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SKO

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Re: Beer
« Reply #765 on: May 29, 2012, 12:46:55 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 29, 2012, 12:39:36 PM
Quote from: PenPho on May 29, 2012, 11:38:41 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 26, 2012, 10:55:34 PM
Festina Peche is back in season. Your average Pen will tell you it's for queers and homos but goddamn. Turns out early in the season the peach flavor really shines through. Later in the brewing cycle it gets a lot more tart, which I also enjoy - but now that I've had basically the first batch I wonder if I'll be a little bit disappointed when it's gone a little tart.

It's a Dogfish Head beer. Get some.

Not only will I tell you that it's for queers and homos, I'll also tell you it's just bad.

And gay.

I will happily drink it with my erect penis in a man's butt.

I feel like exchanges like this are the very reason Desipio exists.
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PenPho

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Re: Beer
« Reply #766 on: May 29, 2012, 12:47:37 PM »
Quote from: SKO on May 29, 2012, 12:46:55 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 29, 2012, 12:39:36 PM
Quote from: PenPho on May 29, 2012, 11:38:41 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 26, 2012, 10:55:34 PM
Festina Peche is back in season. Your average Pen will tell you it's for queers and homos but goddamn. Turns out early in the season the peach flavor really shines through. Later in the brewing cycle it gets a lot more tart, which I also enjoy - but now that I've had basically the first batch I wonder if I'll be a little bit disappointed when it's gone a little tart.

It's a Dogfish Head beer. Get some.

Not only will I tell you that it's for queers and homos, I'll also tell you it's just bad.

And gay.

I will happily drink it with my erect penis in a man's butt.

I feel like exchanges like this are the very reason Desipio exists.

We get it, you want to have a 12 oz. Festina Peche up your ass.



The only thing missing from this photo is a Bravo marathon. 
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Wheezer

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Re: Beer
« Reply #767 on: May 30, 2012, 12:14:14 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on May 29, 2012, 12:47:37 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 29, 2012, 12:46:55 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 29, 2012, 12:39:36 PM
Quote from: PenPho on May 29, 2012, 11:38:41 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 26, 2012, 10:55:34 PM
Festina Peche is back in season. Your average Pen will tell you it's for queers and homos but goddamn. Turns out early in the season the peach flavor really shines through. Later in the brewing cycle it gets a lot more tart, which I also enjoy - but now that I've had basically the first batch I wonder if I'll be a little bit disappointed when it's gone a little tart.

It's a Dogfish Head beer. Get some.

Not only will I tell you that it's for queers and homos, I'll also tell you it's just bad.

And gay.

I will happily drink it with my erect penis in a man's butt.

I feel like exchanges like this are the very reason Desipio exists.

We get it, you want to have a 12 oz. Festina Peche up your ass.



The only thing missing from this photo is a Bravo marathon. 

You know what? If you're going to do some fucking ghey typographical horseshit with the label of your fucking ghey beer made from the gheyest fucking fruit on Planet Ghey, the least you can do is not ghey on the fucking ghey parade by using the same gheydamned prancing 'e' sort over and over again. There are people who know how to do this.*

*Some possibly gay.
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Re: Beer
« Reply #768 on: May 30, 2012, 08:49:53 AM »
Man, I'm thirsty.

R-V

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Re: Beer
« Reply #769 on: May 30, 2012, 08:54:52 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 30, 2012, 08:49:53 AMMan, I'm thirsty.

For peenie-flavored beer?

Eli

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Re: Beer
« Reply #770 on: May 30, 2012, 09:48:08 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on May 29, 2012, 12:47:37 PM
The only thing missing from this photo is a Bravo marathon. 

Wouldn't a Bravo marathon just be the channel itself, dummy?

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Beer
« Reply #771 on: May 30, 2012, 10:29:19 AM »
Quote from: Eli on May 30, 2012, 09:48:08 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 29, 2012, 12:47:37 PM
The only thing missing from this photo is a Bravo marathon. 

Wouldn't a Bravo marathon just be the channel itself, dummy?

Possibly a marathon of one particular Bravo show?

"The Real Fruit Beers of Milton, Delaware"?
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PenPho

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Re: Beer
« Reply #772 on: May 30, 2012, 01:32:12 PM »
Quote from: Eli on May 30, 2012, 09:48:08 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 29, 2012, 12:47:37 PM
The only thing missing from this photo is a Bravo marathon. 

Wouldn't a Bravo marathon just be the channel itself, dummy?

I didn't know any specific shows on that channel, so I was referring to a marathon of watching every show on the channel, because I assumed they were all gay shows.


Because I'm ignorant. 
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Slaky

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Re: Beer
« Reply #773 on: May 30, 2012, 01:33:19 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on May 30, 2012, 01:32:12 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 30, 2012, 09:48:08 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 29, 2012, 12:47:37 PM
The only thing missing from this photo is a Bravo marathon. 

Wouldn't a Bravo marathon just be the channel itself, dummy?

I didn't know any specific shows on that channel, so I was referring to a marathon of watching every show on the channel, because I assumed they were all gay shows.


Because I'm ignorant. 

Clearly

Wheezer

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Re: Beer
« Reply #774 on: May 30, 2012, 05:45:33 PM »
You know what happens when you do things with peaches that you're not supposed to? The fucking Titanic, that's what.
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PenPho

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Re: Beer
« Reply #775 on: June 01, 2012, 11:48:46 AM »
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

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Re: Beer
« Reply #776 on: June 01, 2012, 11:53:57 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 01, 2012, 11:48:46 AM
Speaking of Peach Beer...



I fucking love G-Love and Special Sauce.  I have no idea whether that's cool or not, and I don't fucking care.
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PenPho

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Re: Beer
« Reply #777 on: June 01, 2012, 05:06:04 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 01, 2012, 11:53:57 AM
Quote from: PenPho on June 01, 2012, 11:48:46 AM
Speaking of Peach Beer...



I fucking love G-Love and Special Sauce.  I have no idea whether that's cool or not, and I don't fucking care.

I'm sure Slaky will come around and let you know. 
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Richard Chuggar

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Re: Beer
« Reply #778 on: June 02, 2012, 05:26:16 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 01, 2012, 05:06:04 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 01, 2012, 11:53:57 AM
Quote from: PenPho on June 01, 2012, 11:48:46 AM
Speaking of Peach Beer...



I fucking love G-Love and Special Sauce.  I have no idea whether that's cool or not, and I don't fucking care.

I'm sure Slaky will come around and let you know. 




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Re: Beer
« Reply #779 on: June 04, 2012, 11:43:05 AM »
I admit it, I LOLed.
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