experienced during those almost 5 hours of baseball and rain are just...unfathomable. The Baez homer, the Ross homer, the Miggy single - absolute unfiltered joy, and I screamed so loudly I thought my head was going to split in two. The Davis homer - had to choke back vomit. And the final out - Lester talks about how he blacked out during his appearance, which is funny because I just kept telling myself as Montgomery warmed up to NOT BLACK OUT. And my god what a moment it was.

I apologize in advance for being that guy who constantly tells people, unsolicited, that he was there for the greatest game in the history of baseball (and suck my buttpuddle if you believe otherwise). But fuck me if it wasn't one of the top 4 things to ever happen to me.

Don't fucking apologize. Have that printed on business cards.