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Armchair_QB

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #945 on: November 12, 2009, 09:50:22 PM »
At least they aren't the worst team playing tonight.

South Florida is getting curbstomped by Rutgers over on ESPN.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #946 on: November 12, 2009, 09:51:20 PM »
How much do you have to suck as an NFL team when the other team's qb throws four picks and you only have 10 points?
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #947 on: November 12, 2009, 09:59:18 PM »
Does Daniel Manning weigh like 20 pounds?  He can't drag down a bong hit.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #948 on: November 12, 2009, 10:10:30 PM »
I spent the night cleaning dog shit and dog puke out of a shag rug. It was better than watching this game.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #949 on: November 12, 2009, 10:11:36 PM »
This team is a serious fucking disaster.  Is there any other way to put it?

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #950 on: November 12, 2009, 10:15:30 PM »
I thought Vanderbilt guys were supposed to be smart.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #951 on: November 12, 2009, 10:16:49 PM »
Quote from: fiveouts on November 12, 2009, 10:11:36 PM
This team is a serious fucking disaster.  Is there any other way to put it?

This offensive line is the sorriest and most retarded group of gutless pieces of shit to ever fail to protect a Bears QB?
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #952 on: November 12, 2009, 10:18:56 PM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on November 12, 2009, 10:16:49 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on November 12, 2009, 10:11:36 PM
This team is a serious fucking disaster.  Is there any other way to put it?

This offensive line is the sorriest and most retarded group of gutless pieces of shit to ever fail to protect a Bears QB?

Yes?

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #953 on: November 12, 2009, 10:24:12 PM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on November 12, 2009, 10:16:49 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on November 12, 2009, 10:11:36 PM
This team is a serious fucking disaster.  Is there any other way to put it?

This offensive line is the sorriest and most retarded group of gutless pieces of shit to ever fail to protect a Bears QB?

Is there a reason to protect a guy aiming for the other team's secondary?

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #954 on: November 12, 2009, 10:24:56 PM »
I don't want to live here anymore.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #955 on: November 12, 2009, 10:25:38 PM »
Guh.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #956 on: November 12, 2009, 10:25:48 PM »
Can the bears trade Cutler for a 1st round pick and sign Orton to a five year 50 million dollar contract?

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #957 on: November 12, 2009, 10:26:12 PM »
Well that was appropriate.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #958 on: November 12, 2009, 10:27:40 PM »
Quote from: BBM on November 12, 2009, 10:25:48 PM
Can the bears trade Cutler for a 1st round pick and sign Orton to a five year 50 million dollar contract?

Or find some receivers who will finish routes and not fall down as the ball arrives.  And get some linemen who don't suck.

Hester as a #1 receiver is a disaster, yes?
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Armchair_QB

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #959 on: November 12, 2009, 10:28:55 PM »
When do they get to play the Browns again?
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