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Title: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 09:29:58 AM
Exterminate the brutes.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See Todd Collins Alive 10/10/10
Post by: CT III on October 10, 2010, 12:07:37 PM
BEAR FOOTBAW!
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See Todd Collins Alive 10/10/10
Post by: CT III on October 10, 2010, 12:21:45 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 10, 2010, 12:07:37 PM
BEAR FOOTBAW!

BUMP!
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See Todd Collins Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 12:23:07 PM
LOL @ Carolina's... everything.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See Todd Collins Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Yeti on October 10, 2010, 12:29:38 PM
Julius can father my children
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See Todd Collins Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 12:32:18 PM
Jimmy Claussen wears lip gloss.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See Todd Collins Alive 10/10/10
Post by: thehawk on October 10, 2010, 12:38:08 PM
Devin Hester is mildly embarassing
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 12:38:39 PM
Thread title fiximated.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on October 10, 2010, 12:40:44 PM
Carolina is teh new Detwat.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 10, 2010, 12:46:40 PM
It's Clausen, guys.

/lowestformofinternetlife
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 12:52:02 PM
Collins is a fucking choad.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 10, 2010, 12:59:37 PM
BOUT DAMN TIME WE GET DAT PICK THROWER JAKE UTLER OUTTA THERE, NOW DIS IZ BEAR FOOTBAW
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Slaky on October 10, 2010, 01:00:35 PM
Stop fucking throwing the ball.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 01:09:23 PM
Way to get fucking cute, dipshits. Keep pounding the rock and throwing short. You have a two touchdown lead and you're moving the chains. Collins is a turd hammer.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on October 10, 2010, 01:09:40 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 12:52:02 PM
Collins is a fucking choad.

This.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 01:14:51 PM
Is it Hanie time yet?
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 01:23:52 PM
Carolina doesn't look capable of beating anyone ever. Todd Collins looks capable of giving this whole turd circus away. I have so much anger. So much hate.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: BC on October 10, 2010, 01:33:35 PM
Todd Collins has looked terrible. He's thrown three picks, including one inside the 10. Yet the Bears lead 17-3.

It is the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE!!!
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 01:34:31 PM
Lovie just told BEARS RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo that there is no plan to switch QBs here with a 14-point lead.

"No. We just gotta play smart football. Todd has done that here lately."

Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: BC on October 10, 2010, 01:37:35 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 01:34:31 PM
Lovie just told BEARS RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo that there is no plan to switch QBs here with a 14-point lead.

"No. We just gotta play smart football. Todd has done that here lately."

Well, Collins hadn't thrown a pick in almost 5 minutes Pex. What more do you want?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 01:41:46 PM
Quote from: BC on October 10, 2010, 01:37:35 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 01:34:31 PM
Lovie just told BEARS RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo that there is no plan to switch QBs here with a 14-point lead.

"No. We just gotta play smart football. Todd has done that here lately."

Well, Collins hadn't thrown a pick in almost 5 minutes Pex. What more do you want?!?!?!?

Blood.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: BC on October 10, 2010, 01:44:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 01:41:46 PM
Quote from: BC on October 10, 2010, 01:37:35 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 01:34:31 PM
Lovie just told BEARS RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo that there is no plan to switch QBs here with a 14-point lead.

"No. We just gotta play smart football. Todd has done that here lately."

Well, Collins hadn't thrown a pick in almost 5 minutes Pex. What more do you want?!?!?!?

Blood.

After you take care of Collins, can you go find the FOX promo producer who keeps sticking the Bartman play in the middle of the NLCS promos? Guh.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2010, 02:17:45 PM
Quote from: BC on October 10, 2010, 01:37:35 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 01:34:31 PM
Lovie just told BEARS RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo that there is no plan to switch QBs here with a 14-point lead.

"No. We just gotta play smart football. Todd has done that here lately."

Well, Collins hadn't thrown a pick in almost 5 minutes Pex. What more do you want?!?!?!?

3 more minutes.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Yeti on October 10, 2010, 02:18:57 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 01:34:31 PM
Lovie just told BEARS RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo that there is no plan to switch QBs here with a 14-point lead.

"No. We just gotta play smart football. Todd has done that here lately."



Smart football entails 4 picks
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 10, 2010, 02:35:18 PM
Hanie time!
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: CT III on October 10, 2010, 02:36:56 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 01:41:46 PM
Quote from: BC on October 10, 2010, 01:37:35 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 01:34:31 PM
Lovie just told BEARS RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo that there is no plan to switch QBs here with a 14-point lead.

"No. We just gotta play smart football. Todd has done that here lately."

Well, Collins hadn't thrown a pick in almost 5 minutes Pex. What more do you want?!?!?!?

Blood.

YOU GOT IT!
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 03:00:10 PM
BOB GOLD!!11!!!
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on October 10, 2010, 03:03:19 PM
We got to witness something special today: the end of Todd Collins' storied career.

If the Bears don't cut him on Monday...
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 03:07:38 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 03:00:10 PM
BOB GOLD!!11!!!

BOB GOLD!!11!!!!
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: BC on October 10, 2010, 03:14:32 PM
Hope Briggs is OK.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 03:15:01 PM
GRATUITOUS P'NUT PICK!!!!11!!!

My favorite. Suck it, Steve Smith. Wherever you are.  
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 03:15:32 PM
Quote from: BC on October 10, 2010, 03:14:32 PM
Hope Briggs is OK.

Looked like ankle sprainage.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Waco Kid on October 10, 2010, 03:25:47 PM
Thankfully, the entire Panthers' team sucks. That cancelled out the suckiness of Todd Collins
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: BC on October 10, 2010, 03:36:28 PM
Hanie at least looked halfway-competent. I have to think he's the backup now.

Waiting to see what excuses will fly after the Packers blow the game in Washington.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Slaky on October 10, 2010, 03:37:14 PM
REDDS KINNS!
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/1
Post by: Armchair_QB on October 10, 2010, 03:53:52 PM
Good God, how shitty are the Rams?

Detroit 44
St. Louis 6
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/1
Post by: Slaky on October 10, 2010, 04:03:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 10, 2010, 03:53:52 PM
Good God, how shitty are the Rams?

Detroit 44
St. Louis 6

I think Detroit is just plain not shitty.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/1
Post by: JD on October 10, 2010, 07:12:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 10, 2010, 04:03:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 10, 2010, 03:53:52 PM
Good God, how shitty are the Rams?

Detroit 44
St. Louis 6

I think Detroit is just plain not shitty.

I agree.  With Slak.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/1
Post by: Internet Apex on October 10, 2010, 07:53:26 PM
Quote from: JD on October 10, 2010, 07:12:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 10, 2010, 04:03:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 10, 2010, 03:53:52 PM
Good God, how shitty are the Rams?

Detroit 44
St. Louis 6

I think Detroit is just plain not shitty.

I agree.  With Slak.

Meh. How good can they be? They lost to the lowly Packers last week.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: SKO on October 10, 2010, 08:10:33 PM
Todd Collins 5.9 QB rating is now the lowest in Bears history among any QB with at least 25 attempts. Rick Mirer and Henry Burris laugh at your inadequacies, Todd.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: SKO on October 10, 2010, 08:44:30 PM
DPD, but I can't wait for Morrissey's column tomorrow talking about how Collins needs to be the starter because he's undefeated as a Bears QB and just wins games.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/1
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on October 10, 2010, 08:47:14 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 10, 2010, 03:53:52 PM
Good God, how shitty are the Rams?

Detroit 44
St. Louis 6

But the Rams beat the Skins and the Skins beat the Packers and the Packers beat the Lions...
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: CT III on October 10, 2010, 09:54:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 10, 2010, 08:10:33 PM
Todd Collins 5.9 QB rating is now the lowest in Bears history among any QB with at least 25 attempts. Rick Mirer and Henry Burris laugh at your inadequacies, Todd.

Game.  Managed.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on October 10, 2010, 10:34:15 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AmUmJX6l6l.EWuJ.kGkdtj85nYcB?slug=ap-packers-rodgersconcussion

The Bears aren't the only NFC North team with a concussed QB.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: HumbleJerry on October 11, 2010, 01:34:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 10, 2010, 01:00:35 PM
Stop fucking throwing the ball.

This. This. This. This. This.

There was absolutely no reason to let Collins throw the ball after the pick on 3rd and goal from the 1 ever.   In the second half, with him "playing" QB, with a lead of 17-3, our play selection: 6 pass, 3 rush.  We absolutely deserved to lose this game.  Carolina is just awful. 

Hell, at least we're 4-1, and the fucking Packers are looking up.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 07:34:47 AM
Quote from: HumbleJerry on October 11, 2010, 01:34:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 10, 2010, 01:00:35 PM
Stop fucking throwing the ball.

This. This. This. This. This.

There was absolutely no reason to let Collins throw the ball after the pick on 3rd and goal from the 1 ever.   In the second half, with him "playing" QB, with a lead of 17-3, our play selection: 6 pass, 3 rush.  We absolutely deserved to lose this game.  Carolina is just awful.  

Hell, at least we're 4-1, and the fucking Packers are looking up.

Dude, calm the fuck down. When you play that kind of defense and special teams and run the ball like they did on the road without your starting quarterback you deserve to win. Period. Yes, they should have won by about seven more points. Cry me a fucking river, Rosendork. That was exactly the kind of win that had pundits everywhere claiming that Pittsburgh was destined for Super Bowl Glory before Baltimore pantsed them last week.

The reason they decided to throw? Nine in the box. And they found out this choad couldn't take advantage. So what did they do? They benched his tired old ass and played the kid. Have a cup of coffee and put a little extra sugar on your born flakes, my friend.  
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2010, 08:26:39 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 07:34:47 AM
Quote from: HumbleJerry on October 11, 2010, 01:34:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 10, 2010, 01:00:35 PM
Stop fucking throwing the ball.

This. This. This. This. This.

There was absolutely no reason to let Collins throw the ball after the pick on 3rd and goal from the 1 ever.   In the second half, with him "playing" QB, with a lead of 17-3, our play selection: 6 pass, 3 rush.  We absolutely deserved to lose this game.  Carolina is just awful.  

Hell, at least we're 4-1, and the fucking Packers are looking up.

Dude, calm the fuck down. When you play that kind of defense and special teams and run the ball like they did on the road without your starting quarterback you deserve to win. Period. Yes, they should have won by about seven more points. Cry me a fucking river, Rosendork. That was exactly the kind of win that had pundits everywhere claiming that Pittsburgh was destined for Super Bowl Glory before Baltimore pantsed them last week.

The reason they decided to throw? Nine in the box. And they found out this choad couldn't take advantage. So what did they do? They benched his tired old ass and played the kid. Have a cup of coffee and put a little extra sugar on your born flakes, my friend.  

They had no business winning it because they should have won it by more. Again. (http://firedustybaker2.wordpress.com/2010/09/28/you-have-to-be-kidding-me/)
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 11, 2010, 08:45:08 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2010, 08:26:39 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 07:34:47 AM
Quote from: HumbleJerry on October 11, 2010, 01:34:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 10, 2010, 01:00:35 PM
Stop fucking throwing the ball.

This. This. This. This. This.

There was absolutely no reason to let Collins throw the ball after the pick on 3rd and goal from the 1 ever.   In the second half, with him "playing" QB, with a lead of 17-3, our play selection: 6 pass, 3 rush.  We absolutely deserved to lose this game.  Carolina is just awful.  

Hell, at least we're 4-1, and the fucking Packers are looking up.

Dude, calm the fuck down. When you play that kind of defense and special teams and run the ball like they did on the road without your starting quarterback you deserve to win. Period. Yes, they should have won by about seven more points. Cry me a fucking river, Rosendork. That was exactly the kind of win that had pundits everywhere claiming that Pittsburgh was destined for Super Bowl Glory before Baltimore pantsed them last week.

The reason they decided to throw? Nine in the box. And they found out this choad couldn't take advantage. So what did they do? They benched his tired old ass and played the kid. Have a cup of coffee and put a little extra sugar on your born flakes, my friend.  

They had no business winning it because they should have won it by more. Again. (http://firedustybaker2.wordpress.com/2010/09/28/you-have-to-be-kidding-me/)

Laugh now, but "deserved wins" are the third tiebreaker.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here... The Last Time You'll See J. Claussen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 08:47:46 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 11, 2010, 08:45:08 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2010, 08:26:39 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 07:34:47 AM
Quote from: HumbleJerry on October 11, 2010, 01:34:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 10, 2010, 01:00:35 PM
Stop fucking throwing the ball.

This. This. This. This. This.

There was absolutely no reason to let Collins throw the ball after the pick on 3rd and goal from the 1 ever.   In the second half, with him "playing" QB, with a lead of 17-3, our play selection: 6 pass, 3 rush.  We absolutely deserved to lose this game.  Carolina is just awful.  

Hell, at least we're 4-1, and the fucking Packers are looking up.

Dude, calm the fuck down. When you play that kind of defense and special teams and run the ball like they did on the road without your starting quarterback you deserve to win. Period. Yes, they should have won by about seven more points. Cry me a fucking river, Rosendork. That was exactly the kind of win that had pundits everywhere claiming that Pittsburgh was destined for Super Bowl Glory before Baltimore pantsed them last week.

The reason they decided to throw? Nine in the box. And they found out this choad couldn't take advantage. So what did they do? They benched his tired old ass and played the kid. Have a cup of coffee and put a little extra sugar on your born flakes, my friend.  

They had no business winning it because they should have won it by more. Again. (http://firedustybaker2.wordpress.com/2010/09/28/you-have-to-be-kidding-me/)

Laugh now, but "deserved wins" are the third tiebreaker.

Fork made me lol at work. Tweet that.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 08:50:35 AM
I can't wait to find out who is worse between Buffonto and Carolina. The Panthers are fucking laughable.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 11, 2010, 08:52:22 AM
Jonathon Quinn Collins.  Guh.

God was that ugly.  Thank gord they played Carolina with Cutler out.  

I would start Hanie, and have Cutler as #2, if he's cleared at all, next week.  Give Jay another week and hope Hanie doesn't shit the bed.  But if he does, then you'll have to go with Cutler a week earlier to bail them out.  Seattle blows, should be another fartfest.  

Whatever they do, though, please please please send Collins away.  
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 08:53:12 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 08:50:35 AM
I can't wait to find out who is worse between Buffonto and Carolina. The Panthers are fucking laughable.

Buffalo will win a game. They can at least put up a few points.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 11, 2010, 08:55:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 08:53:12 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 08:50:35 AM
I can't wait to find out who is worse between Buffonto and Carolina. The Panthers are fucking laughable.

Buffalo will win a game. They can at least put up a few points.

I actually put some points on the Buffs in Confidence and thought it would come through when I saw them throwing up points, but apparently they only play with 9 defenders or something.  It sucks.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 09:07:48 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 11, 2010, 08:55:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 08:53:12 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 08:50:35 AM
I can't wait to find out who is worse between Buffonto and Carolina. The Panthers are fucking laughable.

Buffalo will win a game. They can at least put up a few points.

I actually put some points on the Buffs in Confidence and thought it would come through when I saw them throwing up points, but apparently they only play with 9 defenders or something.  It sucks.

I thought they were going to win yesterday, too. They had a quick early lead but that defense is horrific. I do think they'll beat SOMEONE. Ryan Fitzpatrick probably gets ridiculed quite a bit but somehow the guy puts up points.

Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 09:08:30 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 09:07:48 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 11, 2010, 08:55:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 08:53:12 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 08:50:35 AM
I can't wait to find out who is worse between Buffonto and Carolina. The Panthers are fucking laughable.

Buffalo will win a game. They can at least put up a few points.

I actually put some points on the Buffs in Confidence and thought it would come through when I saw them throwing up points, but apparently they only play with 9 defenders or something.  It sucks.

I thought they were going to win yesterday, too. They had a quick early lead but that defense is horrific. I do think they'll beat SOMEONE. Ryan Fitzpatrick probably gets ridiculed quite a bit but somehow the guy puts up points.



He's a winner.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 11, 2010, 09:10:57 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 09:08:30 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 09:07:48 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 11, 2010, 08:55:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 08:53:12 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 08:50:35 AM
I can't wait to find out who is worse between Buffonto and Carolina. The Panthers are fucking laughable.

Buffalo will win a game. They can at least put up a few points.

I actually put some points on the Buffs in Confidence and thought it would come through when I saw them throwing up points, but apparently they only play with 9 defenders or something.  It sucks.

I thought they were going to win yesterday, too. They had a quick early lead but that defense is horrific. I do think they'll beat SOMEONE. Ryan Fitzpatrick probably gets ridiculed quite a bit but somehow the guy puts up points.



He's a winner.

Isn't that the guy from Harvard?

Also, it turns out I put 7 on Buffalo.  That was dumb. 
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Brownie on October 11, 2010, 09:13:03 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 11, 2010, 08:52:22 AM
Jonathon Quinn Collins.  Guh.

God was that ugly.  Thank gord they played Carolina with Cutler out.  

I would start Hanie, and have Cutler as #2, if he's cleared at all, next week.  Give Jay another week and hope Hanie doesn't shit the bed.  But if he does, then you'll have to go with Cutler a week earlier to bail them out.  Seattle blows, should be another fartfest.  

Whatever they do, though, please please please send Collins away.  

If Cutler's cleared to play, he plays. There's no demoting him to the bullpen for a month, bringing him back as a starter only to have him fight with Derrick Lee in the dugout. We've seen that once before.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 11, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 11, 2010, 09:13:03 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 11, 2010, 08:52:22 AM
Jonathon Quinn Collins.  Guh.

God was that ugly.  Thank gord they played Carolina with Cutler out.  

I would start Hanie, and have Cutler as #2, if he's cleared at all, next week.  Give Jay another week and hope Hanie doesn't shit the bed.  But if he does, then you'll have to go with Cutler a week earlier to bail them out.  Seattle blows, should be another fartfest.  

Whatever they do, though, please please please send Collins away.  

If Cutler's cleared to play, he plays. There's no demoting him to the bullpen for a month, bringing him back as a starter only to have him fight with Derrick Lee in the dugout. We've seen that once before.

I'm just saying Seattke blows and if you can err on the side of caution, while giving Hanie one real chance to see if he's worthy to be Cutler's backup to the point where you don't break out in hives when Cutler goes down in the future.  You're right, though--t's probably too "cute" of a decision to work that way, but holy shit the Bears have actually earned themselves a sliver of leeway after 5 weeks.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2010, 09:25:36 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 11, 2010, 08:55:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 08:53:12 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 08:50:35 AM
I can't wait to find out who is worse between Buffonto and Carolina. The Panthers are fucking laughable.

Buffalo will win a game. They can at least put up a few points.

I actually put some points on the Buffs in Confidence and thought it would come through when I saw them throwing up points, but apparently they only play with 9 defenders or something.  It sucks.

We get it. You're an idiot.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 11, 2010, 09:30:03 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 11, 2010, 09:13:03 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 11, 2010, 08:52:22 AM
Jonathon Quinn Collins.  Guh.

God was that ugly.  Thank gord they played Carolina with Cutler out.  

I would start Hanie, and have Cutler as #2, if he's cleared at all, next week.  Give Jay another week and hope Hanie doesn't shit the bed.  But if he does, then you'll have to go with Cutler a week earlier to bail them out.  Seattle blows, should be another fartfest.  

Whatever they do, though, please please please send Collins away.  

If Cutler's cleared to play, he plays. There's no demoting him to the bullpen for a month, bringing him back as a starter only to have him fight with Derrick Lee in the dugout. We've seen that once before.

What's the problem with that? When Z hits people, good things happen.  The first time led to Barrett leaving.  The second led to Derrek leaving.

Maybe we can get Z to punch out Soriano!
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 09:34:57 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 11, 2010, 09:30:03 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 11, 2010, 09:13:03 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 11, 2010, 08:52:22 AM
Jonathon Quinn Collins.  Guh.

God was that ugly.  Thank gord they played Carolina with Cutler out.  

I would start Hanie, and have Cutler as #2, if he's cleared at all, next week.  Give Jay another week and hope Hanie doesn't shit the bed.  But if he does, then you'll have to go with Cutler a week earlier to bail them out.  Seattle blows, should be another fartfest.  

Whatever they do, though, please please please send Collins away.  

If Cutler's cleared to play, he plays. There's no demoting him to the bullpen for a month, bringing him back as a starter only to have him fight with Derrick Lee in the dugout. We've seen that once before.

What's the problem with that? When Z hits people, good things happen.  The first time led to Barrett leaving.  The second led to Derrek leaving.

Maybe we can get Z to punch out Soriano!

Or you.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: R-V on October 11, 2010, 10:21:33 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 10, 2010, 09:54:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 10, 2010, 08:10:33 PM
Todd Collins 5.9 QB rating is now the lowest in Bears history among any QB with at least 25 attempts. Rick Mirer and Henry Burris laugh at your inadequacies, Todd.

Game.  Managed.

Todd Collins is available. Henry Burris without hands, arms, legs, or awareness.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2010, 10:31:13 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 11, 2010, 10:21:33 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 10, 2010, 09:54:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 10, 2010, 08:10:33 PM
Todd Collins 5.9 QB rating is now the lowest in Bears history among any QB with at least 25 attempts. Rick Mirer and Henry Burris laugh at your inadequacies, Todd.

Game.  Managed.

Todd Collins is available. Henry Burris without hands, arms, legs, or awareness.

Intrepid Reader: SKO

[ grips Calgary Stampeders pennant and cries ]
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: SKO on October 11, 2010, 02:40:07 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2010, 10:31:13 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 11, 2010, 10:21:33 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 10, 2010, 09:54:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 10, 2010, 08:10:33 PM
Todd Collins 5.9 QB rating is now the lowest in Bears history among any QB with at least 25 attempts. Rick Mirer and Henry Burris laugh at your inadequacies, Todd.

Game.  Managed.

Todd Collins is available. Henry Burris without hands, arms, legs, or awareness.

Intrepid Reader: SKO

[ grips Calgary Stampeders pennant and cries ]
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Kiss. The. Ring. Bitches.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: SKO on October 11, 2010, 02:46:18 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 11, 2010, 08:52:22 AM
Jonathon Quinn Collins.  Guh.

God was that ugly.  Thank gord they played Carolina with Cutler out.  

I would start Hanie, and have Cutler as #2, if he's cleared at all, next week.  Give Jay another week and hope Hanie doesn't shit the bed.  But if he does, then you'll have to go with Cutler a week earlier to bail them out.  Seattle blows, should be another fartfest.  

Whatever they do, though, please please please send Collins away.  

No. If Cutler has no signs of a concussion and is cleared by the Bears and an independent doctor he should play. The way they're going now he won't play if there's even the slightest hint of a sign of a concussion. Sitting out another week isn't going to lead to him having fewer non-signs of a concussion. If they aren't there, play the man. Fro Dog has been in Caleb Hanie's corner since he got here, so I know not to piss myself if he has to come in and save the day.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: PenPho on October 11, 2010, 03:00:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 11, 2010, 02:46:18 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 11, 2010, 08:52:22 AM
Jonathon Quinn Collins.  Guh.

God was that ugly.  Thank gord they played Carolina with Cutler out.  

I would start Hanie, and have Cutler as #2, if he's cleared at all, next week.  Give Jay another week and hope Hanie doesn't shit the bed.  But if he does, then you'll have to go with Cutler a week earlier to bail them out.  Seattle blows, should be another fartfest.  

Whatever they do, though, please please please send Collins away.  

No. If Cutler has no signs of a concussion and is cleared by the Bears and an independent doctor he should play. The way they're going now he won't play if there's even the slightest hint of a sign of a concussion. Sitting out another week isn't going to lead to him having fewer non-signs of a concussion. If they aren't there, play the man. Fro Dog has been in Caleb Hanie's corner since he got here, so I know not to piss myself if he has to come in and save the day.

Packer Huey saying that the Bears shouldn't start Cutler even if he's cleared is not surprising at all.

Something something.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 03:25:17 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 11, 2010, 03:00:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 11, 2010, 02:46:18 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 11, 2010, 08:52:22 AM
Jonathon Quinn Collins.  Guh.

God was that ugly.  Thank gord they played Carolina with Cutler out.  

I would start Hanie, and have Cutler as #2, if he's cleared at all, next week.  Give Jay another week and hope Hanie doesn't shit the bed.  But if he does, then you'll have to go with Cutler a week earlier to bail them out.  Seattle blows, should be another fartfest.  

Whatever they do, though, please please please send Collins away.  

No. If Cutler has no signs of a concussion and is cleared by the Bears and an independent doctor he should play. The way they're going now he won't play if there's even the slightest hint of a sign of a concussion. Sitting out another week isn't going to lead to him having fewer non-signs of a concussion. If they aren't there, play the man. Fro Dog has been in Caleb Hanie's corner since he got here, so I know not to piss myself if he has to come in and save the day.

Packer Huey saying that the Bears shouldn't start Cutler even if he's cleared is not surprising at all.

Something something.

Jesus Christ, Huard. Although, I'm still scared that the line is going to get the guy killed. As seldom as the Bears threw the ball against that toothless Carolina pass rush, there were still a couple of big hits on the QB.
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: CBStew on October 11, 2010, 03:46:14 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 03:25:17 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 11, 2010, 03:00:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 11, 2010, 02:46:18 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 11, 2010, 08:52:22 AM
Jonathon Quinn Collins.  Guh.

God was that ugly.  Thank gord they played Carolina with Cutler out.  

I would start Hanie, and have Cutler as #2, if he's cleared at all, next week.  Give Jay another week and hope Hanie doesn't shit the bed.  But if he does, then you'll have to go with Cutler a week earlier to bail them out.  Seattle blows, should be another fartfest.  

Whatever they do, though, please please please send Collins away.  

No. If Cutler has no signs of a concussion and is cleared by the Bears and an independent doctor he should play. The way they're going now he won't play if there's even the slightest hint of a sign of a concussion. Sitting out another week isn't going to lead to him having fewer non-signs of a concussion. If they aren't there, play the man. Fro Dog has been in Caleb Hanie's corner since he got here, so I know not to piss myself if he has to come in and save the day.

Packer Huey saying that the Bears shouldn't start Cutler even if he's cleared is not surprising at all.

Something something.

Jesus Christ, Huard. Although, I'm still scared that the line is going to get the guy killed. As seldom as the Bears threw the ball against that toothless Carolina pass rush, there were still a couple of big hits on the QB.

I think that they call that "fragging".
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 04:34:18 PM
Quote from: CBStew on October 11, 2010, 03:46:14 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 03:25:17 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 11, 2010, 03:00:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 11, 2010, 02:46:18 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 11, 2010, 08:52:22 AM
Jonathon Quinn Collins.  Guh.

God was that ugly.  Thank gord they played Carolina with Cutler out.  

I would start Hanie, and have Cutler as #2, if he's cleared at all, next week.  Give Jay another week and hope Hanie doesn't shit the bed.  But if he does, then you'll have to go with Cutler a week earlier to bail them out.  Seattle blows, should be another fartfest.  

Whatever they do, though, please please please send Collins away.  

No. If Cutler has no signs of a concussion and is cleared by the Bears and an independent doctor he should play. The way they're going now he won't play if there's even the slightest hint of a sign of a concussion. Sitting out another week isn't going to lead to him having fewer non-signs of a concussion. If they aren't there, play the man. Fro Dog has been in Caleb Hanie's corner since he got here, so I know not to piss myself if he has to come in and save the day.

Packer Huey saying that the Bears shouldn't start Cutler even if he's cleared is not surprising at all.

Something something.

Jesus Christ, Huard. Although, I'm still scared that the line is going to get the guy killed. As seldom as the Bears threw the ball against that toothless Carolina pass rush, there were still a couple of big hits on the QB.

I think that they call that "fragging".

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Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: fiveouts on October 11, 2010, 08:52:22 PM
Wait a second: A rational argument from a local columnist? (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-1012-haugh-bears-chicago--20101011,0,7024748.column)  Not possible. 

Of course, the meatheads are arguing that if the Bears make the playoffs this year, that would be bad because Lovie wouldn't get fired after this season. 

My God, people are stupid. 
Title: Re: Fuck its violent in here..... The Last Time You'll See J. Clausen Alive 10/10/10
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 12, 2010, 07:04:22 AM
Quote from: fiveouts on October 11, 2010, 08:52:22 PM
Wait a second: A rational argument from a local columnist? (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-1012-haugh-bears-chicago--20101011,0,7024748.column)  Not possible. 

Of course, the meatheads are arguing that if the Bears make the playoffs this year, that would be bad because Lovie wouldn't get fired after this season. 

My God, people are stupid. 

Whatever it takes to keep Huh away from the Blackhawks.