Marquis de suc defenestration thread

[RW]

Hey, the Tards may have lost, but I told you Marquis sucks donkey balls. You guys laughed it off and said Dave Duncan blah blah blah. Enjoy 2 and half more years of that douchetard.

You guys should really just focus on enjoying Todd Wellemeyer. IN YOUR STARTING ROTATION.

[RoyHobbs]

My apologies for that original post. I was still wasted from the night before and was just plain stupid. You guys pretty much said he sucked. I have no idea what went through my brain. Other than booze. Ugh. Apparently, I don't handle drinking whiskey until 4am like I used to.

And Marquis may have an ERA a full point lower than any starter on the Cards and we may have Wellemeyer in the starting rotation but somehow we aren't imploding. Man, if we don't have the shittiest starting rotation in any level of baseball, I'd be surprised. So I got no argument.   

Anyway, you guys said Marqius sucks and he does. My bad. But I still reserve the right to remind you how bad he sucks on occasion.   

[Apexx]

somehow we aren't imploding.

You can't play the Reds, Pirates and Royals forever you toothless fuck. Soon, your Deadbirds and their 1-5 record vs. the NLE will take on the Phillies and Mets and we'll check back in with you and see how that whole not imploding thing is going.

[Fork_The_Third]

My apologies for that original post. I was still wasted from the night before and was just plain stupid. You guys pretty much said he sucked. I have no idea what went through my brain. Other than booze. Ugh. Apparently, I don't handle drinking whiskey until 4am like I used to.

And Marquis may have an ERA a full point lower than any starter on the Cards and we may have Wellemeyer in the starting rotation but somehow we aren't imploding. Man, if we don't have the shittiest starting rotation in any level of baseball, I'd be surprised. So I got no argument.   

Anyway, you guys said Marqius sucks and he does. My bad. But I still reserve the right to remind you how bad he sucks on occasion.    

I think Marquis can handle that all on his own.

[RoyHobbs]

somehow we aren't imploding.

You can't play the Reds, Pirates and Royals forever you toothless f@#$. Soon, your Deadbirds and their 1-5 record vs. the NLE will take on the Phillies and Mets and we'll check back in with you and see how that whole not imploding thing is going.

Ok you guys haven't faced the Royals yet, but you are a whopping 4-5 against the Reds and Pirates.

And the Cubs record against the NL East is a spectacular 10-13.

At least you aren't a Yankees fan. Jesus H Christ, they are dreaming of pitchers making 2 consecutive starts. 

[Fork_The_Third]

somehow we aren't imploding.

You can't play the Reds, Pirates and Royals forever you toothless f@#$. Soon, your Deadbirds and their 1-5 record vs. the NLE will take on the Phillies and Mets and we'll check back in with you and see how that whole not imploding thing is going.

Ok you guys haven't faced the Royals yet, but you are a whopping 4-5 against the Reds and Pirates.

And the Cubs record against the NL East is a spectacular 10-13.

At least you aren't a Yankees fan. Jesus H Christ, they are dreaming of pitchers making 2 consecutive starts. flights.  

Lidled.

[therick711]

somehow we aren't imploding.

You can't play the Reds, Pirates and Royals forever you toothless f@#$. Soon, your Deadbirds and their 1-5 record vs. the NLE will take on the Phillies and Mets and we'll check back in with you and see how that whole not imploding thing is going.

Ok you guys haven't faced the Royals yet, but you are a whopping 4-5 against the Reds and Pirates.

And the Cubs record against the NL East is a spectacular 10-13.

At least you aren't a Yankees fan. Jesus H Christ, they are dreaming of pitchers making 2 consecutive starts. flights.  

Lidled.

Fantastic work there.

[Taylor]

It's reassuring to know that Marquis doesn't really start to suck until after the All Star Break. The batting practice he's been throwing to the Pirates tonight is a preview of what to expect from him in the second half of the season.

[Internet Apex]

Bump.

Nice outing, dick.

[Augie-O]

We should defenester people/things more often around here.

[cubbiebluestew]

I have to say that I really like Jeff Garlin.  Why?  Because he is as die-hard as I am.  On the other hand, his father is an old-fart!

[Corn-fed]

It's reassuring to know that Marquis doesn't really start to suck until after the All Star Break. The batting practice he's been throwing to the Pirates tonight is a preview of what to expect from him in the second half of the season.

Enough of the coming attractions, welcome to our feature presentation:

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IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA
4.0 8 6 6 3 2 1 4.03

[Taylor]

It's a good thing Wendy Rodríguez was a run suckier than the Marquis.

[Internet Apex]

So true. But if yesterday's game means that opponents can't call up every piece of shit AAAA lefty on the 40-man to shut down the Cubs' lineup for 6+ than color me a shade gheyer for this group of men than I was at at 2:20 ET yesterday.

[Slaky!]

So true. But if yesterday's game means that opponents can't call up every piece of shit AAAA lefty on the 40-man to shut down the Cubs' lineup for 6+ than color me a shade gheyer for this group of men than I was at at 2:20 ET yesterday.

Even though Wendy did shut out the Mets his last time out, your point is noted. And gheyed.