Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on June 01, 2009, 10:15:28 PM
I sweep the stadium and clean the bathrooms. Just wanted to sound important.
That's very important. I hate messy stadiums and bathrooms.
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#31
Desipio Lounge / Re: Josh Vitters is, um, like, awesome
June 01, 2009, 10:33:30 PMThat's very important. I hate messy stadiums and bathrooms.
#32
You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Kiss Eight Bucks Goodbye / Re: Dead Snow
May 31, 2009, 01:48:51 PMQuote from: Tank on May 31, 2009, 11:50:46 AM
DØD SNØ
That is going to be the name of my metal band. I might add some umlauts though.
#33
Desipio Lounge / Re: Totally Unlistenable
May 27, 2009, 05:57:53 PMQuote from: Brownie on May 27, 2009, 04:01:35 PM
I can't handle Santo's groans and moans and doddering-old-man bit anymore. It's tiresome, it's irritating, it's not illuminating (a good call that goes against the Cubs is as protested as a legit bad call), and I'm burned out.
I know Mike D. agrees to some extent, but I'm also at the point where I'll listen to the opposing team on my phone instead of listening to Santo. In fact, that's maybe what I'll do for the weekend series. Scully for the first 3 innings followed by Charley Steiner and great American (and former Cub) Rick Monday sounds a lot better than Santo's sad sack bit along with 8 innings of Hughes and 1 inning of Bob Sirrott's nephew.
Scully is so good he makes sitting in LA traffic tolerable.
#34
Desipio Lounge / Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
May 26, 2009, 11:16:20 AMQuote from: MAD on May 26, 2009, 11:13:39 AMQuote from: butthead on May 26, 2009, 11:12:35 AMQuote from: Eli on May 26, 2009, 11:06:37 AMQuote from: Waco Kid on May 26, 2009, 05:45:46 AM
How in the hell is Neil Cotts still even on this team?
Well, he's left-handed. It's impossible for right-handed pitchers to get left-handed hitters out, so we gotta have one.
You know has held lefties to a .707 OPS over the past three years, including a .479 OPS this year? Mike Wuertz. I still don't understand why he was traded away for nothing.
How can they keep running Cotts out there, but give up on Eyre and Wuertz so easily?
You just made an enemy, pal.
Stevie and I are kindred spirits. We both love a good fourthmeal.
#35
Desipio Lounge / Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
May 26, 2009, 11:12:35 AMQuote from: Eli on May 26, 2009, 11:06:37 AMQuote from: Waco Kid on May 26, 2009, 05:45:46 AM
How in the hell is Neil Cotts still even on this team?
Well, he's left-handed. It's impossible for right-handed pitchers to get left-handed hitters out, so we gotta have one.
You know has held lefties to a .707 OPS over the past three years, including a .479 OPS this year? Mike Wuertz. I still don't understand why he was traded away for nothing.
How can they keep running Cotts out there, but give up on Eyre and Wuertz so easily?
#36
Desipio Lounge / Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
May 26, 2009, 01:09:17 AMQuote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 25, 2009, 09:31:44 PM
By the way, only two teams in MLB history have lost more than eight in a row in a season and still made the playoffs.
Then the whole season comes down to tomorrow's game. Win or go home.
#37
Desipio Lounge / Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
May 25, 2009, 08:46:37 PM
Suck it, Ibanez.
#38
Boobtube / Re: Breaking Bad
May 25, 2009, 12:10:00 AM
Walt kind of pulled a Tony Soprano move at the end.
#39
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
May 21, 2009, 10:02:34 PMQuote from: Pre on May 20, 2009, 08:10:44 PMShe likes it.
Butthead and his delightful wife (who I refuse to call Mrs Butthead)
Quote from: Pre on May 20, 2009, 08:10:44 PMSo you're saying we should raise our prices?
similar invitations we shopped around for were easily 2x expensive
Quote from: Pre on May 20, 2009, 08:10:44 PMThanks.
I'd strongly recommend them for you invitation needs.
#40
You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Kiss Eight Bucks Goodbye / Re: LOST Star Trek
May 08, 2009, 08:25:12 PMQuote from: Tank on May 08, 2009, 05:46:43 PMQuote from: Weebs on May 08, 2009, 05:30:14 PM
The main problem I had was I saw the midnight showing last night (yes...I got in), which I really regret because the theater was full of Trekkies, so everyone was clapping after almost every line.
What did you expect, nerdlinger?
I expect the bra bomb to work.
#41
Desipio Lounge / Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
May 08, 2009, 10:34:20 AMQuote from: Slakee on May 08, 2009, 09:38:50 AMQuote from: Kermit, B. on May 08, 2009, 09:32:35 AMQuote from: ~Apex on May 08, 2009, 07:37:51 AM
So the bell tolls for Gathwrong, but Chad Fox is still around? This is only half-wright.
After Gathright proved totally useless even as a defensive replacement, this is a good start, though.
BOBBY SCALES is cementing his legendary status more and more each day.
Somebody has to fill Hank's shoes.
#42
Desipio Lounge / Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
May 08, 2009, 12:13:00 AMQuote from: Brownie on May 07, 2009, 10:34:31 PM
Chad Fox is by all accounts a great guy, and it's great he's come back twice from injuries....
It's a great story that would play much better in Pittsburgh or Baltimore.
But would it play in Peoria?
#43
Desipio Lounge / Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
May 06, 2009, 08:29:16 PMQuote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 06, 2009, 07:49:08 PMQuote from: Kermit, B. on May 06, 2009, 06:20:49 PMQuote from: PenFoe on May 06, 2009, 05:17:14 PM
Smark down, Fox up.Quote
Fox is replacing Jeff Samardzija, who is expected to go back into the starting rotation at Iowa. He could wind up returning as a starter with Carlos Zambrano on the disabled list.
Apparently Phildo thinks that Smarkja will be ready to come back as a starter in roughly 48 hours.
Idiot.
At first blush, I honestly thought you meant Jake Fox.
So I guess that means BOBBY SCALES! is going back to Des Moines so Wells can come up and pitch Friday.
Unless something terrible happens to Gathright. Or Lou realizes he sucks.
#44
Desipio Lounge / Re: Questions about Swine Flu
May 05, 2009, 04:18:56 PMQuote from: Kermit, B. on May 05, 2009, 11:15:34 AMQuote from: butthead on May 02, 2009, 11:35:55 AM
I was coughing up a storm last night because I have a cold, and I think I freaked out the guy working at 7-11 when I went in to get some food at 1am. The poor guy probably thinks he has swine flu now. That's too bad for him, but I really wanted some taquitos.
Me and the missus went down to Puerto Vallarta last week. Before I left Chicago, I had a cold, and 6 straight days of day drinking didn't cure it as well as I assumed it would. When we were leaving Sunday, my eyes were watering in the airport with my efforts to hold in any coughing. Any time anyone on the plane so much as sniffled, they got suspicious looks.
The Mexican government went high-tech on this one, though. In the PV aeropuerto, they pointed a laser thermometer at our heads to take our temperature. Then, we had a very brief layover in Mexico City, during which time they put us in front of a screen that showed our body heat just like the Predator would see it.
Did you get some taquitos in Mexico? I mean, authentic Mexican taquitos.
#45
Desipio Lounge / Re: Questions about Swine Flu
May 02, 2009, 01:18:35 PMQuote from: Slakee on May 02, 2009, 11:59:16 AMQuote from: butthead on May 02, 2009, 11:35:55 AM
I was coughing up a storm last night because I have a cold, and I think I freaked out the guy working at 7-11 when I went in to get some food at 1am. The poor guy probably thinks he has swine flu now. That's too bad for him, but I really wanted some taquitos.
Maybe the swine flu wants the taquitos and you're simply a slave to its demands. Ever think of that?
You just blew my mind.