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Title: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:04:25 PM
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Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 06:42:44 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

8=o...
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: CT III on March 12, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 12, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Eli on March 12, 2013, 07:57:19 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

Yeah, I'm not sure why PFF's offensive line metrics are considered perfect and all-encompassing. That seems to be entirely what the dissent is based on.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: SKO on March 12, 2013, 08:15:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 12, 2013, 07:57:19 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

Yeah, I'm not sure why PFF's offensive line metrics are considered perfect and all-encompassing. That seems to be entirely what the dissent is based on.

I love PFF, but by their own metrics he was a better than average LT last year, and was a top 10-15 tackle the two years before that. This year his numbers were down before he had a pretty strong run to end the season. But my biggest issue isn't PFF saying that he's barely an upgrade over Webb at left tackle. The point is they needed to add a tackle, period. They wanted Loadholt at RT before he re-signed with Minnesota, so they added Bushrod. This gives them the flexibility to move Webb to RT if needed, and then draft a guard or center. Having two average or better tackles is better than one average LT and a still gaping hole at the other spot.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: R-V on March 12, 2013, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 12, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: SKO on March 12, 2013, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 12, 2013, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 12, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Slaky on March 13, 2013, 11:07:57 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 12, 2013, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 12, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

Hub Arkush and Brad Biggs should do a Bears show from a barn that I CAN LIGHT ON FIRE
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Internet Apex on March 13, 2013, 11:25:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 13, 2013, 11:07:57 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 12, 2013, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 12, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

Hub Arkush and Brad Biggs should do a Bears show from a barn that I CAN LIGHT ON FIRE

With special guests Dan Marino, Mike Florio and Peter King.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Bort on March 13, 2013, 11:39:50 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 13, 2013, 11:25:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 13, 2013, 11:07:57 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 12, 2013, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 12, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

Hub Arkush and Brad Biggs should do a Bears show from a barn that I CAN LIGHT ON FIRE

With special guests Dan Marino, Mike Florio and Peter King.

I see you guys have been following my Kickstarter.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: SKO on March 13, 2013, 12:06:57 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 13, 2013, 11:25:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 13, 2013, 11:07:57 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 12, 2013, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 12, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

Hub Arkush and Brad Biggs should do a Bears show from a barn that I CAN LIGHT ON FIRE

With special guests Dan Marino, Mike Florio and Peter King.

I'd pay good money to sit close enough to smell Marino's burning flesh.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 13, 2013, 12:25:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 13, 2013, 12:06:57 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 13, 2013, 11:25:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 13, 2013, 11:07:57 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 12, 2013, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 12, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

Hub Arkush and Brad Biggs should do a Bears show from a barn that I CAN LIGHT ON FIRE

With special guests Dan Marino, Mike Florio and Peter King.

I'd pay good money to sit close enough to smell Marino's burning flesh.

Then you're a weirdo.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Yeti on March 13, 2013, 12:29:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 13, 2013, 12:06:57 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 13, 2013, 11:25:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 13, 2013, 11:07:57 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 12, 2013, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 12, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

Hub Arkush and Brad Biggs should do a Bears show from a barn that I CAN LIGHT ON FIRE

With special guests Dan Marino, Mike Florio and Peter King.

I'd pay good money to sit close enough to smell Marino's burning flesh.

Quote from: PenFoeSKO's irrational hate for a guy who retired when SKO was about 4 years old is probably my favorite running thing.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: SKO on March 13, 2013, 12:46:00 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 13, 2013, 12:29:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 13, 2013, 12:06:57 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 13, 2013, 11:25:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 13, 2013, 11:07:57 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 12, 2013, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 12, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

Hub Arkush and Brad Biggs should do a Bears show from a barn that I CAN LIGHT ON FIRE

With special guests Dan Marino, Mike Florio and Peter King.

I'd pay good money to sit close enough to smell Marino's burning flesh.

Quote from: PenFoeSKO's irrational hate for a guy who retired when SKO was about 4 years old is probably my favorite running thing.
I was 12, and I hope he rots.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Yeti on March 13, 2013, 12:58:11 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 13, 2013, 12:46:00 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 13, 2013, 12:29:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 13, 2013, 12:06:57 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 13, 2013, 11:25:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 13, 2013, 11:07:57 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 12, 2013, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 12, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

Hub Arkush and Brad Biggs should do a Bears show from a barn that I CAN LIGHT ON FIRE

With special guests Dan Marino, Mike Florio and Peter King.

I'd pay good money to sit close enough to smell Marino's burning flesh.

Quote from: PenFoeSKO's irrational hate for a guy who retired when SKO was about 4 years old is probably my favorite running thing.
I was 12, and I hope he rots.

Story keeps changing:
Quote from: SKOI was 11 when Dan Marino rode off into his retirement of torturing helpless furry animals, Pen.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on March 13, 2013, 01:18:42 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 13, 2013, 12:25:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 13, 2013, 12:06:57 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 13, 2013, 11:25:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 13, 2013, 11:07:57 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 12, 2013, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 12, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

Hub Arkush and Brad Biggs should do a Bears show from a barn that I CAN LIGHT ON FIRE

With special guests Dan Marino, Mike Florio and Peter King.

I'd pay good money to sit close enough to smell Marino's burning flesh.

Then you're a weirdo.

Why don't we make the whole BLOG from Dan Marino's ROTTING FLESH?
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Slaky on March 13, 2013, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 13, 2013, 01:18:42 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 13, 2013, 12:25:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 13, 2013, 12:06:57 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 13, 2013, 11:25:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 13, 2013, 11:07:57 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 12, 2013, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 12, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

Hub Arkush and Brad Biggs should do a Bears show from a barn that I CAN LIGHT ON FIRE

With special guests Dan Marino, Mike Florio and Peter King.

I'd pay good money to sit close enough to smell Marino's burning flesh.

Then you're a weirdo.

Why don't we make the whole BLOG from Dan Garbanzarino's ROTTING FLESH?

Tater'd
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Saul Goodman on March 13, 2013, 01:20:08 PM
Quote"We're upgrading in certain positions and I don't think we're really in position to do my deal. But like I said, [general manager Phil Emery] has a plan worked out, so we'll just have to see what happens. But I'm perfectly comfortable in the situation I'm in, and if we go into it with just this last year, then so be it. I'll play it out and we'll see what happens at the end of the year."

Asked if he'll feel more pressure playing on the last year of his deal, Cutler said: "Being a quarterback -- and there are a lot of teams out there if it doesn't work out -- I want to stay here, I love the situation I'm in.

"I look at it as the opportunity as a whole. Coach [Marc] Trestman coming in, Phil doing the best possible job to upgrade the entire team, offensively us getting better, a new system, I think there's enough on my plate to kind of keep my mind occupied without having to worry about my deal."

"Coach Trestman and his offense, I'm really excited about it, I think the guys will be really excited about it. Our approach to the offense and just the intensity we're going to approach each and every day. We're getting the pieces talent-wise around everybody. The defense is going to be really good once again and the special teams will be there as well. It's all about getting hot in December and making a push into the playoffs. So we have to stay healthy and some things have to fall our way. But I think Phil and everyone involved is doing everything possible to put us in a position to be successful."

SO ARROGANT. WHAT AN ASSHOLE. ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF. NOT A TEAM PLAYER
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: SKO on March 13, 2013, 01:41:16 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 13, 2013, 12:58:11 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 13, 2013, 12:46:00 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 13, 2013, 12:29:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 13, 2013, 12:06:57 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 13, 2013, 11:25:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 13, 2013, 11:07:57 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 12, 2013, 08:55:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:52:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 12, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 12, 2013, 05:47:10 PM
BY CRACKY! (http://www.nfl.com/player/jermonbushrod/2507203/profile)

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

Hub Arkush and Brad Biggs should do a Bears show from a barn that I CAN LIGHT ON FIRE

With special guests Dan Marino, Mike Florio and Peter King.

I'd pay good money to sit close enough to smell Marino's burning flesh.

Quote from: PenFoeSKO's irrational hate for a guy who retired when SKO was about 4 years old is probably my favorite running thing.
I was 12, and I hope he rots.

Story keeps changing:
Quote from: SKOI was 11 when Dan Marino rode off into his retirement of torturing helpless furry animals, Pen.

My hatred of Dan Marino exists beyond time and space.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Eli on March 13, 2013, 01:57:38 PM
This is boring. I'm bored now.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: CT III on March 13, 2013, 02:01:16 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 13, 2013, 01:57:38 PM
This is boring. I'm bored now.

Unless you can quantify your boredom with a stat, it's meaningless to me.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: SKO on March 13, 2013, 02:12:31 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 13, 2013, 01:57:38 PM
This is boring. I'm bored now.

We could make bad pope jokes, if you'd like.

Shall we all mourn the cuts of Kellen Davis, Matt Spaeth, and Matt Toeiana?
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: BH on March 13, 2013, 02:19:12 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 13, 2013, 02:12:31 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 13, 2013, 01:57:38 PM
This is boring. I'm bored now.

We could make bad pope jokes, if you'd like.

Shall we all mourn the cuts of Kellen Davis, Matt Spaeth, and Matt Toeiana?

Let's keep it positive. What are apex's predictions for hester this upcoming season?
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Internet Apex on March 13, 2013, 02:26:11 PM
Quote from: BH on March 13, 2013, 02:19:12 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 13, 2013, 02:12:31 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 13, 2013, 01:57:38 PM
This is boring. I'm bored now.

We could make bad pope jokes, if you'd like.

Shall we all mourn the cuts of Kellen Davis, Matt Spaeth, and Matt Toeiana?

Let's keep it positive. What are apex's predictions for hester this upcoming season?

A rap video.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Richard Chuggar on March 13, 2013, 03:40:50 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 13, 2013, 02:26:11 PM
Quote from: BH on March 13, 2013, 02:19:12 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 13, 2013, 02:12:31 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 13, 2013, 01:57:38 PM
This is boring. I'm bored now.

We could make bad pope jokes, if you'd like.

Shall we all mourn the cuts of Kellen Davis, Matt Spaeth, and Matt Toeiana?

Let's keep it positive. What are apex's predictions for hester this upcoming season?

A rap video.

A callabo?
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Internet Apex on March 13, 2013, 04:15:13 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on March 13, 2013, 03:40:50 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 13, 2013, 02:26:11 PM
Quote from: BH on March 13, 2013, 02:19:12 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 13, 2013, 02:12:31 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 13, 2013, 01:57:38 PM
This is boring. I'm bored now.

We could make bad pope jokes, if you'd like.

Shall we all mourn the cuts of Kellen Davis, Matt Spaeth, and Matt Toeiana?

Let's keep it positive. What are apex's predictions for hester this upcoming season?

A rap video.

A callabo?

We can only hope for these things.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: SKO on March 13, 2013, 04:27:08 PM
More from PFF on Bushrod: (https://www.profootballfocus.com/blog/2013/03/13/jermon-bushrod-upgrade-or-side-step/)

QuoteIf you look on the surface of our Premium Stats section you'll see the grades that were quoted by many on twitter last night to illustrate just how close the full body of work these two put forth was last season. In terms of overall grade they were separated by little more than 2.0, and just three positions in our grading ranks for the regular season. Bushrod weighed in at 44th with an overall grade of +1.5, with Webb just behind in 47th and -0.8.

Howeva:

QuoteHowever, you don't just hand out contracts based on the previous season — contrary to the weight of players in the past getting paid for "contract year" performances — you get paid based upon what you have done in the past and how that projects forward to the duration of the contract the team is looking to negotiate. So the Bears won't just have been looking at what Bushrod and Webb did in 2012, they will have looked at their development in recent seasons (with new offensive coordinator Aaron Kromer providing the knowledge on Bushrod's development) and how they think that projects forward for the upcoming three to five seasons. In terms of Bushrod's development as a four-year starter in New Orleans you can see a clear upward drive in annual overall grades, but within each season the same inconsistency has remained. His pass protection grade had improved every single season as a starter until 2012 where a shoddy start to the season (-7.5 after three weeks) handicapped him for the rest of the campaign. Bushrod hit his high watermark in 2011 with a +14.0 overall grade and a +8.1 pass protection grade (including playoffs), and it is that Bushrod the Bears will be hoping they have signed.

QuoteWebb clearly struggled with the right side and the whole step up in competition to the NFL level. However, since that dismal rookie year (-35.0), when just about every start was a disaster, he has improved season by season. In 2011, his first season back on the left side of the line, he showed his potential with a series of positively graded games (three of +2.0 or above) and an improved, though still poor, overall grade (-16.2).

So, worst case scenario: Bushrod's okay, but not much better than Webb, Webb fails to stick at right tackle. Best case scenario: they have two good tackles. Their conclusion added up to: let's see how this plays out.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Internet Apex on March 13, 2013, 05:00:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 13, 2013, 04:27:08 PM
More from PFF on Bushrod: (https://www.profootballfocus.com/blog/2013/03/13/jermon-bushrod-upgrade-or-side-step/)

QuoteIf you look on the surface of our Premium Stats section you'll see the grades that were quoted by many on twitter last night to illustrate just how close the full body of work these two put forth was last season. In terms of overall grade they were separated by little more than 2.0, and just three positions in our grading ranks for the regular season. Bushrod weighed in at 44th with an overall grade of +1.5, with Webb just behind in 47th and -0.8.

Howeva:

QuoteHowever, you don't just hand out contracts based on the previous season — contrary to the weight of players in the past getting paid for "contract year" performances — you get paid based upon what you have done in the past and how that projects forward to the duration of the contract the team is looking to negotiate. So the Bears won't just have been looking at what Bushrod and Webb did in 2012, they will have looked at their development in recent seasons (with new offensive coordinator Aaron Kromer providing the knowledge on Bushrod's development) and how they think that projects forward for the upcoming three to five seasons. In terms of Bushrod's development as a four-year starter in New Orleans you can see a clear upward drive in annual overall grades, but within each season the same inconsistency has remained. His pass protection grade had improved every single season as a starter until 2012 where a shoddy start to the season (-7.5 after three weeks) handicapped him for the rest of the campaign. Bushrod hit his high watermark in 2011 with a +14.0 overall grade and a +8.1 pass protection grade (including playoffs), and it is that Bushrod the Bears will be hoping they have signed.

QuoteWebb clearly struggled with the right side and the whole step up in competition to the NFL level. However, since that dismal rookie year (-35.0), when just about every start was a disaster, he has improved season by season. In 2011, his first season back on the left side of the line, he showed his potential with a series of positively graded games (three of +2.0 or above) and an improved, though still poor, overall grade (-16.2).

So, worst case scenario: Bushrod's okay, but not much better than Webb, Webb fails to stick at right tackle. Best case scenario: they have two good tackles. Their conclusion added up to: let's see how this plays out.

8===o
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: BH on March 20, 2013, 12:09:00 PM
Twitter says Trestman announced Hester will only be a returner.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: morpheus on March 20, 2013, 12:38:15 PM
Turk McBride. (http://espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/story/_/id/9075197/turk-mcbride-agrees-deal-chicago-bears-source-says)
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on March 21, 2013, 12:03:13 AM
Who's excited for the Blake Costanzo era at middle linebacker?

I knew it had to happen - and with the injuries, sooner than later - but it's going to be really fucking weird turning on a game and not seeing #54 in the middle of the defense.

Also, as far as hating Dan Marino - years ago, there was a teabagging scandal on the Pittsburgh Central Catholic football team.  The players actually forfeited a playoff game instead of ratting out the guilty.  The only conclusion I could draw was that the kids were protecting PCC alum Dan Marino.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 21, 2013, 08:26:08 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on March 21, 2013, 12:03:13 AM
Who's excited for the Blake Costanzo era at middle linebacker?

I knew it had to happen - and with the injuries, sooner than later - but it's going to be really fucking weird turning on a game and not seeing #54 in the middle of the defense.

Also, as far as hating Dan Marino - years ago, there was a teabagging scandal on the Pittsburgh Central Catholic football team.  The players actually forfeited a playoff game instead of ratting out the guilty.  The only conclusion I could draw was that the kids were protecting PCC alum Dan Marino Mario Lemieux.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Internet Apex on March 22, 2013, 01:23:33 PM
DJ Williams from Denver will replace Urlacher at MLB.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/breaking/chi-chicago-bears-sign-urlacher-replacement-20130322,0,5757756.story

Should I be outraged over the Bears signing a guy who got suspended for PEDs? He also got suspended for DUIs. Plural. Which is worse. Who do I cry to like a big, dumb pussy?
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: R-V on March 22, 2013, 02:47:58 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 22, 2013, 01:23:33 PM
DJ Williams from Denver will replace Urlacher at MLB.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/breaking/chi-chicago-bears-sign-urlacher-replacement-20130322,0,5757756.story

Should I be outraged over the Bears signing a guy who got suspended for PEDs? He also got suspended for DUIs. Plural. Which is worse. Who do I cry to like a big, dumb pussy?

Back before I became a big dumb married pussy with kids, I always had DJ Williams in my Madden franchise linebacking corp and he was the tits, so I'm pretty excited about this.

/cool2004storybro
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: SKO on March 22, 2013, 04:46:20 PM
There's not a dime of guaranteed money in the entire contract, so anyone angry about anything over it is probably a moron.*

Bears fans are going to need to accept something quickly: middle linebackers are rapidly fading in importance. Most teams run the nickel more than any other defense. Were we spoiled by having one that could be a 4-3 MLB and a pass-defending nickel linebacker for so long? Sure, but that doesn't mean they can't just plug a mediocrity like DJ Williams in there and get by. Hell, they were a top five unit last year with Urlacher as a complete liability.

*Understands Apex is feigning butthurt, but there's a vast tidal wave of the genuine article out there.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: CBStew on March 22, 2013, 04:48:57 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 22, 2013, 02:47:58 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 22, 2013, 01:23:33 PM
DJ Williams from Denver will replace Urlacher at MLB.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/breaking/chi-chicago-bears-sign-urlacher-replacement-20130322,0,5757756.story

Should I be outraged over the Bears signing a guy who got suspended for PEDs? He also got suspended for DUIs. Plural. Which is worse. Who do I cry to like a big, dumb pussy?

Back before I became a big dumb married pussy with kids, I always had DJ Williams in my Madden franchise linebacking corp and he was the tits, so I'm pretty excited about this.

/cool2004storybro

So the Bears are one of those teams that holds its nose and uses one of those guys that you wouldn't introduce to your grandmother.  That's football (baseball, soccer, lacrosse, basketball, etc.)
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: R-V on March 25, 2013, 08:34:02 AM
It's been almost a full day since the Bears signed James Anderson (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000153203/article/james-anderson-chicago-bears-agree-to-contract) to play SLB and SKO STILL has not posted something in this thread about how angry he is at internet commenters for their opinions about the signing. Talk about a fading star.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: SKO on March 25, 2013, 10:04:16 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 25, 2013, 08:34:02 AM
It's been almost a full day since the Bears signed James Anderson (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000153203/article/james-anderson-chicago-bears-agree-to-contract) to play SLB and SKO STILL has not posted something in this thread about how angry he is at internet commenters for their opinions about the signing. Talk about a fading star.

I haven't heard anybody bitch about James Anderson. It's a good signing. Guy was a great SLB in Carolina for a defense that asks their SLBs to do a hell of a lot more than the Hillenmeyer/Roach "Just Throw Yourself in Front of a TE or Fullback so Someone Else Can Make the Play" role.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 29, 2013, 04:37:43 PM
Tony Romo is a Cowboy for 6 more years.

Good Friday? No, the BEST Friday.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: SKO on July 09, 2013, 09:23:58 AM
This is just straight up Apex porn: https://t.co/5UKIR6Tgtu

QuoteCharles Tillman isn't just the best Cover-2 corner in football; he is one of the best corners in the NFL, period.

QuoteTillman made a name for himself among a certain section of fans in his rookie year when he took down Randy Moss, at the time playing for the Vikings at a practically unstoppable level, on an end zone fade route. Tillman was in good position all the way, didn't lose the battle physically, and while Moss jumped higher and got to the ball first, Tillman refused to get beaten, kept one hand in there and ripped the ball away, earning himself an interception when most corners give up a routine touchdown.

That play was Tillman in a nutshell (sorry), and in truth very little has changed in the years between then and now. He still displays great positioning, footwork, physicality, and the ability to go toe-to-toe with guys too physically dominant for anybody else to handle.
Title: Re: Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest
Post by: Internet Apex on July 09, 2013, 09:44:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 09, 2013, 09:23:58 AM
This is just straight up Apex porn: https://t.co/5UKIR6Tgtu

QuoteCharles Tillman isn't just the best Cover-2 corner in football; he is one of the best corners in the NFL, period.

QuoteTillman made a name for himself among a certain section of fans in his rookie year when he took down Randy Moss, at the time playing for the Vikings at a practically unstoppable level, on an end zone fade route. Tillman was in good position all the way, didn't lose the battle physically, and while Moss jumped higher and got to the ball first, Tillman refused to get beaten, kept one hand in there and ripped the ball away, earning himself an interception when most corners give up a routine touchdown.

That play was Tillman in a nutshell (sorry), and in truth very little has changed in the years between then and now. He still displays great positioning, footwork, physicality, and the ability to go toe-to-toe with guys too physically dominant for anybody else to handle.

NSFW!!!!!!