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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #330 on: June 07, 2009, 05:26:28 PM »
Splooge.

Now get that shrieking hissy fit about Marmol's control problems over with and let's have a cold one, octaroons.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #331 on: June 07, 2009, 06:09:27 PM »
Nice work by the bullpen today.

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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #332 on: June 07, 2009, 06:19:55 PM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on June 07, 2009, 06:09:27 PM
Nice work by the bullpen today.

All weekend.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #333 on: June 07, 2009, 09:33:39 PM »
Asscan, Angel, Marshall...the bullpen is the strength of the team!

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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #334 on: June 08, 2009, 07:37:52 AM »

Anhell Goozman is dealing some seriously disgusting shit up there. I almost feel bad for opposing hitters.

I think you'll see more of him in critical situations while the Marmot gets his shit straightened out.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #335 on: June 08, 2009, 09:01:11 AM »
Marmol and Angel will get flip-flopped in their roles until Angel's arm falls off.  You know, Tuesday.


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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #336 on: June 15, 2009, 07:10:36 PM »
Well, even though the Bullpen angst has been mostly resolved, it's never bad when you can add the Cutter that will drink the blood of non-believers.

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DES MOINES -- The Cubs have found what they've been looking for out of right-hander Kevin Hart at Class AAA Iowa, and that is consistency.

Maybe someone who's registered can tell us what the rest of this says.

And ten they can explain why they paid...$89.99/year for that?
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #337 on: June 15, 2009, 07:22:50 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 15, 2009, 07:10:36 PM
Well, even though the Bullpen angst has been mostly resolved, it's never bad when you can add the Cutter that will drink the blood of non-believers.

Quote
DES MOINES -- The Cubs have found what they've been looking for out of right-hander Kevin Hart at Class AAA Iowa, and that is consistency.

Maybe someone who's registered can tell us what the rest of this says.

And ten they can explain why they paid...$89.99/year for that?

His numbers are pretty good actually. 50ks in 46.1 innings, 33 hits and a WHIP of 1.08.

Sweet.

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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #338 on: June 15, 2009, 07:24:29 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 15, 2009, 07:10:36 PM
Well, even though the Bullpen angst has been mostly resolved, it's never bad when you can add the Cutter that will drink the blood of non-believers.

Quote
DES MOINES -- The Cubs have found what they've been looking for out of right-hander Kevin Hart at Class AAA Iowa, and that is consistency.

Maybe someone who's registered can tell us what the rest of this says.

And ten they can explain why they paid...$89.99/year for that?

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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #339 on: June 15, 2009, 07:55:49 PM »
Told you.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #340 on: June 15, 2009, 08:00:54 PM »
Quote from: Slak on June 15, 2009, 07:22:50 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 15, 2009, 07:10:36 PM
Well, even though the Bullpen angst has been mostly resolved, it's never bad when you can add the Cutter that will drink the blood of non-believers.

Quote
DES MOINES -- The Cubs have found what they've been looking for out of right-hander Kevin Hart at Class AAA Iowa, and that is consistency.

Maybe someone who's registered can tell us what the rest of this says.

And ten they can explain why they paid...$89.99/year for that?

His numbers are pretty good actually. 50ks in 46.1 innings, 33 hits and a WHIP of 1.08.

Sweet.

The Cubs could use a 14th pitcher on the roster.

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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #341 on: June 15, 2009, 08:07:50 PM »
Quote from: CT III on June 15, 2009, 08:00:54 PM
Quote from: Slak on June 15, 2009, 07:22:50 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 15, 2009, 07:10:36 PM
Well, even though the Bullpen angst has been mostly resolved, it's never bad when you can add the Cutter that will drink the blood of non-believers.

Quote
DES MOINES -- The Cubs have found what they've been looking for out of right-hander Kevin Hart at Class AAA Iowa, and that is consistency.

Maybe someone who's registered can tell us what the rest of this says.

And ten they can explain why they paid...$89.99/year for that?

His numbers are pretty good actually. 50ks in 46.1 innings, 33 hits and a WHIP of 1.08.

Sweet.

The Cubs could use a 14th pitcher on the roster.

Or one Not David Patton.

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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #342 on: June 15, 2009, 08:50:35 PM »
There's some good news and bad news here:

http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?n=Kevin%20Hart&pos=P&sid=milb&t=p_pbp&pid=453954

The stats are quite encouraging, particularly that 1.08 WHIP. The facial hair will cause me to hop off this dude's bandwagon even as it careens toward Wrigley hell bent for election.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #343 on: June 15, 2009, 08:56:01 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 15, 2009, 08:50:35 PM
There's some good news and bad news here:

http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?n=Kevin%20Hart&pos=P&sid=milb&t=p_pbp&pid=453954

The stats are quite encouraging, particularly that 1.08 WHIP. The facial hair will cause me to hop off this dude's bandwagon even as it careens toward Wrigley hell bent for election.

He looks like a villain from the silent film era.

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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #344 on: June 15, 2009, 09:30:52 PM »
Quote from: Slak on June 15, 2009, 08:56:01 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 15, 2009, 08:50:35 PM
There's some good news and bad news here:

http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?n=Kevin%20Hart&pos=P&sid=milb&t=p_pbp&pid=453954

The stats are quite encouraging, particularly that 1.08 WHIP. The facial hair will cause me to hop off this dude's bandwagon even as it careens toward Wrigley hell bent for election.

He looks like a villain from the silent film era.

Or this guy...

"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

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