2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive

[PenFoe]

Free agent updates from Schefter and Biggs:

Barring any complications in Chicago, the Julius Peppers deal gets done and announced with the Bears by Friday afternoon.

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One of the few who sidestepped Chicago: Cardinals free agent safety Antrel Rolle, who's visiting the N.Y. Giants. 

The #Bears have agreed to terms with TE Brandon Manumaleuna on a 5-yr contract.

Chester Taylor coming to town w/ agent Ken Sarnoff. Word on the street is he is angling for $8 million guaranteed.

The Skinny Mike of Mike & Mike is not impressed. "How'd Cutler work out for you? It's the under the radar moves that work out for teams, i.e. Randy Moss for a 4th round pick"

Fuck him. I have a nice Peppers boner.

Nothing says "under the radar" like "Randy Moss"

[Internet Apex]

"How'd Cutler work out for ya?"

Just great you fucking bitch. Go fuck yourself in the colon with a bloody prison shank.

[R-V]

Unless Jay Glazer's sources are wrong for the first time ever, we've got a couple new Bears.

Peppers and taylor in chicago taking physicals. Kampman on his way to philly for visit NOT seattle. Osgood heading to jags for visit    38 minutes ago   via UberTwitter

(side question: what the sam hell is UberTwitter?)

[MAD]

Unless Jay Glazer's sources are wrong for the first time ever, we've got a couple new Bears.

Peppers and taylor in chicago taking physicals. Kampman on his way to philly for visit NOT seattle. Osgood heading to jags for visit    38 minutes ago   via UberTwitter

(side question: what the sam hell is UberTwitter?)

Thanks for the link, BananaHands.

[morpheus]

Unless Jay Glazer's sources are wrong for the first time ever, we've got a couple new Bears.

Peppers and taylor in chicago taking physicals. Kampman on his way to philly for visit NOT seattle. Osgood heading to jags for visit    38 minutes ago   via UberTwitter

(side question: what the sam hell is UberTwitter?)

http://tinyurl.com/yz5fn2t

[R-V]

Unless Jay Glazer's sources are wrong for the first time ever, we've got a couple new Bears.

Peppers and taylor in chicago taking physicals. Kampman on his way to philly for visit NOT seattle. Osgood heading to jags for visit    38 minutes ago   via UberTwitter

(side question: what the sam hell is UberTwitter?)

Thanks for the link, BananaHands.

Here you go.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Unless Jay Glazer's sources are wrong for the first time ever, we've got a couple new Bears.

Peppers and taylor in chicago taking physicals. Kampman on his way to philly for visit NOT seattle. Osgood heading to jags for visit    38 minutes ago   via UberTwitter

(side question: what the sam hell is UberTwitter?)

"Via" in this case just indicates the method by which the Twat was Twuttered.

As in: "38 minutes ago via the web" or "38 minutes ago via Morph's army of typing Twitter monkeys."

[CT III]

Taylor deal reportedly done at 4 years $12.5MM.

Peppers supposedly getting ready to sign a 6 year/$72MM deal too.

I have sources, but will never reveal them to Huey.

[R-V]

Taylor deal reportedly done at 4 years $12.5MM.

Peppers supposedly getting ready to sign a 6 year/$72MM deal too.

I have sources, but will never reveal them to Huey.

$7 million guaranteed for Chester per an Adam Schefter tweet that I WILL NOT LINK.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Unless Jay Glazer's sources are wrong for the first time ever, we've got a couple new Bears.

Peppers and taylor in chicago taking physicals. Kampman on his way to philly for visit NOT seattle. Osgood heading to jags for visit    38 minutes ago   via UberTwitter

(side question: what the sam hell is UberTwitter?)

"Via" in this case just indicates the method by which the Twat was Twuttered.

As in: "38 minutes ago via the web" or "38 minutes ago via Morph's army of typing Twitter monkeys."

Soon, they'll have written the greatest tweet known to mankind.

[R-V]

Taylor deal reportedly done at 4 years $12.5MM.

Peppers supposedly getting ready to sign a 6 year/$72MM deal too.

I have sources, but will never reveal them to Huey.

$7 million guaranteed for Chester per an Adam Schefter tweet that I WILL NOT LINK.

And $45 mildo in the first three years of Peppers' deal.

[Internet Apex]

Splooge.

[Jon]

Unless Jay Glazer's sources are wrong for the first time ever, we've got a couple new Bears.

Peppers and taylor in chicago taking physicals. Kampman on his way to philly for visit NOT seattle. Osgood heading to jags for visit    38 minutes ago   via UberTwitter

(side question: what the sam hell is UberTwitter?)

"Via" in this case just indicates the method by which the Twat was Twuttered.

As in: "38 minutes ago via the web" or "38 minutes ago via Morph's army of typing Twitter monkeys."

Soon, they'll have written the greatest tweet known to mankind.

"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!?"

[Yeti]

Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?