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SKO

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Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.
« on: November 04, 2009, 08:50:37 PM »
Perhaps I'm lacking in faith and the Phillies will come back, but whatever. Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.
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Re: Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 09:45:05 PM »
I hate the fact their games take five fucking hours to play.
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Re: Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2009, 10:04:23 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on November 04, 2009, 09:45:05 PM
I hate the fact their games take five fucking hours to play.

It's extremely important to call time out and go talk to each other after every play.  Baseball is hard.
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Re: Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2009, 10:05:47 PM »
DPD.  Joe Buck sharing Eyre's love of chocolate-covered Twinkies.  Now that's some Vin Scully-level storytelling right there.
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Re: Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2009, 07:30:07 AM »

The asshole with the "Win For George" sign reminded me of the old (yes, even for me) joke about the difference between Yankee Stadium and porcupines.
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Re: Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 08:06:18 AM »
Quote from: Fork on November 05, 2009, 07:30:07 AM

The asshole with the "Win For George" sign reminded me of the old (yes, even for me) joke about the difference between Yankee Stadium and porcupines.

Both of them are funnier than you?

Go Iggles!
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Re: Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2009, 08:15:48 AM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 05, 2009, 08:06:18 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 05, 2009, 07:30:07 AM

The asshole with the "Win For George" sign reminded me of the old (yes, even for me) joke about the difference between Yankee Stadium TDubbs' house and porcupines.

Both of them are funnier than you?

Go Iggles!

Porcupines have the pricks on the outside'd.
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Re: Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2009, 08:56:30 AM »
I wonder if that was the fewest number of at-bats ever for a World Series MVP (non-pitcher, obviously).  Get me Hartig on the phone.  And get me someone else while I'm waiting.
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Re: Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2009, 09:05:13 AM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 05, 2009, 08:56:30 AM
I wonder if that was the fewest number of at-bats ever for a World Series MVP (non-pitcher, obviously).  Get me Hartig on the phone.  And get me someone else while I'm waiting.

Just tell whoever answers the phone that you have cancer, and they'll put you right through.
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Re: Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2009, 09:08:34 AM »
Quote from: CT III on November 05, 2009, 09:05:13 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 05, 2009, 08:56:30 AM
I wonder if that was the fewest number of at-bats ever for a World Series MVP (non-pitcher, obviously).  Get me Hartig on the phone.  And get me someone else while I'm waiting.

Just tell whoever answers the phone that you have cancer, and they'll put you right through.

I got it from a kid who tried to steal a foul ball from me.
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Re: Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2009, 09:15:00 AM »
Matsui had a nice series as a DH. But I don't understand how Rivera isn't the MVP. Kinda dum.
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Re: Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2009, 09:25:57 AM »
This was the first World Series that I can recall in which I never watched a single pitch.  Just a clean break from baseball.  Feels good.

Go Hawks.

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Re: Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2009, 11:54:59 AM »
The World Series is over.  Is Bradley still a Cub?
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Re: Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2009, 12:25:13 PM »
So glad for Yankee fans. They waited SOOOOOO long for this!
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Re: Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2009, 01:55:07 PM »
Quote from: BichetteHappens on November 05, 2009, 12:25:13 PM
So glad for Yankee fans. They waited SOOOOOO long for this!

Indeed.
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