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I hope you fuckers had a grekat fuckgin night tonight. I see the hawks losdt. something about wisneswki being a prick. Fuck that dude. But seriously, saint patricks day is a nice day to just drink for no fucking reason. I suppose any day is just as good b ut lets not get pedantic  here. I'm sitting here watching the pacific and cooking a pizza loving fucking life. I think I'm going to jo into marisa miller's vortex because she's hot as shit. I don't care who you are, you marry her regardless even if she's an athesit. You amrry that shit like there's no fucking yesterday. I think this redhead in this show is from that one movie where he has aids and they try to find a cure. I assume it's called the cure or something. TJ, I heard there's a little tj now. congrats dude. And to IAN and Slak and any other expecting fuckers, congrats. So the cubs are probably going to suck. that sucks. I mean they'll be right at 500 but thats disappointing. Keep the faith mother fuckers. I need to fellate z more often. That picture that pen posted in the other thread reminds me so much of why i fucking love that dude. fuck milton. he gone. I'm moving on.

Merlin Olsen dead at 69

Any of you other Xbox homos getting this? I was first introduced to the series from FFVII and I haven't touched the series since. I contemplated the last one but I heard it was online only so I thought WoW (which I wouldn't touch with BC's penis). This one is something I'm geared up for.

I was in GameStop last night, and the clerk at the shitty store convinced me to get this game. He had long been an Xbox fanboy, like me and recently got the PS3 and after playing this game, he was amazed at what the PS3 is able to do. Basically the game is a big movie, following 4 separate characters. You can't actually lose the game. All of your actions dictate the next events or the ending. The graphics are amazing and it's pretty interesting. The game utilizies a decent amount of the tilt function on the PS3 controller as some actions require that. Anyway, I think this is a good game so far (I'm about an hour in) but I probably am not doing it justice:

http://ps3.ign.com/articles/106/1067755p1.html
http://www.gamespot.com/ps3/adventure/heavyrain/review.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=gssummary&tag=summary;read-review
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Rain

IAN mentioned this game for the PS3 in the Sbox... Weebs, yay or nay?

Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 30, 2009, 09:47:13 AM
Yeti, I saw you playing The Saboteur last night.  How is it?

I meant to start a new thread about this game.

It's a sandbox game so that really kind of gives you an idea of how it plays. It mixes GTA elements, along with Assassin's Creed, along with a couple others I can't quite think of. With any sandbox, I think they try to duplicate some things and find a few other things that they want to be remembered by. Ex: Assassin's Creed started (from what I know of) the whole climb all over the place. (If there's a game before it that did this, shut up and go with me here) The Saboteur allows you to climb all over the place. It definitely lags behind AC in the ease of doing so. They do well in showing you where you can climb next with a little white light, but it takes longer to climb up a building. This could also be a positive b/c AC sometimes seems a little too ridiculous in your climbing abilities.

Some things I like about this game: You can store what seems like an infinite amount of vehicles in your garages and use at your disposal. The visuals are really cool. This is where they probably do the best. When you are in areas where the resistance is strong, then everything is colored as normal. However, if you are in strong Nazi-controlled areas, then most of the screen goes black and white with a few things colored, like Nazi flags. Ex:


So far, there haven't been too many things that are duplicating. Each mission seems to have a different feel to it. One critique I've heard is the difficulty to use weapons b/c of third person. Well, that's true, but it's not more difficult than other games that are 3rd person. The only thing I could imagine them doing better is to have snap aiming like in GTAIV.

Since this is a WWII game, normally there are limits to what you can do, but from what I've gathered, this game isn't going to go by the history books but instead allow you to rewrite history, like in Inglorious Basterds. I may be wrong, but that's what it's looking like.

Overall, I like the game. I'm a fan of these sandbox games. This one is just another in a huge string of them. I'm not sure if it necessarily stands out among them, but it's definitely something I enjoy playing.

Top 10 Cubs of the 00s

Quote8. Ryan Theriot: He is the first starting shortstop developed in the Cubs' farm system since Shawon Dunston. An overachiever that fans love to root for, Theriot is a career .288 hitter. His best season was in 2008 when he batted .307 and had a .387 on-base percentage. He has been solid defensively and durable the past three seasons, averaging 12 errors and 150 games played.

Fuck them for this one:

Quote10. Mark DeRosa: Though with the team for only a short period of time, he became arguably its most popular player. DeRosa was a key component of the 2007 and '08 division championship teams. He batted .289 with 31 home runs and 159 runs batted in during his two-plus seasons. His versatility and game-altering hits were his forte. And he could still win an election as alderman in Chicago.

Fuck you, you fat fucking piece of shit

QuoteRecently many of these frustrations have been coming to a head, and players have begun throwing each other under the bus publicly.

This all started about a week ago when Carlos Silva mouthed off to the media about how the pitchers have all been showing up focused, and ready to go, while the batters are playing lackadaisically.

Really?  The batters are to blame for you being possibly the worst starting pitcher in the major leagues.  You lead the AL in losses, and have a dispicable ERA of 5.93.  I would say you should look in the mirror before blaming others for your shortcomings.

Silva was brought in to be a veteran leader in the clubhouse, and to solidify the pitching staff.  Leaders typically do not blame other players on the team publicly.  Generally, they lead by example, take due blame, or if needed to, call out players behind closed doors.

Nice choice, Jim.