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You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #152 on: June 02, 2016, 08:42:49 AM »
Did the Gutless Fucking Assholes Thread get ratto'd?! I was looking for it to quote CFIHP's "Jon fucking Lester? I give up" from last year and I can't find it.
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #153 on: June 02, 2016, 09:13:43 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 02, 2016, 08:42:49 AM
Did the Gutless Fucking Assholes Thread get ratto'd?! I was looking for it to quote CFIHP's "Jon fucking Lester? I give up" from last year and I can't find it.

And the search engine releases pornbots and THANKS ALOT FOR THAT BY THE WAY.
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #154 on: June 02, 2016, 09:22:10 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 02, 2016, 09:13:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 02, 2016, 08:42:49 AM
Did the Gutless Fucking Assholes Thread get ratto'd?! I was looking for it to quote CFIHP's "Jon fucking Lester? I give up" from last year and I can't find it.

And the search engine releases pornbots and THANKS ALOT FOR THAT BY THE WAY.

I have reached out multiple times to the simple machines people and gotten no response. Someone ask Andy to fix it. Or yell at fork. I never wanted this responsibility nor do I have any idea how to get rid of it.
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #155 on: June 02, 2016, 09:22:57 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 02, 2016, 09:22:10 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 02, 2016, 09:13:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 02, 2016, 08:42:49 AM
Did the Gutless Fucking Assholes Thread get ratto'd?! I was looking for it to quote CFIHP's "Jon fucking Lester? I give up" from last year and I can't find it.

And the search engine releases pornbots and THANKS ALOT FOR THAT BY THE WAY.

I have reached out multiple times to the simple machines people and gotten no response. Someone ask Andy to fix it. Or yell at fork. I never wanted this responsibility nor do I have any idea how to get rid of it.

Add someone as an admin, remove yourself as an admin. PROFIT!
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #156 on: June 02, 2016, 09:27:23 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 02, 2016, 08:42:49 AM
Did the Gutless Fucking Assholes Thread get ratto'd?! I was looking for it to quote CFIHP's "Jon fucking Lester? I give up" from last year and I can't find it.

Yea, I'm not sure why it would be ratto'd but there are only 2 threads started by LoneStarCubFan in the board and neither of them are the FTGFA thread.

Also, "Jon Fucking Lester" yielded no results. I don't have issues searching.

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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #157 on: June 02, 2016, 09:31:36 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on June 02, 2016, 09:27:23 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 02, 2016, 08:42:49 AM
Did the Gutless Fucking Assholes Thread get ratto'd?! I was looking for it to quote CFIHP's "Jon fucking Lester? I give up" from last year and I can't find it.

Yea, I'm not sure why it would be ratto'd but there are only 2 threads started by LoneStarCubFan in the board and neither of them are the FTGFA thread.

Also, "Jon Fucking Lester" yielded no results. I don't have issues searching.

Jesus, of all the threads to vanish for no reason, the Ratto had to choose that one? Boo
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #158 on: June 02, 2016, 09:39:44 AM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on October 17, 2015, 08:58:13 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 17, 2015, 08:56:55 PM
Haren could have given them this performance tonight.

Nice outing from a gutless piece of shit.

With that said, the Cubs will still win this series. But I promise that their postseason success will owe nothing to Lester..

Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on October 17, 2015, 08:37:56 PM
Singles to the 7 and 8 hitters. Nice shutdown inning, asshole.

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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #159 on: June 02, 2016, 09:41:24 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on June 02, 2016, 09:39:44 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on October 17, 2015, 08:58:13 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 17, 2015, 08:56:55 PM
Haren could have given them this performance tonight.

Nice outing from a gutless piece of shit.

With that said, the Cubs will still win this series. But I promise that their postseason success will owe nothing to Lester..

Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on October 17, 2015, 08:37:56 PM
Singles to the 7 and 8 hitters. Nice shutdown inning, asshole.

Pains me to admit he was somewhat technically correct with his prediction.  Lester didn't pitch poorly, but he did lose both games he started. 

*ducks*
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #160 on: June 02, 2016, 09:42:54 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 02, 2016, 09:41:24 AM
Quote from: Yeti on June 02, 2016, 09:39:44 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on October 17, 2015, 08:58:13 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 17, 2015, 08:56:55 PM
Haren could have given them this performance tonight.

Nice outing from a gutless piece of shit.

With that said, the Cubs will still win this series. But I promise that their postseason success will owe nothing to Lester..

Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on October 17, 2015, 08:37:56 PM
Singles to the 7 and 8 hitters. Nice shutdown inning, asshole.

Pains me to admit he was somewhat technically correct with his prediction.  Lester didn't pitch poorly, but he did lose both games he started. 

*ducks*

Jake Arrieta actually pitched worse in both the NLDS and the NLCS. None of this makes CFIHP less of a moron.
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #161 on: June 02, 2016, 03:43:33 PM »
Quote from: SKO on June 02, 2016, 08:42:49 AM
Did the Gutless Fucking Assholes Thread get ratto'd?! I was looking for it to quote CFIHP's "Jon fucking Lester? I give up" from last year and I can't find it.

Here's the URL if somehow that helps http://desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=5298.0

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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #162 on: June 06, 2016, 09:07:38 PM »
Last two starts:

17 IP
8 H
1 ER
0 BB
19 SO
CFiHPs ruined: 1
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #163 on: June 06, 2016, 09:19:44 PM »
And the dominance from the starters continues. Yes, I know yesterday that Jake only went 5 with 9H and 3R, but he did K 13 and keep us in it.

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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #164 on: June 07, 2016, 09:22:56 AM »
He also made solid contact last night. He's getting one out before the season ends.
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