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CBStew

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #60 on: May 18, 2011, 01:58:07 PM »
Quote from: Eli on May 18, 2011, 01:21:06 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 18, 2011, 12:14:42 PM
Home runs are shiny things.  Shiny things tend to distract us. 

Distract us from the fact Pena has been on base every game this month?

Isn't that the kind of player that the Cubs have batting leadoff?
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CBStew

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #61 on: June 28, 2011, 01:54:27 PM »
FYS
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Tony

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #62 on: June 28, 2011, 03:40:26 PM »
Trade him now!
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PenPho

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #63 on: June 28, 2011, 03:43:45 PM »
Quote from: Tony on June 28, 2011, 03:40:26 PM
Trade him now!

He should be playing for the Giants by Game 2 of today's double header.
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Tony

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #64 on: June 28, 2011, 03:59:27 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 28, 2011, 03:43:45 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 28, 2011, 03:40:26 PM
Trade him now!

He should be playing for the Giants by Game 2 of today's double header.

Then Colvin can play first everyday.

May or may not be in green font.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #65 on: June 28, 2011, 04:03:59 PM »
Quote from: Tony on June 28, 2011, 03:59:27 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 28, 2011, 03:43:45 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 28, 2011, 03:40:26 PM
Trade him now!

He should be playing for the Giants by Game 2 of today's double header.

Then Colvin Aramis can play first everyday when JOSH VITTERS saves the season.

May or may not be in green font.
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #66 on: June 29, 2011, 09:05:30 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 28, 2011, 04:03:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 28, 2011, 03:59:27 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 28, 2011, 03:43:45 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 28, 2011, 03:40:26 PM
Trade him now!

He should be playing for the Giants by Game 2 of today's double header.

Then Colvin Aramis can play first everyday when JOSH VITTERS saves the season.

May or may not be in green font.

I haven't checked in on old Vitters for a couple months. I vaguely remember him starting the season off well, but it looks like he's settled down to put up his usual sub-Colvin #s.

.314 OBP (.317 career)
.758 OPS (.753 career)
3% walk percentage (4% career)
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BH

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #67 on: June 29, 2011, 10:44:56 AM »
Quote from: R-V on June 29, 2011, 09:05:30 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 28, 2011, 04:03:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 28, 2011, 03:59:27 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 28, 2011, 03:43:45 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 28, 2011, 03:40:26 PM
Trade him now!

He should be playing for the Giants by Game 2 of today's double header.

Then Colvin Aramis can play first everyday when JOSH VITTERS saves the season.

May or may not be in green font.

I haven't checked in on old Vitters for a couple months. I vaguely remember him starting the season off well, but it looks like he's settled down to put up his usual sub-Colvin #s.

.314 OBP (.317 career)
.758 OPS (.753 career)
3% walk percentage (4% career)

When you can hit 500+ ft bombs when you're 10 years old, you're bullshit stats above mean nothing.
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Internet Apex

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #68 on: June 29, 2011, 10:58:28 AM »
Quote from: BH on June 29, 2011, 10:44:56 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 29, 2011, 09:05:30 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 28, 2011, 04:03:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 28, 2011, 03:59:27 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 28, 2011, 03:43:45 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 28, 2011, 03:40:26 PM
Trade him now!

He should be playing for the Giants by Game 2 of today's double header.

Then Colvin Aramis can play first everyday when JOSH VITTERS saves the season.

May or may not be in green font.

I haven't checked in on old Vitters for a couple months. I vaguely remember him starting the season off well, but it looks like he's settled down to put up his usual sub-Colvin #s.

.314 OBP (.317 career)
.758 OPS (.753 career)
3% walk percentage (4% career)

When you can hit 500+ ft bombs when you're 10 years old, you're bullshit stats above mean nothing.

No, YOU'RE bullshit stats above.
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BH

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #69 on: June 29, 2011, 11:06:18 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 29, 2011, 10:58:28 AM
Quote from: BH on June 29, 2011, 10:44:56 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 29, 2011, 09:05:30 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 28, 2011, 04:03:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 28, 2011, 03:59:27 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 28, 2011, 03:43:45 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 28, 2011, 03:40:26 PM
Trade him now!

He should be playing for the Giants by Game 2 of today's double header.

Then Colvin Aramis can play first everyday when JOSH VITTERS saves the season.

May or may not be in green font.

I haven't checked in on old Vitters for a couple months. I vaguely remember him starting the season off well, but it looks like he's settled down to put up his usual sub-Colvin #s.

.314 OBP (.317 career)
.758 OPS (.753 career)
3% walk percentage (4% career)

When you can hit 500+ ft bombs when you're 10 years old, you're bullshit stats above mean nothing.

No, YOU'RE bullshit stats above.

Oh my. True embarrassment. Felt.
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