Week 11: Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego.

[Tony]

The Bears have games left at home against KC and Seattle. They have Denver, Oakland and Minnesota on the road (and Green Bay). The defense and special teams should be good enough to win a few of those games.

Not to mention the fact that Caleb Hanie is fully capable of handing off to Forte.

Forte would have a shit ton of leverage if he decided to hold out now.

[Richard Chuggar]

Matt Stafford dominated this week with a broken finger on his throwing hand.  It'd be great to have a tough QB on our team too.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Matt Stafford dominated this week with a broken finger on his throwing hand.  It'd be great to have a tough QB on our team too.

He's dreamy isn't he?

Bears will be fine.  Frankly, there's still no excuse for them not to win the next 4 game with Hanie at QB, but 3-1 will still be acceptable.  I'm just sad Cutler won't be able to come back to Denver and shove it up that idiotic fanbase's collective hiney.

[Slaky]

Matt Stafford dominated this week with a broken finger on his throwing hand.  It'd be great to have a tough QB on our team too.

He's dreamy isn't he?

Bears will be fine.  Frankly, there's still no excuse for them not to win the next 4 game with Hanie at QB, but 3-1 will still be acceptable.  I'm just sad Cutler won't be able to come back to Denver and shove it up that idiotic fanbase's collective hiney.

I was really looking forward to a demolition of Denver. Now it's going to be on the defense to just wreck that team. I think they can. Meanwhile, Jay should be on the sideline with a megaphone yelling "Fuck you" after every hit on Jesus.

[Quality Start Machine]

Matt Stafford dominated this week with a broken finger on his throwing hand.  It'd be great to have a tough QB on our team too.

He's dreamy isn't he?

Bears will be fine.  Frankly, there's still no excuse for them not to win the next 4 game with Hanie at QB, but 3-1 will still be acceptable.  I'm just sad Cutler won't be able to come back to Denver and shove it up that idiotic fanbase's collective hiney.

I was really looking forward to a demolition of Denver. Now it's going to be on the defense to just wreck that team. I think they can. Meanwhile, Jay should be on the sideline with a megaphone yelling "Fuck you" after every hit on Jesus.

I want being carried out on a stretcher to be the new Tebowing.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Tough break on Cutler (pun maybe intended).  The Bears really did turn it around after getting curb stomped in the Dome.

Honestly, pay Matt Forte...that dude is fucking legit.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Honestly, pay Matt Forte...that dude is fucking legit.

No worries. They'll franchise tag him.

[CT III]

Honestly, pay Matt Forte...that dude is fucking legit.

No worries. They'll franchise tag him.

DOSE CHEAP MCCLASKEYS!  DEY NEEDS TO GIVE HIM A HUGE EXTENSION SO I CAN HATE HIM FOR MAKING ALL DAT MONEY!!!

[Saul Goodman]

Per Zach Zaidman, Jay will have surgery tomorrow, and the team hopes to have him back before the end of the season.

[SKO]

Per Zach Zaidman, Jay will have surgery tomorrow, and the team hopes to have him back before the end of the season.

Zaidman is the one guy who covers the team who isn't prone to gloom and doom. On the other hand, he's also prone to swallowing a lot of the bullshit that comes from Halas hall. So anyway, I'm going to kill myself. Let me know if things turn out OK with Hanie. I'll find a way back.

[Internet Apex]

Per Zach Zaidman, Jay will have surgery tomorrow, and the team hopes to have him back before the end of the season.

Zaidman is the one guy who covers the team who isn't prone to gloom and doom. On the other hand, he's also prone to swallowing a lot of the bullshit that comes from Halas hall. So anyway, I'm going to kill myself. Let me know if things turn out OK with Hanie. I'll find a way back.

So, do I need another man date for the 20th then? Or should I ask one of my drama queens. Please let me know.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Per Zach Zaidman, Jay will have surgery tomorrow, and the team hopes to have him back before the end of the season.

Zaidman is the one guy who covers the team who isn't prone to gloom and doom. On the other hand, he's also prone to swallowing a lot of the bullshit that comes from Halas hall. So anyway, I'm going to kill myself. Let me know if things turn out OK with Hanie. I'll find a way back.

So, do I need another man date for the 20th then? Or should I ask one of my drama queens. Please let me know.

Seriously. NUT THE FUCK UP, SALLY!  They're running through the short bus circuit of the schedule.  Even Todd Collins could garner 2 W's out of the next 4 games. 

[Richard Chuggar]

Per Zach Zaidman, Jay will have surgery tomorrow, and the team hopes to have him back before the end of the season.

Zaidman is the one guy who covers the team who isn't prone to gloom and doom. On the other hand, he's also prone to swallowing a lot of the bullshit that comes from Halas hall. So anyway, I'm going to kill myself. Let me know if things turn out OK with Hanie. I'll find a way back.

So, do I need another man date for the 20th then? Or should I ask one of my drama queens. Please let me know.

Seriously. NUT THE FUCK UP, SALLY!  They're running through the short bus circuit of the schedule.  Even Todd Collins could garner 2 W's out of the next 4 games. 

UT OH.  HUEY GONNA BE DE-FRIENDED!!!!!

But seriously SKO, buy a damn belt and move out of Iowa so you have something else to do with your life

[Saul Goodman]

Also, Patrick Mannelly is out for the season.  DISTRACTIONS ARE PILING UP FOR ROBBIE GOULD

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Also, Patrick Mannelly is out for the season.  DISTRACTIONS ARE PILING UP FOR ROBBIE GOULD

Can they just slot in Tyler Clutts at QB, long snapper, right tackle and left guard?