Have at it.
Apparently Phil Simms thinks this game is being played in Dallas.
And the secondary is back to suck mode.
Quote from: BC on November 20, 2011, 05:07:54 PM
And the secondary is back to suck mode.
Erm?
Absent that truly boneheaded fake punt call, that was a near perfect offensive half of football and a near perfect final quarter of football.
Well, there were a couple nice plays from the secondary down the stretch, but they were awful for most of the first 3 quarters.
Still, a win is a win. Bring on Oakland.
Quote from: BC on November 20, 2011, 06:18:50 PM
Still, a win is a win.
You're an idiot.
Quote from: thehawk on November 20, 2011, 06:17:19 PM
Absent that truly boneheaded fake punt call...
Toub must have gotten into Lovie's stash of stupid pills.
Cutler broke his thumb, evidently on the interception tackle.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 20, 2011, 08:12:20 PM
Cutler broke his thumb, evidently on the interception tackle.
Vaughn McClure just said the Bears are preparing to move on without him for a while. Now I'm really fucking pissed at Johnny Knox. FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK. GOD DAMMIT. WHY?!!?!?!!
This blows.
That was a fun season.
I don't think the love child of BC and Fro could experience a deeper pit of despair than the one I'm in at the moment.
And 6-8 weeks. Maybe back for playoffs if they can figure out a way to get there. I absolutely hate the entire world right now.
Damn it. I support Jay.
Jay is getting surgery? Think dat Hanie guy would do dat? Think dat Rojers guy would do dat? NO SIREEEE... Fucking pussy.
*calls Berry Favre*
Story from the Trib. (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-cutler-suffers-broken-thumb-on-throwing-hand-20111120,0,3721060.story)
This fucking blows.
Quote from: SKO on November 20, 2011, 09:02:38 PM
And 6-8 weeks. Maybe back for playoffs if they can figure out a way to get there. I absolutely hate the entire world right now.
Six to eight weeks = SUPER BEARS SUPER BOWE
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 20, 2011, 09:14:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on November 20, 2011, 09:02:38 PM
And 6-8 weeks. Maybe back for playoffs if they can figure out a way to get there. I absolutely hate the entire world right now.
Six to eight weeks = SUPER BEARS SUPER BOWE
This is no time for positive! Nobody really want to go to Indianoplace anyway.
Too. Many. Times.
Quote from: BC on November 20, 2011, 09:21:34 PM
Too. Many. Times.
Words. Are. Sentences.
In other words I have no idea what this means.
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 20, 2011, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: BC on November 20, 2011, 09:21:34 PM
Too. Many. Times.
Words. Are. Sentences.
In other words I have no idea what this means.
"I've seen it too many times" is an old BC-ism that reached meme status.
The origin appears to have disappeared in the Great Rattoing of Aught-Nine.
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on November 20, 2011, 09:45:16 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 20, 2011, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: BC on November 20, 2011, 09:21:34 PM
Too. Many. Times.
Words. Are. Sentences.
In other words I have no idea what this means.
"I've seen it too many times" is an old BC-ism that reached meme status.
The origin appears to have disappeared in the Great Rattoing of Aught-Nine.
We need a Desipio wiki.
Not really.
The Bears have games left at home against KC and Seattle. They have Denver, Oakland and Minnesota on the road (and Green Bay). The defense and special teams should be good enough to win a few of those games. Finishing 3-3 gets them to 10 wins and a pretty good shot at the playoffs.
Cutler is supposed to miss 6-8 weeks. The wild-card round starts in 7 weeks. All is well.
Super Bears, Super Bowl.
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on November 20, 2011, 09:45:16 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 20, 2011, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: BC on November 20, 2011, 09:21:34 PM
Too. Many. Times.
Words. Are. Sentences.
In other words I have no idea what this means.
"I've seen it too many times" is an old BC-ism that reached meme status.
The origin appears to have disappeared in the Great Rattoing of Aught-Nine.
Basically, it is a statement that I made a few times about how the Cubs, Bears, Illini and my life suck and will always suck.
Quote from: BC on November 20, 2011, 10:00:04 PM
Basically, it is a statement that I made a few times about how the Cubs, Bears, Illini and my life suck and will always suck.
Is that what that inescapable force is called?
(http://p.twimg.com/AeA45Y3CIAAnwN6.jpg)
TIME TO POST
Quote from: Eli on November 20, 2011, 09:52:18 PM
The Bears have games left at home against KC and Seattle. They have Denver, Oakland and Minnesota on the road (and Green Bay). The defense and special teams should be good enough to win a few of those games.
Not to mention the fact that Caleb Hanie is fully capable of handing off to Forte.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 20, 2011, 10:42:21 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 20, 2011, 09:52:18 PM
The Bears have games left at home against KC and Seattle. They have Denver, Oakland and Minnesota on the road (and Green Bay). The defense and special teams should be good enough to win a few of those games.
Not to mention the fact that Caleb Hanie is fully capable of handing off to Forte.
Forte would have a shit ton of leverage if he decided to hold out now.
Matt Stafford dominated this week with a broken finger on his throwing hand. It'd be great to have a tough QB on our team too.
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 21, 2011, 05:13:52 AM
Matt Stafford dominated this week with a broken finger on his throwing hand. It'd be great to have a tough QB on our team too.
He's dreamy isn't he?
Bears will be fine. Frankly, there's still no excuse for them not to win the next 4 game with Hanie at QB, but 3-1 will still be acceptable. I'm just sad Cutler won't be able to come back to Denver and shove it up that idiotic fanbase's collective hiney.
Quote from: PANK! on November 21, 2011, 08:56:36 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 21, 2011, 05:13:52 AM
Matt Stafford dominated this week with a broken finger on his throwing hand. It'd be great to have a tough QB on our team too.
He's dreamy isn't he?
Bears will be fine. Frankly, there's still no excuse for them not to win the next 4 game with Hanie at QB, but 3-1 will still be acceptable. I'm just sad Cutler won't be able to come back to Denver and shove it up that idiotic fanbase's collective hiney.
I was really looking forward to a demolition of Denver. Now it's going to be on the defense to just wreck that team. I think they can. Meanwhile, Jay should be on the sideline with a megaphone yelling "Fuck you" after every hit on Jesus.
Quote from: Slaky on November 21, 2011, 09:16:44 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 21, 2011, 08:56:36 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 21, 2011, 05:13:52 AM
Matt Stafford dominated this week with a broken finger on his throwing hand. It'd be great to have a tough QB on our team too.
He's dreamy isn't he?
Bears will be fine. Frankly, there's still no excuse for them not to win the next 4 game with Hanie at QB, but 3-1 will still be acceptable. I'm just sad Cutler won't be able to come back to Denver and shove it up that idiotic fanbase's collective hiney.
I was really looking forward to a demolition of Denver. Now it's going to be on the defense to just wreck that team. I think they can. Meanwhile, Jay should be on the sideline with a megaphone yelling "Fuck you" after every hit on Jesus.
I want being carried out on a stretcher to be the new Tebowing.
Tough break on Cutler (pun maybe intended). The Bears really did turn it around after getting curb stomped in the Dome.
Honestly, pay Matt Forte...that dude is fucking legit.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 21, 2011, 09:44:31 AM
Honestly, pay Matt Forte...that dude is fucking legit.
No worries. They'll franchise tag him.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 21, 2011, 10:18:49 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 21, 2011, 09:44:31 AM
Honestly, pay Matt Forte...that dude is fucking legit.
No worries. They'll franchise tag him.
DOSE CHEAP MCCLASKEYS! DEY NEEDS TO GIVE HIM A HUGE EXTENSION SO I CAN HATE HIM FOR MAKING ALL DAT MONEY!!!
Per Zach Zaidman, Jay will have surgery tomorrow, and the team hopes to have him back before the end of the season.
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 21, 2011, 10:27:21 AM
Per Zach Zaidman, Jay will have surgery tomorrow, and the team hopes to have him back before the end of the season.
Zaidman is the one guy who covers the team who isn't prone to gloom and doom. On the other hand, he's also prone to swallowing a lot of the bullshit that comes from Halas hall. So anyway, I'm going to kill myself. Let me know if things turn out OK with Hanie. I'll find a way back.
Quote from: SKO on November 21, 2011, 10:55:15 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 21, 2011, 10:27:21 AM
Per Zach Zaidman, Jay will have surgery tomorrow, and the team hopes to have him back before the end of the season.
Zaidman is the one guy who covers the team who isn't prone to gloom and doom. On the other hand, he's also prone to swallowing a lot of the bullshit that comes from Halas hall. So anyway, I'm going to kill myself. Let me know if things turn out OK with Hanie. I'll find a way back.
So, do I need another man date for the 20th then? Or should I ask one of my drama queens. Please let me know.
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 21, 2011, 11:12:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 21, 2011, 10:55:15 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 21, 2011, 10:27:21 AM
Per Zach Zaidman, Jay will have surgery tomorrow, and the team hopes to have him back before the end of the season.
Zaidman is the one guy who covers the team who isn't prone to gloom and doom. On the other hand, he's also prone to swallowing a lot of the bullshit that comes from Halas hall. So anyway, I'm going to kill myself. Let me know if things turn out OK with Hanie. I'll find a way back.
So, do I need another man date for the 20th then? Or should I ask one of my drama queens. Please let me know.
Seriously. NUT THE FUCK UP, SALLY! They're running through the short bus circuit of the schedule. Even Todd Collins could garner 2 W's out of the next 4 games.
Quote from: PANK! on November 21, 2011, 11:22:49 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 21, 2011, 11:12:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 21, 2011, 10:55:15 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 21, 2011, 10:27:21 AM
Per Zach Zaidman, Jay will have surgery tomorrow, and the team hopes to have him back before the end of the season.
Zaidman is the one guy who covers the team who isn't prone to gloom and doom. On the other hand, he's also prone to swallowing a lot of the bullshit that comes from Halas hall. So anyway, I'm going to kill myself. Let me know if things turn out OK with Hanie. I'll find a way back.
So, do I need another man date for the 20th then? Or should I ask one of my drama queens. Please let me know.
Seriously. NUT THE FUCK UP, SALLY! They're running through the short bus circuit of the schedule. Even Todd Collins could garner 2 W's out of the next 4 games.
UT OH. HUEY GONNA BE DE-FRIENDED!!!!!
But seriously SKO, buy a damn belt and move out of Iowa so you have something else to do with your life
Also, Patrick Mannelly is out for the season. DISTRACTIONS ARE PILING UP FOR ROBBIE GOULD
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 21, 2011, 12:25:17 PM
Also, Patrick Mannelly is out for the season. DISTRACTIONS ARE PILING UP FOR ROBBIE GOULD
Can they just slot in Tyler Clutts at QB, long snapper, right tackle and left guard?
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 21, 2011, 12:35:04 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 21, 2011, 12:25:17 PM
Also, Patrick Mannelly is out for the season. DISTRACTIONS ARE PILING UP FOR ROBBIE GOULD
Can they just slot in Tyler Clutts at QB, long snapper, right tackle and left guard?
Probably not. The 53-Tyler Clutts roster is still in the beta stage. In simulations it's beating the living shit out of the Dane Sansabelter model. Since neither team can catch a pass it's pretty much a running-only game. Advantage: Clutts's.
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 21, 2011, 11:12:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 21, 2011, 10:55:15 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 21, 2011, 10:27:21 AM
Per Zach Zaidman, Jay will have surgery tomorrow, and the team hopes to have him back before the end of the season.
Zaidman is the one guy who covers the team who isn't prone to gloom and doom. On the other hand, he's also prone to swallowing a lot of the bullshit that comes from Halas hall. So anyway, I'm going to kill myself. Let me know if things turn out OK with Hanie. I'll find a way back.
So, do I need another man date for the 20th then? Or should I ask one of my drama queens. Please let me know.
No we're good. I've talked myself off the ledge. Jay's going to be back in time for the playoffs, and I remembered that this is a Lovie Smith team. They know how to win even if they're getting 176 yards per game from their passing game. I'd take Hanie over Tebow, Palko, Tarvaris Jackson, and probably Ponder. It'll be alright. Caleb's gonna earn himself the next Kolb/Cassell 60 mildo contract for a desperate team and you and I will exchange some shirtless hugs after he throws a solitary TD pass to Tyler Clutts in a 17-3 Bears win over the Chickens. Jay will return the next week and end Green Bay's shot at perfection. I have spoken.
Quote from: SKO on November 21, 2011, 03:30:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 21, 2011, 11:12:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 21, 2011, 10:55:15 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 21, 2011, 10:27:21 AM
Per Zach Zaidman, Jay will have surgery tomorrow, and the team hopes to have him back before the end of the season.
Zaidman is the one guy who covers the team who isn't prone to gloom and doom. On the other hand, he's also prone to swallowing a lot of the bullshit that comes from Halas hall. So anyway, I'm going to kill myself. Let me know if things turn out OK with Hanie. I'll find a way back.
So, do I need another man date for the 20th then? Or should I ask one of my drama queens. Please let me know.
No we're good. I've talked myself off the ledge. Jay's going to be back in time for the playoffs, and I remembered that this is a Lovie Smith team. They know how to win even if they're getting 176 yards per game from their passing game. I'd take Hanie over Tebow, Palko, Tarvaris Jackson, and probably Ponder. It'll be alright. Caleb's gonna earn himself the next Kolb/Cassell 60 mildo contract for a desperate team and you and I will exchange some shirtless hugs after he throws a solitary TD pass to Tyler Clutts in a 17-3 Bears win over the Chickens. Jay will return the next week and end Green Bay's shot at perfection. I have spoken.
:)
Quote from: SKO on November 21, 2011, 03:30:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 21, 2011, 11:12:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 21, 2011, 10:55:15 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 21, 2011, 10:27:21 AM
Per Zach Zaidman, Jay will have surgery tomorrow, and the team hopes to have him back before the end of the season.
Zaidman is the one guy who covers the team who isn't prone to gloom and doom. On the other hand, he's also prone to swallowing a lot of the bullshit that comes from Halas hall. So anyway, I'm going to kill myself. Let me know if things turn out OK with Hanie. I'll find a way back.
So, do I need another man date for the 20th then? Or should I ask one of my drama queens. Please let me know.
No we're good. I've talked myself off the ledge. Jay's going to be back in time for the playoffs, and I remembered that this is a Lovie Smith team. They know how to win even if they're getting 176 yards per game from their passing game. I'd take Hanie over Tebow, Palko, Tarvaris Jackson, Painter, Gabbert, Skelton, McCoy, Grossman, and probably Ponder. It'll be alright. Caleb's gonna earn himself the next Kolb/Cassell 60 mildo contract for a desperate team and you and I will exchange some shirtless hugs after he throws a solitary TD pass to Tyler Clutts in a 17-3 Bears win over the Chickens. Jay will return the next week and end Green Bay's shot at perfection. I have spoken.
Luck, Landry, RG3, Barkley'd
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 21, 2011, 03:31:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on November 21, 2011, 03:30:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 21, 2011, 11:12:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 21, 2011, 10:55:15 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 21, 2011, 10:27:21 AM
Per Zach Zaidman, Jay will have surgery tomorrow, and the team hopes to have him back before the end of the season.
Zaidman is the one guy who covers the team who isn't prone to gloom and doom. On the other hand, he's also prone to swallowing a lot of the bullshit that comes from Halas hall. So anyway, I'm going to kill myself. Let me know if things turn out OK with Hanie. I'll find a way back.
So, do I need another man date for the 20th then? Or should I ask one of my drama queens. Please let me know.
No we're good. I've talked myself off the ledge. Jay's going to be back in time for the playoffs, and I remembered that this is a Lovie Smith team. They know how to win even if they're getting 176 yards per game from their passing game. I'd take Hanie over Tebow, Palko, Tarvaris Jackson, and probably Ponder. It'll be alright. Caleb's gonna earn himself the next Kolb/Cassell 60 mildo contract for a desperate team and you and I will exchange some shirtless hugs after he throws a solitary TD pass to Tyler Clutts in a 17-3 Bears win over the Chickens. Jay will return the next week and end Green Bay's shot at perfection. I have spoken.
:)
They need a sinister hybrid of the Orton/Cutler offense. All of the nice screens and quick tosses to Matt Spaeth you can possibly handle, the good ole "fake it to the RB, have everyone follow Kellen Davis, and throw it to Spaeth in the end zone play," more quick slants than Mark Sanchez could complete in a fevered dream, and then some nice bootlegs and rollouts when you wanna give Caleb a chance to get the safeties to play off the line of scrimmage.
Quote from: SKO on November 21, 2011, 04:46:53 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 21, 2011, 03:31:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on November 21, 2011, 03:30:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 21, 2011, 11:12:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 21, 2011, 10:55:15 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 21, 2011, 10:27:21 AM
Per Zach Zaidman, Jay will have surgery tomorrow, and the team hopes to have him back before the end of the season.
Zaidman is the one guy who covers the team who isn't prone to gloom and doom. On the other hand, he's also prone to swallowing a lot of the bullshit that comes from Halas hall. So anyway, I'm going to kill myself. Let me know if things turn out OK with Hanie. I'll find a way back.
So, do I need another man date for the 20th then? Or should I ask one of my drama queens. Please let me know.
No we're good. I've talked myself off the ledge. Jay's going to be back in time for the playoffs, and I remembered that this is a Lovie Smith team. They know how to win even if they're getting 176 yards per game from their passing game. I'd take Hanie over Tebow, Palko, Tarvaris Jackson, and probably Ponder. It'll be alright. Caleb's gonna earn himself the next Kolb/Cassell 60 mildo contract for a desperate team and you and I will exchange some shirtless hugs after he throws a solitary TD pass to Tyler Clutts in a 17-3 Bears win over the Chickens. Jay will return the next week and end Green Bay's shot at perfection. I have spoken.
:)
They need a sinister hybrid of the Orton/Cutler offense. All of the nice screens and quick tosses to Matt Spaeth you can possibly handle, the good ole "fake it to the RB, have everyone follow Kellen Davis, and throw it to Spaeth in the end zone play," more quick slants than Mark Sanchez could complete in a fevered dream, and then some nice bootlegs and rollouts when you wanna give Caleb a chance to get the safeties to play off the line of scrimmage.
So basically, they should just watch Houston with Leinart and do the same thing.
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 21, 2011, 03:04:26 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 21, 2011, 12:35:04 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 21, 2011, 12:25:17 PM
Also, Patrick Mannelly is out for the season. DISTRACTIONS ARE PILING UP FOR ROBBIE GOULD
Can they just slot in Tyler Clutts at QB, long snapper, right tackle and left guard?
Probably not. The 53-Tyler Clutts roster is still in the beta stage. In simulations it's beating the living shit out of the Dane Sansabelter model. Since neither team can catch a pass it's pretty much a running-only game. Advantage: Clutts's.
Why can't Tyler Clutts be the next John Kuhn?
(You mean be spectacularly average at football? He can!)
Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
Quote from: morpheus on November 22, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a30/Halman/viva.jpg)
Quote from: morpheus on November 22, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
Why not? He wants to come here and be Jay's valet? Honestly, Steve Fuller was a much, much shittier insurance policy. So was Jeff Hostetler (for Phil Simms). So was Mark Rypien (for Jay Schroeder). So was Trent Dilfer.
Quote from: Brownie on November 22, 2011, 03:37:53 PM
Quote from: morpheus on November 22, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
Why not? He wants to come here and be Jay's valet? Honestly, Steve Fuller was a much, much shittier insurance policy. So was Jeff Hostetler (for Phil Simms). So was Mark Rypien (for Jay Schroeder). So was Trent Dilfer.
Yeah, they need a veteran backup stat. This is perfect news. Please, yes.
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2011, 03:47:57 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 22, 2011, 03:37:53 PM
Quote from: morpheus on November 22, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
Why not? He wants to come here and be Jay's valet? Honestly, Steve Fuller was a much, much shittier insurance policy. So was Jeff Hostetler (for Phil Simms). So was Mark Rypien (for Jay Schroeder). So was Trent Dilfer.
Yeah, they need a veteran backup stat. This is perfect news. Please, yes.
Thirded. If your big concern is that Meatball Nation might start clamoring for the Neckbeard to start, well, just live with it. He won't be. In the meantime, not a horrible pickup.
Quote from: PANK! on November 22, 2011, 03:50:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2011, 03:47:57 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 22, 2011, 03:37:53 PM
Quote from: morpheus on November 22, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
Why not? He wants to come here and be Jay's valet? Honestly, Steve Fuller was a much, much shittier insurance policy. So was Jeff Hostetler (for Phil Simms). So was Mark Rypien (for Jay Schroeder). So was Trent Dilfer.
Yeah, they need a veteran backup stat. This is perfect news. Please, yes.
Thirded. If your big concern is that Meatball Nation might start clamoring for the Neckbeard to start, well, just live with it. He won't be. In the meantime, not a horrible pickup.
FOX's Jake Laser says that the Chiefs and Bears will claim him - the Chiefs have higher priority so it looks like he's going to KC. Which would ruin my dream of watching the Bears end Tyler Palko's life.
Quote from: Slaky on November 22, 2011, 03:53:15 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 22, 2011, 03:50:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2011, 03:47:57 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 22, 2011, 03:37:53 PM
Quote from: morpheus on November 22, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
Why not? He wants to come here and be Jay's valet? Honestly, Steve Fuller was a much, much shittier insurance policy. So was Jeff Hostetler (for Phil Simms). So was Mark Rypien (for Jay Schroeder). So was Trent Dilfer.
Yeah, they need a veteran backup stat. This is perfect news. Please, yes.
Thirded. If your big concern is that Meatball Nation might start clamoring for the Neckbeard to start, well, just live with it. He won't be. In the meantime, not a horrible pickup.
FOX's Jake Laser says that the Chiefs and Bears will claim him - the Chiefs have higher priority so it looks like he's going to KC. Which would ruin my dream of watching the Bears end Tyler Palko's life.
Stupid fucking Chiefs.
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2011, 03:55:19 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 22, 2011, 03:53:15 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 22, 2011, 03:50:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2011, 03:47:57 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 22, 2011, 03:37:53 PM
Quote from: morpheus on November 22, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
Why not? He wants to come here and be Jay's valet? Honestly, Steve Fuller was a much, much shittier insurance policy. So was Jeff Hostetler (for Phil Simms). So was Mark Rypien (for Jay Schroeder). So was Trent Dilfer.
Yeah, they need a veteran backup stat. This is perfect news. Please, yes.
Thirded. If your big concern is that Meatball Nation might start clamoring for the Neckbeard to start, well, just live with it. He won't be. In the meantime, not a horrible pickup.
FOX's Jake Laser says that the Chiefs and Bears will claim him - the Chiefs have higher priority so it looks like he's going to KC. Which would ruin my dream of watching the Bears end Tyler Palko's life.
Stupid fucking Chiefs.
Agreed. Stupid Chiefs. As for Morph's comments, we're headed for meatball outcry regardless. Hanie can probably steer this ship long enough to get Jay back in time for the playoffs, and we all know they're going to jump on Hanie for MANAGIN DA GAME, mY FRENT, but for once, I don't think it matters, because the entire organization is committed to Cutler financially and because I think even they are smart enough to know who their guy is. If Hanie goes down or falters, I'd sure as hell rather have Orton standing behind him than fucking Nathan Enderle.
Quote from: SKO on November 22, 2011, 03:58:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2011, 03:55:19 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 22, 2011, 03:53:15 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 22, 2011, 03:50:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2011, 03:47:57 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 22, 2011, 03:37:53 PM
Quote from: morpheus on November 22, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
Why not? He wants to come here and be Jay's valet? Honestly, Steve Fuller was a much, much shittier insurance policy. So was Jeff Hostetler (for Phil Simms). So was Mark Rypien (for Jay Schroeder). So was Trent Dilfer.
Yeah, they need a veteran backup stat. This is perfect news. Please, yes.
Thirded. If your big concern is that Meatball Nation might start clamoring for the Neckbeard to start, well, just live with it. He won't be. In the meantime, not a horrible pickup.
FOX's Jake Laser says that the Chiefs and Bears will claim him - the Chiefs have higher priority so it looks like he's going to KC. Which would ruin my dream of watching the Bears end Tyler Palko's life.
Stupid fucking Chiefs.
Agreed. Stupid Chiefs. As for Morph's comments, we're headed for meatball outcry regardless. Hanie can probably steer this ship long enough to get Jay back in time for the playoffs, and we all know they're going to jump on Hanie for MANAGIN DA GAME, mY FRENT, but for once, I don't think it matters, because the entire organization is committed to Cutler financially and because I think even they are smart enough to know who their guy is. If Hanie goes down or falters, I'd sure as hell rather have Orton standing behind him than fucking Nathan Enderle.
But would you have to change the name of your blog?
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2011, 03:55:19 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 22, 2011, 03:53:15 PM
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Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
Why not? He wants to come here and be Jay's valet? Honestly, Steve Fuller was a much, much shittier insurance policy. So was Jeff Hostetler (for Phil Simms). So was Mark Rypien (for Jay Schroeder). So was Trent Dilfer.
Yeah, they need a veteran backup stat. This is perfect news. Please, yes.
Thirded. If your big concern is that Meatball Nation might start clamoring for the Neckbeard to start, well, just live with it. He won't be. In the meantime, not a horrible pickup.
FOX's Jake Laser says that the Chiefs and Bears will claim him - the Chiefs have higher priority so it looks like he's going to KC. Which would ruin my dream of watching the Bears end Tyler Palko's life.
Stupid fucking Chiefs.
But, as has been speculated on The Score, Orton's agent could tell Kansas City that he wouldn't be willing to play for the Chiefs, which could cause them to drop the claim.
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Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
Why not? He wants to come here and be Jay's valet? Honestly, Steve Fuller was a much, much shittier insurance policy. So was Jeff Hostetler (for Phil Simms). So was Mark Rypien (for Jay Schroeder). So was Trent Dilfer.
Yeah, they need a veteran backup stat. This is perfect news. Please, yes.
Thirded. If your big concern is that Meatball Nation might start clamoring for the Neckbeard to start, well, just live with it. He won't be. In the meantime, not a horrible pickup.
FOX's Jake Laser says that the Chiefs and Bears will claim him - the Chiefs have higher priority so it looks like he's going to KC. Which would ruin my dream of watching the Bears end Tyler Palko's life.
Stupid fucking Chiefs.
But, as has been speculated on The Score, Orton's agent could tell Kansas City that he wouldn't be willing to play for the Chiefs, which could cause them to drop the claim.
If this happens you guys better steer clear of me for awhile. Because I'll be done with shirts, razors, discreet displays of public affection and anything that would even barely conceal the turgid throb I'll be carrying.
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Quote from: morpheus on November 22, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
Why not? He wants to come here and be Jay's valet? Honestly, Steve Fuller was a much, much shittier insurance policy. So was Jeff Hostetler (for Phil Simms). So was Mark Rypien (for Jay Schroeder). So was Trent Dilfer.
Yeah, they need a veteran backup stat. This is perfect news. Please, yes.
Thirded. If your big concern is that Meatball Nation might start clamoring for the Neckbeard to start, well, just live with it. He won't be. In the meantime, not a horrible pickup.
FOX's Jake Laser says that the Chiefs and Bears will claim him - the Chiefs have higher priority so it looks like he's going to KC. Which would ruin my dream of watching the Bears end Tyler Palko's life.
Stupid fucking Chiefs.
But, as has been speculated on The Score, Orton's agent could tell Kansas City that he wouldn't be willing to play for the Chiefs, which could cause them to drop the claim.
If this happens you guys better steer clear of me for awhile. Because I'll be done with shirts, razors, discreet displays of public affection and anything that would even barely conceal the turgid throb I'll be carrying.
Whose turgid throb will you be carrying/chugging?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 22, 2011, 04:26:03 PM
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Quote from: morpheus on November 22, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
Why not? He wants to come here and be Jay's valet? Honestly, Steve Fuller was a much, much shittier insurance policy. So was Jeff Hostetler (for Phil Simms). So was Mark Rypien (for Jay Schroeder). So was Trent Dilfer.
Yeah, they need a veteran backup stat. This is perfect news. Please, yes.
Thirded. If your big concern is that Meatball Nation might start clamoring for the Neckbeard to start, well, just live with it. He won't be. In the meantime, not a horrible pickup.
FOX's Jake Laser says that the Chiefs and Bears will claim him - the Chiefs have higher priority so it looks like he's going to KC. Which would ruin my dream of watching the Bears end Tyler Palko's life.
Stupid fucking Chiefs.
But, as has been speculated on The Score, Orton's agent could tell Kansas City that he wouldn't be willing to play for the Chiefs, which could cause them to drop the claim.
If this happens you guys better steer clear of me for awhile. Because I'll be done with shirts, razors, discreet displays of public affection and anything that would even barely conceal the turgid throb I'll be carrying.
Whose turgid throb will you be carrying/chugging?
My own.
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Quote from: Brownie on November 22, 2011, 03:37:53 PM
Quote from: morpheus on November 22, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
Why not? He wants to come here and be Jay's valet? Honestly, Steve Fuller was a much, much shittier insurance policy. So was Jeff Hostetler (for Phil Simms). So was Mark Rypien (for Jay Schroeder). So was Trent Dilfer.
Yeah, they need a veteran backup stat. This is perfect news. Please, yes.
Thirded. If your big concern is that Meatball Nation might start clamoring for the Neckbeard to start, well, just live with it. He won't be. In the meantime, not a horrible pickup.
FOX's Jake Laser says that the Chiefs and Bears will claim him - the Chiefs have higher priority so it looks like he's going to KC. Which would ruin my dream of watching the Bears end Tyler Palko's life.
Stupid fucking Chiefs.
But, as has been speculated on The Score, Orton's agent could tell Kansas City that he wouldn't be willing to play for the Chiefs, which could cause them to drop the claim.
If this happens you guys better steer clear of me for awhile. Because I'll be done with shirts, razors, discreet displays of public affection and anything that would even barely conceal the turgid throb I'll be carrying.
Whose turgid throb will you be carrying/chugging?
My own.
Post-op, eh?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 22, 2011, 04:07:12 PM
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Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2011, 03:47:57 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 22, 2011, 03:37:53 PM
Quote from: morpheus on November 22, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
Why not? He wants to come here and be Jay's valet? Honestly, Steve Fuller was a much, much shittier insurance policy. So was Jeff Hostetler (for Phil Simms). So was Mark Rypien (for Jay Schroeder). So was Trent Dilfer.
Yeah, they need a veteran backup stat. This is perfect news. Please, yes.
Thirded. If your big concern is that Meatball Nation might start clamoring for the Neckbeard to start, well, just live with it. He won't be. In the meantime, not a horrible pickup.
FOX's Jake Laser says that the Chiefs and Bears will claim him - the Chiefs have higher priority so it looks like he's going to KC. Which would ruin my dream of watching the Bears end Tyler Palko's life.
Stupid fucking Chiefs.
But, as has been speculated on The Score, Orton's agent could tell Kansas City that he wouldn't be willing to play for the Chiefs, which could cause them to drop the claim.
Has any statement that starts with "as speculated on the Score" ever been true or rational?
Why would he do that?
Presumably Orton still thinks and wants to prove that he can be a starter in this league, and spending a month chucking it around to Bowe and Breaston with nothing to lose seems like a better opportunity to showcase his talents than riding pine behind Caleb Hanie.
Of course, then he'd have to play for psycho Todd Haley, but at least he'd be starting.
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Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2011, 03:47:57 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 22, 2011, 03:37:53 PM
Quote from: morpheus on November 22, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
Why not? He wants to come here and be Jay's valet? Honestly, Steve Fuller was a much, much shittier insurance policy. So was Jeff Hostetler (for Phil Simms). So was Mark Rypien (for Jay Schroeder). So was Trent Dilfer.
Yeah, they need a veteran backup stat. This is perfect news. Please, yes.
Thirded. If your big concern is that Meatball Nation might start clamoring for the Neckbeard to start, well, just live with it. He won't be. In the meantime, not a horrible pickup.
FOX's Jake Laser says that the Chiefs and Bears will claim him - the Chiefs have higher priority so it looks like he's going to KC. Which would ruin my dream of watching the Bears end Tyler Palko's life.
Stupid fucking Chiefs.
But, as has been speculated on The Score, Orton's agent could tell Kansas City that he wouldn't be willing to play for the Chiefs, which could cause them to drop the claim.
Has any statement that starts with "as speculated on the Score" ever been true or rational?
Why would he do that?
Presumably Orton still thinks and wants to prove that he can be a starter in this league, and spending a month chucking it around to Bowe and Breaston with nothing to lose seems like a better opportunity to showcase his talents than riding pine behind Caleb Hanie.
Of course, then he'd have to play for psycho Todd Haley, but at least he'd be starting.
Boers and Bernstein then had on some reporter from the Denver Post who stated that this release request had been specifically requested by Orton following the Cutler injury. This same reporter also asserted that Orton did not want to play a team that wasn't the Bears.
So, who knows.
If Orton winds up with the Bears and starts the next couple weeks, can we be so bold to expect Dale Sveum to name his new bench coach: Jim Essian?
In 2007 California was a tenth ranked team playing a push-over Colorado State whose quarterback was a no one named Caleb Hanie. Hanie scared the hell out of us, passing for 300 yards and keeping his team coming back and scoring almost every time California did. In the end California won, but it was closer than it was supposed to be on paper. I don't think that it is fair to judge him based upon his having to come in for the last half of a championship game against an inspired Green Bay team.
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Quote from: Brownie on November 22, 2011, 03:37:53 PM
Quote from: morpheus on November 22, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
Please, no. (http://inagist.com/AdamSchefter/139084992297967616/)
Why not? He wants to come here and be Jay's valet? Honestly, Steve Fuller was a much, much shittier insurance policy. So was Jeff Hostetler (for Phil Simms). So was Mark Rypien (for Jay Schroeder). So was Trent Dilfer.
Yeah, they need a veteran backup stat. This is perfect news. Please, yes.
Thirded. If your big concern is that Meatball Nation might start clamoring for the Neckbeard to start, well, just live with it. He won't be. In the meantime, not a horrible pickup.
FOX's Jake Laser says that the Chiefs and Bears will claim him - the Chiefs have higher priority so it looks like he's going to KC. Which would ruin my dream of watching the Bears end Tyler Palko's life.
Stupid fucking Chiefs.
Agreed. Stupid Chiefs. As for Morph's comments, we're headed for meatball outcry regardless. Hanie can probably steer this ship long enough to get Jay back in time for the playoffs, and we all know they're going to jump on Hanie for MANAGIN DA GAME, mY FRENT, but for once, I don't think it matters, because the entire organization is committed to Cutler financially and because I think even they are smart enough to know who their guy is. If Hanie goes down or falters, I'd sure as hell rather have Orton standing behind him than fucking Nathan Enderle.
But would you have to change the name of your blog?
SKO has a blog? You'd think he'd tell us about it at least once.
I say don't put in the claim. That's not to say you don't try to get him, but if he falls to the Bears, that means only 2 teams are after them. From what I've gathered, if they put in the claim, then they must pay him the $2.6 million. The Packers and Niners won't grab him. After he clears, he is a free agent, and sign him for less than that $2.6 million price point
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on November 22, 2011, 10:08:36 PM
I say don't put in the claim. That's not to say you don't try to get him, but if he falls to the Bears, that means only 2 teams are after them. From what I've gathered, if they put in the claim, then they must pay him the $2.6 million. The Packers and Niners won't grab him. After he clears, he is a free agent, and sign him for less than that $2.6 million price point
What difference does the money make? The Bears are under the cap, and the contract is not guaranteed for next year.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 22, 2011, 10:32:42 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on November 22, 2011, 10:08:36 PM
I say don't put in the claim. That's not to say you don't try to get him, but if he falls to the Bears, that means only 2 teams are after them. From what I've gathered, if they put in the claim, then they must pay him the $2.6 million. The Packers and Niners won't grab him. After he clears, he is a free agent, and sign him for less than that $2.6 million price point
What difference does the money make? The Bears are under the cap, and the contract is not guaranteed for next year.
Read Yeti's post again.
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on November 22, 2011, 10:08:36 PM
I say don't put in the claim. That's not to say you don't try to get him, but if he falls to the Bears, that means only 2 teams are after them. From what I've gathered, if they put in the claim, then they must pay him the $2.6 million. The Packers and Niners won't grab him. After he clears, he is a free agent, and sign him for less than that $2.6 million price point
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Would the Packers spend the $2.6 million to grab him in order to keep the Bears from signing him?
Quote from: flannj on November 23, 2011, 08:04:28 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on November 22, 2011, 10:08:36 PM
I say don't put in the claim. That's not to say you don't try to get him, but if he falls to the Bears, that means only 2 teams are after them. From what I've gathered, if they put in the claim, then they must pay him the $2.6 million. The Packers and Niners won't grab him. After he clears, he is a free agent, and sign him for less than that $2.6 million price point
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Would the Packers spend the $2.6 million to grab him in order to keep the Bears from signing him?
I doubt it. For all the bitching that coaches and GMs do about how limited their roster space is, I don't see Green Bay releasing somebody so they can use one of those spots just to keep a backup QB away from the Bears.
Quote from: flannj on November 23, 2011, 08:04:28 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on November 22, 2011, 10:08:36 PM
I say don't put in the claim. That's not to say you don't try to get him, but if he falls to the Bears, that means only 2 teams are after them. From what I've gathered, if they put in the claim, then they must pay him the $2.6 million. The Packers and Niners won't grab him. After he clears, he is a free agent, and sign him for less than that $2.6 million price point
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Would the Packers spend the $2.6 million to grab him in order to keep the Bears from signing him?
And then when Rodgers is knocked out for the season, it's Orton vs Hanie for all the Christmas cookies in the Bears Backups Bowl.
What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up like a--Fuck you, Todd Haley.
Quote from: SKO on November 23, 2011, 04:48:35 PM
What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up like a--Fuck you, Todd Haley.
Dallas also put in a claim, and that was more of a "fuck you" move as they cearly would have claimed him just to keep him from the Bears.
Quote from: Eli on November 20, 2011, 09:52:18 PM
The Bears have games left at home against KC and Seattle. They have Denver, Oakland and Minnesota on the road (and Green Bay). The defense and special teams should be good enough to win a few of those games. Finishing 3-3 gets them to 10 wins and a pretty good shot at the playoffs.
Cutler is supposed to miss 6-8 weeks. The wild-card round starts in 7 weeks. All is well.
Super Bears, Super Bowl.
You're an idiot.