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Quote from: Slaky! on June 05, 2007, 03:51:09 PM

Quote from: ~Apex on June 05, 2007, 03:43:41 PM

Quote from: Down In Front on June 05, 2007, 03:40:50 PM

Quote from: ~Apex on June 05, 2007, 03:37:45 PM

Quote from: Down In Front on June 05, 2007, 03:34:00 PM

Quote from: ~Apex on June 05, 2007, 03:20:36 PM

Quote from: Fork_The_Third on June 05, 2007, 03:17:23 PM

Quote from: Down In Front on June 05, 2007, 03:02:59 PM

Quote from: SD on June 05, 2007, 02:54:11 PM
I lived in Chicago for exactly 1 day in 2003.  The apartment we looked at was very nice, and very affordable.  Was about $1000 split between two people.  Just blocks from Wrigley Field and Lake Michigan.  I still wonder what could have been.

Then again, I think the apartment might have been around Halsted, which I didn't know anything about at the time.  Thanks to this (the only) site (you'll ever need), I've learned that Halsted might not be the right place for an upstanding heterosexual such as myself.  Good luck and good hunting, Pexarino!

1)  One day?  And you just leave us hanging like that?  What the hell's the story behind THAT one?

2)  You don't have to be gay to live on Halsted;  you just can't be a homophobe.  I used to work with a guy who was your typical Lincoln Park-like Trixiemale.  And, naturally his name was Chad.  He grew up downstate, and was one of the biggest flippin' whores I ever had the distinction of partying with.  Dumb as a box of rocks, but I'll be damned if he didn't get laid nearly every goddamn weekend, and usually by girls who were out of most guys' leagues.  Anyway, this guy  lived right at Halsted and Roscoe, which is like Ground Zero of Boys Town.  Didn't bother him in the least.  Why would it?  He was too busy banging chicks to give a f@#$ what people thought.  Besides, as he used to say, plenty of straight chicks in the neighborhood--hetero girls naturally feeling safer in a clean area not infested by potential rapists.  To him, it was a numbers game.  What a slut.

somehow, you manage to sound only slightly jealous.

You think Mike secretly wishes "Chad" was a ghey and would whisk him away to his little nest of sin on Halsted for some ... yilch.

I kinda got that too.

You guys are just mad cuz I called yer little Joy Luck Club of Weight Loss gay.

You mean the one where I was thoroughly mocking fat people and talking about dropping a half-meter deuce and eating peanut butter? No, that was no phase. I was just thoroughly mocking your hero worship of some switch-hitting Halsted bar hopper. It was quite fun too.

Next you're gonna tell me Paul wasn't getting laid every night.

Why must you be so cruel?

No fear of that, ol boy. Paul is what we thought he was.

Crown his ass. Preferably whilist on a bike.

I call BULLSHIT!  Except for the bike part. 

I'm definitely not homophobic (stop me if you've heard this before -- my uncle is gay), so that does sound decent.  Sounds like a monopoly on the females, since there's no competition.  If the Halsted area ladies needs a cleanup hitter, I'm the guy for the gals!

Quote from: Down In Front on June 05, 2007, 03:02:59 PM
1)  One day?  And you just leave us hanging like that?  What the hell's the story behind THAT one?

Cliffhanger, eh?  This makes me want to put a soap opera spin on this.

I slept in my car on the mean streets of Chicago, while cops were constantly driving by from every which direction.

To be continued...

Quote from: CT II on June 05, 2007, 11:57:54 AM

Quote from: Kermit on June 05, 2007, 11:37:31 AM

Quote from: Slaky! on June 05, 2007, 08:12:34 AM

Quote from: Chuckosan on June 04, 2007, 10:40:40 PM
Sarah Silverman making Paris Hilton cry.  Very nice work.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x264gw_idontlikeyouinthatwaycom-sarah-silv

Cue Kermit....

That wasn't even that funny. Metal penises? She could have done better.

Next year, they should try getting a comedian to host the show.

You're just mad because you don't get it.

Oh, u mad cuz im stylin on u!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_gAV--x3M

I lived in Chicago for exactly 1 day in 2003.  The apartment we looked at was very nice, and very affordable.  Was about $1000 split between two people.  Just blocks from Wrigley Field and Lake Michigan.  I still wonder what could have been.

Then again, I think the apartment might have been around Halsted, which I didn't know anything about at the time.  Thanks to this (the only) site (you'll ever need), I've learned that Halsted might not be the right place for an upstanding heterosexual such as myself.  Good luck and good hunting, Pexarino!

Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2007, 01:50:44 AM

Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on June 03, 2007, 07:21:28 PM
Can we please trade Zambrano for this pitcher? Hai !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSPw_9GX9HI&NR=1

You don't need to speak Japanese to know what those commentators are saying as she leaves the mound...

Na...nani!?

You've probably already viewed this, but here's Braves AA manager Phil Wellman getting ejected from a ballgame in a rather entertaining/animated fashion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2UdDsgB22s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIYAUQZizVc

Quote from: CPT on December 22, 2006, 11:43:17 AM

Quote from: Chuckosan on December 22, 2006, 10:46:44 AM
Murtons Kids is reserved.

We're no gingers.  And the Murt hasn't been lurking around my area, as far as I know.

Slaky, for both the screen name and actual name, I've got it narrowed down to either J-Bug or Hench.

Have you run this by the Sports Gal yet?

Boredom is for whack bitches.  Get'chy'game on, player!

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2176.msg31666#msg31666

Not sure what instigated the exile, but --

Last Active:  November 22, 2006, 05:08:58 PM

Damn, was just about to bump this here thread.

Quote from: Timmy B on December 21, 2006, 02:28:41 PM
Isn't that Warsteiner Premium (or Fresh, I forget the name) just their N/A brew?

Yeah, I couldn't remember what its gimmick was.  The only thing I remembered was that it was American brew-ish, which is where I drew my comparison of it to Budweiser from.  I had read on it at some point, when all stores in town had suddenly stopped carrying dunkel.  I never did find anything that was quite on its level, but thankfully dunkel did make a return later down the road.  Either way, gimme a dunkel any day.

I've had 12 Warsteiner dunkels in my fridge for about 3 years.  It seems like the verum is more available, but the bitter description is pretty accurate.  So is the description about dunkel being like beer wasn't meant to be made any other way.  Warsteiner also has a premium brew which is supposed to be just another Bud type, but the dunkel is good enough to not have to consider trying any other type.

Yeah, that's right Pancho.  We're pontificating about the greatness of Warsteiner dunkel.  Y'wanna case race or somethin'!?

Ha!  Wow, that is some nice work, wetfloor8.  I have a pint+ of that sitting in my fridge (s'been there for 1-2 years, given my non-drink stance).  So maybe I can finally get that question answered after all -- on the back it says something about pouring in yeast.  Are they serious?!?  Can I just drink it straight out of the bottle, or do I gotta go dumping stuff in it first?

Also, if its been in there that long, is it still good?  I'll drink it right now if it is, I swear.